A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My phone got static, the fog rose and the city won’t let me leave anymore. 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026At the airport for my yearly US incursion. I’m bored. 250
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Finally back home! I am more exhausted than when I left for vacations 😫 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤static.klipy.comNeopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer HeatAlt: Neopets Shoyru Melting in the Summer Heat 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m visiting family and It’s currently 90° in my bedroom My eyeballs are melting I think spending last summer spoiled me and AC has become a primal necessity Send help 150
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I’m visiting my old uncle. He asks me if I can repair his phone screen since I work in IT. “I am a consultant Tonton I don’t repair stuff…” I still did it but I feel I am just feeding a stereotype. 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’ll stop here for the day ❤️ Road trip continues tomorrow! 030
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Good morning! Time to start the road trip with the kids for almost 3 weeks of vacation on the Atlantic coast! It will be my first time driving so much alone with the two of them, pray for me everything goes well 🙂↕️ 340
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 4th of July to all who celebrates it! I know I will, it’s history’s biggest middle finger to the British after all!static.klipy.com4th Of July Fourth Of JulyAlt: 4th Of July Fourth Of July 150
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think I am satisfied with my kitchen now 090
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026They said Easter France was supposed to be temperate… LIES 090
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Good morning! It’s 9:30 and already 30°C (86°F) outside 🥵 We will probably reach 40° (104) in the afternoon But I have to do some work in the house today and outside so I’ll get to it immediately. Hopefully I won’t burst into flames. Stay hydrated! 060
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So I made an Instagram account Now… what the hell am I supposed to do? 120
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Urg it seems like getting 6 hours of sleep is still too much to ask 🥱 050
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s Father’s Day, time to get my trauma inducing Tshirt! 130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Saturday, 11ish AM It’s already too hot to do physical stuff, so I will cook some pasta for lunch. Then take my daughter to one her friends’ birthday party, then spend some time with my son doing…. I dunno yet 🤔 How is your Saturday going? 240
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is one of those days. I wish it would end sooner than later 😔 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“Dad, why are you cooking Asian food so often?” - My daughter, as I serve enchiladas 131
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Drop something RED 🌹🎸♥️🚗🍎static.klipy.comLenin CatAlt: Lenin Cat 060
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Something something good morning something something old and tired 130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026WHY IS IT SO HOT IT’S NOT EVEN JUNE HAAAAAAAAA … Good morning! How are you doing? 170
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I’ll be back in the US for two weeks in September. Be prepared. And scared. And possibly aroused. 020
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026static.klipy.comH2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed PoseALT: H2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed Pose 020
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Share your face for the weekstatic.klipy.comKazuma Kiryu: Yakuza Like A Dragon Sunglasses RevealAlt: Kazuma Kiryu: Yakuza Like A Dragon Sunglasses Reveal 140
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Frozen macha mochi. Life is good sometimes. 070
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I go back after weeks and of course my most gooner coded post is a shiny! 030
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Crap I go AWOL fo a month and Spiders Studio is closing? Their games were AA French jank, but they had much more heart and you could feel the love the team had for what they were working on. The video games industry looks bleaker every day. 030
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Post you in another country Times Square, August 2025 070
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Share an action move that’s great from beginning to end.media.tenor.coma person is holding a watch on their arm .Alt: a person is holding a watch on their arm . 030
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I wished for breakfast in bed. My cat brought me a dead spider. Monkey paw moment. 160
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Drove 500 miles yesterday. Will do the same today. And again tomorrow. I am already exhausted beyond belief 😭 120
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Meanwhile, I learned that my grandmother passed during the night. She was my last direct relative, and will have to handle her funeral as my father is no longer here to do his duty. I will make myself even more scarce for a few weeks. 740
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Good morning people! Today is a holiday where I live Except it’s not for my worldwide client So I’m working today😭 120
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026… Probably. The best part is that I don’t have a Twitter account. 150