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A French Monkey

@french-monkey.bsky.social
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🥖 He/Him - lvl43 🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games 🇫🇷 Annoyingly French

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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My phone got static, the fog rose and the city won’t let me leave anymore.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The view is OK I guess
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Faulty calendars are a real problem 🙂‍↕️
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
La Seudre
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m visiting my old uncle. He asks me if I can repair his phone screen since I work in IT. “I am a consultant Tonton I don’t repair stuff…” I still did it but I feel I am just feeding a stereotype.
Broken ass phone screenBroken ass phone screen changed to brand new
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Also food
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fighting the heatwave 😁
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ll stop here for the day ❤️ Road trip continues tomorrow!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think I am satisfied with my kitchen now
My kitchen
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They said Easter France was supposed to be temperate… LIES
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yes sir!
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s Father’s Day, time to get my trauma inducing Tshirt!
NOOOOO MAES NOOOOOO WHYYYYY
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
True to my namesake.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Frozen macha mochi. Life is good sometimes.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Book stack laptop holder
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Post you in another country Times Square, August 2025
A French Monkey on Times Square
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
… Probably. The best part is that I don’t have a Twitter account.
So true
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I got one here last year 😁
Woody and buzz holding a truck
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Dying
Thermometer displaying 39.6 degrees Celsius
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Onizuka Eikichi sitting on his bike
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I had to l. Sorry.
A Fascist Orange
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
110 on sale I still have another 200 to do 😭 Ember found something to enjoy out of it 😁
Cat in box
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
That strange pride to see my 6 year old son win at Mario Kart.
Are you winning son?
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I had to go to a physical store to buy Pokopia… And couldn’t resist temptation.
Poor financial decisions
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I was wondering why my video was skipping…
A calico cat putting her paw on a tablet screen
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I did not sleep much, Ember was exploring.
Kitty
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
She’s out
Kitty
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone 😺
Fat cat
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Grocery shopping while hungry can have dire consequences.
Unhealthy food
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
That moment where the goal is so close and so far at the same time…
Picture taken from the inside of a car, depicting a door as it is heavily raining outside
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fun fact: In Paris, public urinals used to be called “vespasiennes”, in honor of the Roman emperor Vespasianus (Vespasian/Vespasien).
Bust of emperor vespasianus
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
As the sun heats my kitchen, I told it to fuck off and installed a store. That fat groundhog can predict how many extra winter weeks he wants, I’ll prepare for spring.
Store in the sunlight
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Stork
Stork
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“France Takoyaki” Our signature cuisine.
France takoyaki
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Quote with a game you like but everyone else hates. I could have done with the reused caves, but I really loved the very focused plot. A much more personal affair than most RPGs and it really makes it special.
dragon age 2
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Before / After
Before
Old crappy carAfter
Shiny new car
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If everyone wants to add me 👉👈 Friend Code SW-8107-9035-9711
Friend Code
SW-8107-9035-9711
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I have 9 email accounts active, and am keeping it clean for my own sanity’s sake.

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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I am what I eat. poomang.com/en/t/myfruit...
Blueberry
• You have combine ambitious dreams with the drive to make them real.
• You have an intuition to easily see through people's true intentions.
• You love inspiring others to reach their potential.
• You value your relationships but need regular alone time to recharge your social battery.
• You seek deeper, more meaningful conversations about life.
My keywords
Blueberry
#Insightful #Private #Devoted #Altruistic #Mysterious #Gentle
• You are a true perfectionist who puts 110% effort into everything you care about.
Find Your Own Fruit X POOMANG
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
👉👈
GET TO KNOW MY game TASTE
for every like,
i will post one game i love
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
SEND IT TO ME IT! … For the kids room. My couch is for Stitch and Angel. And doubles as the family reading corner.
My cool ass couch again.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The shark is IKEA’s Blahaj, used as a protection to avoid touching the wall while I sleep. The other one is Brandog, my plushie. I put plushies everywhere instead of pillows like on my couch :3
Picture of a bee with a shark and dog plushie
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It is kinda depressing that I installed sky windows everywhere for light and atmosphere and the first few month all I can see through it when I wake up is that. I can see the stars before falling asleep when the weather is clear though.
View of a skylight above my bed.
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
A shop called “La chatte blanche”. Literally “the white pussy” with the same double meaning. They must have known.
Picture of Ichiban in front of a shop called “La chatte blanche”
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Ugly pancakes for my beautiful moots #skircle
Ugly pancakesBeautiful moots
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Morning work: installing hanging rods in the kitchen Success!
My cool kitchen with hanging rods installed
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A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Good morning! As previously stated it is now gone and I’m back to regular Monkey Business. Well. French Monkey Business. Also it’s cold and I’m feeling lazy today. I’ll just hang out inside with the kids.
Snowy rooftop, viewed from my window.
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