Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 05/01/2026Who knew that a wildly successful man-on-man TV series would be the quintessential symbol for the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries? www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/ice-on-fir... 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 30/12/2025PART TWO: Although still presumed innocent, Mangione has permanently invaded America’s imagination with its veneration of vigilantes and folk heroes. What does the astrological synastry reveal?frederickwoodruff.comPerson of the Year: Luigi MangionePART TWO: Although still presumed innocent, Mangione has permanently invaded America’s imagination with its veneration of vigilantes and folk heroes. What does the astrological synastry reveal? 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 22/12/2025PERSON OF THE YEAR for the Pluto through Aquarius transit... www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/person-of-... 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025Holiday greets from the boys in their new LUXURY cat condo! 🎄🎅🏿😻🌟 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025“Do you know what it is? It is the whole universe, with stars and planets and plants and fruits and birds and animals.” LINK: www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/solstice-s... 020
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025The upcoming Saturn/Neptune conjunction in Aries 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 03/12/2025NOVEMBER ROUNDUP ON WOODRUFF: • Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026 • Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine • Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.frederickwoodruff.comNovember 2025 Round-Up on WOODRUFF...'cause you mighta missed this or that... 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 29/11/2025We’re feeding the machine, and it’s killing us. New WOODRUFF cast with astrologer Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include: • Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic. • Helping others break free from the grip of cults. Free on: frederickwoodruff.com 041
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 12/11/2025Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”frederickwoodruff.comCourage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026Saturn in Aries doubles up the notion of authority. Yours. Author=Authority. It helps now to imagine the rewards that appear after completing the labor. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 28/10/2025Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...frederickwoodruff.comMAGA: When the Whip Comes DownNeptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 07/10/2025American Dada… “We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.” 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 07/10/2025You keep wondering what you can do to have the most systemic impact at this critical sociocultural moment… Here ya go: 000
Reposted by Frederick WoodruffHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Thank you sir 27724104
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 12/06/2025TOMORROW on www.frederickwoodruff.com. Tech psychopathology and avarice. Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com. 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 21/05/2025NEW CAST with astrologer @nickdaganbest.bsky.social We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere. open.substack.com/pub/woodruff...? 092
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 05/05/2025SO, HERE WE GO AGAIN. The first Uranus square to Trump’s natal Mars-Leo Ascendant—that was minutes from being exact—occurred on July 13, 2024, during his Butler, PA assassination attempt. And now, here comes the final pass of that transit this Thursday. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/uranus-mak...frederickwoodruff.comUranus Makes its Final Square to Trump's Mars in Leo on ThursdayWatch now | The first pass of this transit coincided with the Butler, PA assassination attempt. So, what's gonna blow this time? 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 03/05/2025Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/stimulatin...frederickwoodruff.comStimulating or Enlightening or BothDeath and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 02/05/2025MY LATEST WOODRUFF CAST considers Jupiter’s current transit of Trump’s Sun-Uranus conjunction in Gemini. Saturn’s ascent towards his Midheaven. And how to interpret the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction with the nadir of the United States’ horoscope. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...? 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 30/04/2025Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?” www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...frederickwoodruff.comHow Does Saturn's Transit Through Aries Influence Your Natal Saturn?As Saturn moves into Aries, let’s consider how the vibrational shift in the biosphere will interact with your Saturn sign. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 23/04/2025@traceythorn.bsky.social Tracey — late to the party; but I’m just now reading Bedsit and I’m laughing out loud in spots (I’m sorry, it’s during the Idlewide debacle). Your recounting is divine AND entertaining—which all writing should be. Thank you! ♥️ 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 22/04/2025PICTURE MARLON BRANDO in A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando was born with a Mars-Pluto opposition, and you could sum up his entire presence on stage (and in life) as an example of the opposition’s fierce locomotion. An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp. LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3 011
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 20/04/2025Today I had the urge to analyze what, exactly, is going on with Trump’s enlarged and forward-leaning body shape. What does it reveal about his particular psychology.frederickwoodruff.comBody Bomb: Mars on the Ascendant and the Secret Meaning of Donald Trump's Somatic DistressWatch now | Life makes shapes. These shapes are an organizing process that embodies emotions, thoughts and experiences transformed into structure. How we meet life molds and shapes our somatic world. 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 11/04/2025Astrologer Jessica Murray is back on the WOODRUFF cast for part two of our forensic reading on the upcoming Sat-Nep-Aries conjunction. tinyurl.com/2736llx5tinyurl.comJessica Murray Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast: PART TWO.Heroism or thuggery? The Saturn Neptune conjunction in Aries and the bedazzlement of spectacle. 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 01/04/2025famewhores.substack.com/p/dicktastic In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.famewhores.substack.comDICKTASTIC!Listen now | In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 29/03/2025WOULD MARS PLEASE get the fuck out of Cancer already? I mean, when did it ingress—a year ago? The porousness this transit generates is staggering. But it’s great for finessing the imagination into new terrain. www.frederickwoodruff.com 020
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 27/03/2025Hurry, before the USPS is shuttered! store.usps.com/store/produc... 100
