A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My phone got static, the fog rose and the city won’t let me leave anymore. 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I’m visiting my old uncle. He asks me if I can repair his phone screen since I work in IT. “I am a consultant Tonton I don’t repair stuff…” I still did it but I feel I am just feeding a stereotype. 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’ll stop here for the day ❤️ Road trip continues tomorrow! 030
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think I am satisfied with my kitchen now 090
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026They said Easter France was supposed to be temperate… LIES 090
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s Father’s Day, time to get my trauma inducing Tshirt! 130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Frozen macha mochi. Life is good sometimes. 070
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Post you in another country Times Square, August 2025 070
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026… Probably. The best part is that I don’t have a Twitter account. 150
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026110 on sale I still have another 200 to do 😭 Ember found something to enjoy out of it 😁 070
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026That strange pride to see my 6 year old son win at Mario Kart. 070
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I had to go to a physical store to buy Pokopia… And couldn’t resist temptation. 250
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I was wondering why my video was skipping… 1036822
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I did not sleep much, Ember was exploring. 1101
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone 😺 050
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Grocery shopping while hungry can have dire consequences. 170
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/02/2026That moment where the goal is so close and so far at the same time… 010
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Fun fact: In Paris, public urinals used to be called “vespasiennes”, in honor of the Roman emperor Vespasianus (Vespasian/Vespasien). 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026As the sun heats my kitchen, I told it to fuck off and installed a store. That fat groundhog can predict how many extra winter weeks he wants, I’ll prepare for spring. 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Quote with a game you like but everyone else hates. I could have done with the reused caves, but I really loved the very focused plot. A much more personal affair than most RPGs and it really makes it special. 030
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026If everyone wants to add me 👉👈 Friend Code SW-8107-9035-9711 130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I have 9 email accounts active, and am keeping it clean for my own sanity’s sake. 020
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I am what I eat. poomang.com/en/t/myfruit... 140
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026SEND IT TO ME IT! … For the kids room. My couch is for Stitch and Angel. And doubles as the family reading corner. 110
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026The shark is IKEA’s Blahaj, used as a protection to avoid touching the wall while I sleep. The other one is Brandog, my plushie. I put plushies everywhere instead of pillows like on my couch :3 120
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026It is kinda depressing that I installed sky windows everywhere for light and atmosphere and the first few month all I can see through it when I wake up is that. I can see the stars before falling asleep when the weather is clear though. 130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026A shop called “La chatte blanche”. Literally “the white pussy” with the same double meaning. They must have known. 170
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Ugly pancakes for my beautiful moots #skircle 7130
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Morning work: installing hanging rods in the kitchen Success! 040
A French Monkey @french-monkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Good morning! As previously stated it is now gone and I’m back to regular Monkey Business. Well. French Monkey Business. Also it’s cold and I’m feeling lazy today. I’ll just hang out inside with the kids. 150