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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

One of these is edible, the rest are poisonous. Which would you pick?

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

You ever hate someone so much you posthumously turn them into fireworks?

On 30 July 1864, Qing forces exhumed, beheaded, and cremated Hong Xiuquan's body. Zeng Guofan (one of the prominent Qing genera) had ordered this done to verify Hong Xiuquan's death. The ashes were blasted out of a cannon to ensure that his remains had no resting place, as an eternal punishment for the uprising.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Hey, guess what? Mannequin butt.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Thirsty? No. Unhinged in the presence of a hose? Yep.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

He sleeps HARD after I take him on a bike ride.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

@stephenking.bsky.social I was told you like corgis. As caretaker to the loud potato that rules my house, I happened to have these lying around.

He had to wear shirts briefly for a medical issue and then yelled at us in protest when he no longer had to wear them.

Visitors that he approves of are gifted the Mean Green Dragon. You must not *take* the Mean Green Dragon, but a good-faith attempt to do so must be made or Approved Visitor status is revoked.

He has a part time job as a dishwasher. It doesn’t pay well, but the perks are decent, he’s a big fan of the head chef.

Despite his potato shape, he insists on being addressed as Speed Itself and will respond to no other names when in the pursuit of a ball.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Shit’s so wrong that even our food knows things are messed up.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Has anyone else been looking hard at their lamp in the last few days?

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

1,407 minutes = 23.45 hours. Say what you will, I get my money’s worth out of my Spotify membership.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

OFFICIAL PETITION for Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins and Abby Eaton to host Top Gear. It would be ✨iconic✨

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

I’m going to try to find a way to watch it at least read through The End of Longing today. RIP, Mattman

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

He’s got the best little face. You can tell it’s his turn with the brain cell.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

There are many cats like him and yet, none at all.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

He makes the classiest faces

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

My voice is completely goofed from the other night and it’s sounded unsettlingly familiar all day. It’s because I sound uncannily like this fucker from Blackbird.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

I’m using the ancient Mayan symbols as a Rorschach test. This one symbolizes one of the Snake Kings. What do you see?

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

When the dev notes call the VA’s out

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

“You’re a little squishy wizard, Gale.” Bless you, Mark Hulmes.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

This feels appropriate, given how many times I spilled my drink today.

I cleaned all my spills up, don’t hate me Scott

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

I know I’m a few months late for this joke, but the new OceanGate submarine was just delivered to my front yard.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

Before and after I said the word “squirrel”

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

My polarized sunglasses make all dark colored cars gay. It’s lovely. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Oliver and his one true love, lol. He’s been in love with Kari Byron since he was a pup and his tummy doesn’t feel good today, so he’s binging some Mythbusters.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

He put his toes in the air like he just don’t care.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

I base my fashion choices on my corgi’s reactions. - if he goes to the couch, it’s a snuggle-at-home outfit. - if he goes to the door, it’s a go-places-do-things outfit - if he goes to the window, it’s a “going out without him” outfit and a little bit nicer It’s a great system so far!

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

He takes smells VERY seriously. If there’s a breeze, he’s out there with his eyes closed, leaning into the breeze and sniffing his heart out. It makes for some dramatic poses.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Weirdly made me jump a little. If you’re nearsighted, take your glasses off, pull the phone away a little bit and look at the photo. If you’ve got normal vision, squint at it. No idea what works for farsighted folks.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

He loves whipped cream. Adores it, really. To the point that when a foaming soap blob landed on the floor, he tasted it, made a face and KEPT EATING IT.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

I was trying to fill the bird bath, but he’s obsessed with the hose.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

How mad do you have to be to get in a fight underwater at an airport? Taken at the Singapore airport’s big aquarium.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Sometimes he makes me hold him up for he can spy over the fence on the neighbors.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

Anybody else’s dogs wear goggles? What brand do you prefer? Looking for a new pair for Tater, they leak air around the bottom outside corners and he prefers that they not do that. His face was chubbier when we started biking, the puppy got him back in shape.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

Just me and my bestie snuggling 💙 /help i cant breathe/

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 15/08/2023

Need a cast for my new show; Finding Finding Bigfoot. We’re going to go into the woods, find the cast of Finding Bigfoot and make weird noises / throw small objects at them. Who’s in?