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 25/03/2025My new cast with Corridor founder Dan Snyder, who describes his line of clothing as being created from a “mystical level” to give people a “touch of the unseen in garment form.” www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/corridor-f...tinyurl.comCorridor Founder and Designer Dan Snyder on the WOODRUFF CastWatch now | Snyder creates fashion from a "mystical level" and gives people a "touch of the unseen in garment form." 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 25/03/2025Tina Brown’s superb dissection of this unprecedented breach from the Imbecile Posse protecting our security. I’m surprised they weren’t using Chaterbate instead of Signal. Swoony sentiment here: “…it’s a horror show that is oddly heartwarming.“open.substack.comClassified Clown Show, Law and Disorder & Farewell to the Best Guest in ManhattanWe knew it would happen and it has. 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 24/03/2025It’s like they’re docking to exchange fat molecules. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 19/03/2025With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious type of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/spring-equ...frederickwoodruff.comSpring Equinox 2025: A Quick Close ReadWatch now | With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious kind of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao. 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 15/03/2025Elon Musk just claimed a Guinness World Record. According to Guinness, he’s now holding the title for the biggest personal fortune drop in history. www.teslatakedown.comteslatakedown.comTesla Takedown | Take action at Tesla showrooms everywhere.The stakes couldn’t be higher. No one is coming to save us—not politicians, not the media. 010
Reposted by Frederick Woodruff#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 15/03/2025Join the #TeslaTakedown Mass Call this Wednesday at 8:30PM EST/ 5:30 PST! It's a great way to be part of the movement if you aren't able to get out into the street and a night of solidarity for those who have! With special guests! Join up at the link 👇actionnetwork.org#TeslaTakedown Mass Mobilizing CallWe've got big plans, and we want YOU to be part of them. Join #TeslaTakedown and special guests on Wednesday, March 19 at 8:30 p.m. ET for a Mass Mobilizing Call. You'll hear from experts, leaders and... 31652252
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 13/03/2025I see reciprocal relationships throughout nature as a fact. When I’m asked, “Do you really believe in astrology?” My response is, “I don’t believe in things you need to believe in to practice.” I’m an empirical mystic. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/astrologys...frederickwoodruff.comAstrology's Upcoming RevolutionPluto's transit through Aquarius will intensify accountability within internet astro culture and advance the art in surprising new ways. 020
Reposted by Frederick WoodruffThe New Republic @newrepublic.com · 09/03/2025Odds are Trump will try to privatize Social Security within the year. And he may well get away with it, unless we can wake up enough people to this coming scam and put enough political pressure—particularly on Republicans—to prevent it from happening.newrepublic.comTrump and Musk’s Plan to Destroy Social Security Started Tuesday NightIt starts with cutting staff at the Social Security Administration. That will sow confusion. Then it builds from there. 26398188
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 06/03/2025We haven’t had Neptune in a fire sign since 1984, and Neptune in the fire signs is cinematically epic. Why? Well, the collective hallucination begins to worship what fire does best—burn.frederickwoodruff.comOur Drowning TimeWhat goes under must reemerge—in fiery flames. 021
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 02/03/2025IN PART TWO of our discussion with heavy metal astrologer Caleb McCoy, we dive into specific highlights about the Mars position in your natal chart. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/whats-your...frederickwoodruff.comWhat's Your Mars Sign? With Heavy Metal Astrologer Caleb McCoyTraditional astrology meets psychological astrology in these Martian close reads. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 25/02/2025New on the WOODRUFF cast: Heavy metal astrologer Caleb J McCoy. Caleb is a Portland, Oregon astrologer who created a unique path for himself as a counselor, teacher, & metaphysician by combining his love of divination with his ardor for heavy metal music. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/mars-the-m...frederickwoodruff.comMars The Malefic with Heavy Metal Astrologer Caleb McCoyWatch now | "Ruling pain, struggle, and sorrow, Mars and Saturn are naturally the patron planets of heavy metal, a genre populated with devils, death growls, and distortion." Are you ready? I certainl... 020
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 24/02/2025My discussion with meme anthropologist Aidan Walker @aidanwalker.bsky.social is a close read on internet memes as a legit art form. He also emphasizes the importance of remaining active online and within SM as activists. LINK: tinyurl.com/28yxobmq 081
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 16/02/2025New video on this monumental stellium... www.frederickwoodruff.com 000
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 14/02/2025This is an astrological koan of the highest order, and with the transit occurring in Aries, the Zodiac’s most dramatic and self-mythologizing signs, you can count on your faith (Neptune) being tested (Saturn) in ways that are incredibly personal (Aries). www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-and...frederickwoodruff.comSaturn and Neptune: The Moment We Become Too Certain is When Delusion Takes HoldThis year's upcoming conjunction in fiery Aries is an astrological koan of the highest order. And another blow to the US's global reputation. 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 08/02/2025IF YOU’RE EXHAUSTED FROM the endless news reports on the ongoing political crisis in the US, you’ll appreciate the alternative takes in this discussion with astrologer and author Jessica Murray in my latest episode of the WOODRUFF cast.frederickwoodruff.comJessica Murray on the WOODRUFF Cast: Barnum & Bailey AmericaWatch now | We now live in a 'balls out,' no-pretense-anymore oligarchical plutocracy. 020
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 30/01/2025The day after the election I drew four cards, one for each year of Trump's term...a lot of Swords, people...let's investigate. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/trumps-sec...frederickwoodruff.comTrump's Second Term and the TarotWatch now | The day after the election I drew four cards, one for each year of Trump's term...let's investigate 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 29/01/2025The Only Fans explosion, Leo Queen Supreme: Helen Mirren, LUIGI UPDATES!, The Oscar noms and WTF!?, Elmo Musk's public mental health breakdown and Frederick's Tarot pull for Trump's four years ahead.famewhores.substack.comWe're Selling Sex Again at Our AgeListen now | The Only Fans explosion, Leo Queen Supreme: Helen Mirren, LUIGI UPDATES!, The Oscar noms and WTF!?, Elmo Musk's public mental health breakdown and Frederick's Tarot pull for Trump's four ... 010
Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 26/01/2025I do allow hatred to carry me to places that are verboten to most people. I’ve learned how to welcome that unlovely place.frederickwoodruff.comA Twist of HateTake a walk with your hatred—learn all of its secrets and spells. 020