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A French Monkey

@french-monkey.bsky.social
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🥖 He/Him - lvl43 🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games 🇫🇷 Annoyingly French

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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My phone got static, the fog rose and the city won’t let me leave anymore.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The view is OK I guess
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
At the airport for my yearly US incursion. I’m bored.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ahem. Good morning?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finally back home! I am more exhausted than when I left for vacations 😫
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤
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Neopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer Heat
Alt: Neopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer Heat
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m visiting family and It’s currently 90° in my bedroom My eyeballs are melting I think spending last summer spoiled me and AC has become a primal necessity Send help
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
La Seudre
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m visiting my old uncle. He asks me if I can repair his phone screen since I work in IT. “I am a consultant Tonton I don’t repair stuff…” I still did it but I feel I am just feeding a stereotype.
Broken ass phone screenBroken ass phone screen changed to brand new
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Also food
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fighting the heatwave 😁
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ll stop here for the day ❤️ Road trip continues tomorrow!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good morning! Time to start the road trip with the kids for almost 3 weeks of vacation on the Atlantic coast! It will be my first time driving so much alone with the two of them, pray for me everything goes well 🙂‍↕️
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to all who celebrates it! I know I will, it’s history’s biggest middle finger to the British after all!
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4th Of July Fourth Of July
Alt: 4th Of July Fourth Of July
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
💀
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think I am satisfied with my kitchen now
My kitchen
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They said Easter France was supposed to be temperate… LIES
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Good morning! It’s 9:30 and already 30°C (86°F) outside 🥵 We will probably reach 40° (104) in the afternoon But I have to do some work in the house today and outside so I’ll get to it immediately. Hopefully I won’t burst into flames. Stay hydrated!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So I made an Instagram account Now… what the hell am I supposed to do?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Urg it seems like getting 6 hours of sleep is still too much to ask 🥱
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s Father’s Day, time to get my trauma inducing Tshirt!
NOOOOO MAES NOOOOOO WHYYYYY
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Saturday, 11ish AM It’s already too hot to do physical stuff, so I will cook some pasta for lunch. Then take my daughter to one her friends’ birthday party, then spend some time with my son doing…. I dunno yet 🤔 How is your Saturday going?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m not dead I swear.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is one of those days. I wish it would end sooner than later 😔
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Dad, why are you cooking Asian food so often?” - My daughter, as I serve enchiladas
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Drop something RED 🌹🎸♥️🚗🍎
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Lenin Cat
Alt: Lenin Cat
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Something something good morning something something old and tired
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
WHY IS IT SO HOT IT’S NOT EVEN JUNE HAAAAAAAAA … Good morning! How are you doing?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
WHY AM I AWAKE AT 6AM ON A SUNDAY?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
98 days
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’ll be back in the US for two weeks in September. Be prepared. And scared. And possibly aroused.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
True to my namesake.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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H2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed Pose
ALT: H2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed Pose
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tired
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Share your face for the week
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Kazuma Kiryu: Yakuza Like A Dragon Sunglasses Reveal
Alt: Kazuma Kiryu: Yakuza Like A Dragon Sunglasses Reveal
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Frozen macha mochi. Life is good sometimes.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I go back after weeks and of course my most gooner coded post is a shiny!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have risen.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Crap I go AWOL fo a month and Spiders Studio is closing? Their games were AA French jank, but they had much more heart and you could feel the love the team had for what they were working on. The video games industry looks bleaker every day.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hello
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Post you in another country Times Square, August 2025
A French Monkey on Times Square
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Share an action move that’s great from beginning to end.
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a person is holding a watch on their arm .
Alt: a person is holding a watch on their arm .
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I wished for breakfast in bed. My cat brought me a dead spider. Monkey paw moment.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’m back What did I miss?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Drove 500 miles yesterday. Will do the same today. And again tomorrow. I am already exhausted beyond belief 😭
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Meanwhile, I learned that my grandmother passed during the night. She was my last direct relative, and will have to handle her funeral as my father is no longer here to do his duty. I will make myself even more scarce for a few weeks.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good morning people! Today is a holiday where I live Except it’s not for my worldwide client So I’m working today😭
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
… Probably. The best part is that I don’t have a Twitter account.
So true
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Dying
Thermometer displaying 39.6 degrees Celsius
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