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Fred The Shark 🦈

@fredtheshark1.bsky.social
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I just have this in case the other place implodes.

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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Goodbye 2015, Hello 2016!!!
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 12/11/2025
First trailer for ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ 🍄 In theaters April 3, 2026
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I gotta umm, post something while checking this place out again
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Cuphead boss animation
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a man with a beard wearing a hat and a leather jacket is smiling in a black and white photo .
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Ghost town fr
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Lol
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Was right, who could have seen that coming
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a bald man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his fist in the air .
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"What if "nothing" never existed? Maybe there is, and always was, an everything forever." - morn1415, Star Size Comparison 2
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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a football game is being played and # 12 injured by # 52 is shown
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2024
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man theonion.com/years-of-inb...
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man

-The Onion
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
*I slowly drag the cigar away from my lips and puff out some smoke* "Yeah, InGen sued the hell out of us before we opened so this is all we have." *I slowly point to a Ichthyosaurus flopping out of water as a worker runs up and throws a bucket of water onto it*
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Here you go, a Space Maid bringing lunch and a PAWer Fist to the battlefield. Based on @chumiicham.bsky.social amazing design. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
Space Maid with PAWer Fist.
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The townspeople in the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life" waking up the next day before Anthony wakes up:
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
"Oh God... Not the Loan Shark!" *I say in horror as a shark in a fancy business suit waddles out of the dark alleyway* "I'm da Loan Shark."
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
For years I assumed that fantasy football meant like football in a fantasy setting so like with orcs and stuff so I'm really disappointed that it's actually not that.
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Now legends unite to fight! Deep in the Entertainment District, a battle is brewing, FEARSOME NEZUKO HAS EVOLVED! To become more powerful than ever and joins the mighty Tengen Uzui with his powerful chain swords to face the deadliest demons ever, the giant ruthless Daki and Gyutaro,
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Turkey Day 🦃🦃🦃🇹🇷🦃🦃
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/11/2024
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Mrs. Pepper, a beautiful southeast asian latina woman met Mr. Salt, a Chinese French immigrant.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/11/2024
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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Pia Fantastic🏳️‍⚧️🦎 @piafantastic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
El Chupacabra witnesses Christ in the manger
Pencil sketch of A large lanky creature crouches at the foot of baby Jesus’s crib in the manger
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Still does just wanting for Other Mother to pop up and replace my eyes with buttons any minute
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Prehistorica (Christian M.) @prehistorica.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Arthropleura, the largest known arthropod to ever exist at an estimated 2.5 metres long, walks slowly along an ancient Carboniferous coastline looking for food.
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Pia Fantastic🏳️‍⚧️🦎 @piafantastic.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Obviously Santa isn’t real, it’s El Chupacabra who deliverers presents every year
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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a man is standing in front of a fence with the words `` i have your ip address '' written on it .
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Fox News losing all of their television hosts after Trump wins:
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me: "What are those things that beavers build that they use to block off water?" Kendrick Lamar:
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 19/11/2024
20 years ago today, ‘THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE’ released in theaters.
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Doidld Tyatsmr
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Waves of Prosperity!
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
🦤🦤🦤🐢🐢🐢🦈🦈🦈
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I heard we’re posting our post popular art from The Bad Place
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bro that lion...
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Mama, a girl behind you
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Damn, perhaps maybe I will be wrong about this place..
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This place is giving off Other World vibes ngl.
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Now instead of just one hellhole, there's two!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2024
whenever i think about how threads is a failure of a platform i remember that truth social is somehow even worse
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hey Elon. train your AI off of THIS
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Fred The Shark 🦈 @fredtheshark1.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
No
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