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From Saint Joseph to Sacramento, we bring you the freest news and always give you your money’s worth. Possibly generated by AI. Maybe funded by Russia. Definitely sells NFTs. Totally legit media source. EQVI·GRATIS·EQVI·LIBERI

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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HEY PETE BOOT BOOT HEAD !!! THAT'S MY INTELLECTUAL PONY ! BTW. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN MR. BUZZKILL !!! Talking to you, @PeteButtigieg
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 15/09/2026
Don’t blame me I voted for Vermin Supreme
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anti-vaccination family has built up natural immunity to facts buff.ly/jNeHs6O
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New video exposes Vermin Supreme as a Russian spy.
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Is Vermin Supreme secretly a Russian spy?
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Vermin Supreme promises free ponies and boots.
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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I BEAT LINDSAY GRAHAM !!!
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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I AM RE-INSTITUTING A BLOCKADE OF THE STRAIGHTS OF THE REFLECTING POOL !!! STOP! WHO WOULD CROSS THE REFLECTING POOL OF DEATH MUST ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE, ERE THE OTHER SIDE HE SEE !!!
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Vermin Supreme beats Lindsey Graham!
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell endorses Vermin Supreme for President!
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell, aka Schrödinger’s Turtle, revealed to be alive and well under his secret persona Vermin Supreme.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
BREAKING: Disney is suing Vermin Supreme for looking too much like a less supreme vermin.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Did you know that Vermin Love Supreme holds a PhD in Economics from the University of Chicago, and a an honorary doctorate in Political Science from Cambridge?
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Who is more insane, Trump or Vermin Supreme?
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In better news: Vermin Supreme is a member of my “sex cult” - abusive roommate’s description of my lewd shitposting FB group. Funny Darth Jar Jar destroyed the last, and now the new group is growing fast, and attracting even more attention! Vermin is also donating to the cause! 🖤💗🖤
Vermin Supreme asking to join my new FB group!Vermin Supreme donating to the cause!
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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
BREAKING: Vermin Supreme beat Rudy Giuliani!
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Congratulations to @verminsupreme.bsky.social!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/03/2026
"Is your leader currently breaking ground on several expensive and cartoonishly vain construction projects in the nation’s capital?"
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Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz
“In announcing the U.S. military strike on Iran, President Donald Trump went significantly beyond his previous justification of destroying the coun...
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Vermin Supreme' court declared extra supreme, trumping Supreme Court.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Imagine that, Donald Trump not obtaining required consent.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Zombie John McCain returns from the grave to express regret for not supporting Donald Trump. #iran
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Governor Carney declares support for his President’s war in Iran.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Vermin Supreme found to be the only major presidential candidate from 2016 to not be in the Epstein Files.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Vermin Supreme announces his 2028 Libertarian Party Nomination for President.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Happy Lunar New Year! It is the year of the pony!
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
When Vermin Supreme is President, interest rates will be negative and the Dow will be over 50,000,000,000.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Vermin Supreme found to be the only major presidential candidate from 2016 to not be in the Epstein Files.
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Hunter S Thompson's Tequila @hsthompsontequila.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My night is hanging with Vermin Supreme. The legend. Happy New Year's suckas!
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2026 is the year of the pony. Happy New Year! And may all your ponies be free.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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The History of the January 1 Birthday
The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
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•Ap_Saegge Tarabiscoté*e @saegge.eurosky.social · 29/12/2025
If it's about optics go Vermin Supreme then. Yall got options
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Congrats to Antifa Headquarters in Portland! You won the war!
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Anarchist Quotes @anarchistquotes.com · 05/12/2025
The police represent the authority of the state, the willingness of the state to use violence to assert their will. Vermin Supreme
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lexi @barredspirals.comint.su · 05/12/2025
one of my proudest moments as a writer was when Vermin Supreme retweeted an AN6 headline
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Old boomer promotes YouTube channel on the internet without providing a link.
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The One, The Only. Genuine and bone fide, NEITHER impostor, NOR impersonator. Accept NO substitute. #VerminSupreme #YouAreThePower
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
America cries out for Vermin Supreme.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
First Amendment Lawyer and author of The Rule of Goats poetically states that some tongues were made for Vermin Supreme’s hat.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Communist plot is forming to elect Vermin Supreme as the first Republican president in at least 20 years to have never raped a teenage girl.
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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
VERMIN SUPREME ON TOUR NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE. NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE
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President Vermin Supreme @verminsupreme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
BREAKING: One of our sources tells us that Donald Trump did not brush his teeth after his encounter with Bill Clinton.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the first president in four years who never gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
On this Veteran’s Day, thank a veteran. If not for their sacrifice, we would have masked paramilitary troops demanding papers and disappearing people.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The foot long didn’t fit. So the jury voted to acquit. Congratulations to Sean Dunn for winning his court case after his surprise win in the first ever sandwich toss competition, sponsored by Subway.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Jurors are being forced to eat sandwiches until they reach a unanimous verdict.
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Jackpot!! (COMMS OPEN!!) @sequenceerase.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Say hi to your new Official Furry Ambassador to the Vermin Supreme 2025 campaign
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Only Vermin Supreme has promised to faithfully execute all New Yorkers.
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Free Pony Express @freeponyexpress.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Don’t forget to vote!
An I Voted sticker above a Vermin Supreme patch.
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