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A French Monkey

@french-monkey.bsky.social
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🥖 He/Him - lvl43 🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games 🇫🇷 Annoyingly French

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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My phone got static, the fog rose and the city won’t let me leave anymore.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The view is OK I guess
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a job for you…
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@gooseneo.bsky.social Wake up You have a train? let’s play a word game
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sleep safe! Not working during school holidays?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
At the airport for my yearly US incursion. I’m bored.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gooooood mooorniiing
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m proud of you son
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ahem. Good morning?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do remaster and ports count? If so I’d go with the current era If it is based on the games that were released during the era only I’d go with PS1/saturn
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finally back home! I am more exhausted than when I left for vacations 😫
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Define community Are you communist?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
… WTF?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There should be a dedicated circle of hell for them
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wait People hate on Maya? What kind of monster does that?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why? If I’m high and horny all the time, I don’t need to make any more decisions I already won at life 🙂‍↕️
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Based on this I am banned from ever making any decision.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I decided that you wrote “Al” music instead of “AI” and now Weird Al is sad.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I never thought I would root for England…
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You have my seal of approval.
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Seal Seal Tongue Out
Alt: Seal Seal Tongue Out
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Looking good! You should buy a beret next 🙂‍↕️
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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We're Old AF!
Alt: We're Old AF!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I do the same The pleasure of setting everything up to run perfectly is way more enjoyable to me 😁
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No love for Eternal Darkness?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤
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Neopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer Heat
Alt: Neopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer Heat
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Paul Atreides in Arrakis Desert Scenery
Alt: Paul Atreides in Arrakis Desert Scenery
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh no 90° is early morning That’s when it’s cool Today we go over 100° Again
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m visiting family and It’s currently 90° in my bedroom My eyeballs are melting I think spending last summer spoiled me and AC has become a primal necessity Send help
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Joypad was well known to give shockingly bad scores and harsh reviews to keep the reader entertained, if the review was 1 page long (or less) it would rarely get above 5/10.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’ll be 300€ Prophecies ain’t cheap
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’ll be 650€ Pas de tiers payant
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’ll just remove one of your kidneys as a safety measure
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don’t fight It’s your destiny
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
IMG we have the same one
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Like a pulse on your carotid? The bigass vein we use to check pulse? diagnostic: you’re alive
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You better cheer for France…
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Faulty calendars are a real problem 🙂‍↕️
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
La Seudre
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It actually does :3
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Software layers tend to do that I made my deep dive designing a custom embedded system it completely rewrote my way to design projects I am still a terrible developer but I can at least challenge technical choices
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Studying hardware helped me a lot with programming too Understanding how the processor instructions work can make my poor coding abilities much more efficient I never thought I would ever use a bit shift before!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How will you purchase delisted games? Also may I interest you in Ride to Hell retribution?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You have Meccha chameleon you do not need anything else 🙂‍↕️
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I see English cuisine has improved 🤔
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know… Worst part is I dabbled so much in low level tech I can solder and fix a lot of things… But I wished that, sometimes, people would understand that asking a CTO. To change the printer toner is technically overpriced
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m visiting my old uncle. He asks me if I can repair his phone screen since I work in IT. “I am a consultant Tonton I don’t repair stuff…” I still did it but I feel I am just feeding a stereotype.
Broken ass phone screenBroken ass phone screen changed to brand new
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Also food
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fighting the heatwave 😁
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ll stop here for the day ❤️ Road trip continues tomorrow!
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