A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My phone got static, the fog rose and the city won’t let me leave anymore. 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@gooseneo.bsky.social Wake up You have a train? let’s play a word game 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sleep safe! Not working during school holidays? 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026At the airport for my yearly US incursion. I’m bored. 250
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Do remaster and ports count? If so I’d go with the current era If it is based on the games that were released during the era only I’d go with PS1/saturn 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Finally back home! I am more exhausted than when I left for vacations 😫 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026There should be a dedicated circle of hell for them 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Wait People hate on Maya? What kind of monster does that? 140
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Why? If I’m high and horny all the time, I don’t need to make any more decisions I already won at life 🙂↕️ 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Based on this I am banned from ever making any decision. 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I decided that you wrote “Al” music instead of “AI” and now Weird Al is sad. 000
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You have my seal of approval.static.klipy.comSeal Seal Tongue OutAlt: Seal Seal Tongue Out 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Looking good! You should buy a beret next 🙂↕️ 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comWe're Old AF!Alt: We're Old AF! 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I do the same The pleasure of setting everything up to run perfectly is way more enjoyable to me 😁 020
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤static.klipy.comNeopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer HeatAlt: Neopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer Heat 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comPaul Atreides in Arrakis Desert SceneryAlt: Paul Atreides in Arrakis Desert Scenery 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Oh no 90° is early morning That’s when it’s cool Today we go over 100° Again 100
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m visiting family and It’s currently 90° in my bedroom My eyeballs are melting I think spending last summer spoiled me and AC has become a primal necessity Send help 150
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Joypad was well known to give shockingly bad scores and harsh reviews to keep the reader entertained, if the review was 1 page long (or less) it would rarely get above 5/10. 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’ll just remove one of your kidneys as a safety measure 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Like a pulse on your carotid? The bigass vein we use to check pulse? diagnostic: you’re alive 220
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Software layers tend to do that I made my deep dive designing a custom embedded system it completely rewrote my way to design projects I am still a terrible developer but I can at least challenge technical choices 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Studying hardware helped me a lot with programming too Understanding how the processor instructions work can make my poor coding abilities much more efficient I never thought I would ever use a bit shift before! 120
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026How will you purchase delisted games? Also may I interest you in Ride to Hell retribution? 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You have Meccha chameleon you do not need anything else 🙂↕️ 130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I know… Worst part is I dabbled so much in low level tech I can solder and fix a lot of things… But I wished that, sometimes, people would understand that asking a CTO. To change the printer toner is technically overpriced 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I’m visiting my old uncle. He asks me if I can repair his phone screen since I work in IT. “I am a consultant Tonton I don’t repair stuff…” I still did it but I feel I am just feeding a stereotype. 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’ll stop here for the day ❤️ Road trip continues tomorrow! 030