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Frederick Woodruff

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. . . Astrologer, artist, author at frederickwoodruff.com Art director for the Bob Mizer Foundation. www.bobmizer.org I’m writing a romance novel about Jeffrey Dahmer dahmerdiaries.substack.com

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 05/01/2026
Who knew that a wildly successful man-on-man TV series would be the quintessential symbol for the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries? www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/ice-on-fir...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 30/12/2025
PART TWO: Although still presumed innocent, Mangione has permanently invaded America’s imagination with its veneration of vigilantes and folk heroes. What does the astrological synastry reveal?
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Person of the Year: Luigi Mangione
PART TWO: Although still presumed innocent, Mangione has permanently invaded America’s imagination with its veneration of vigilantes and folk heroes. What does the astrological synastry reveal?
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 22/12/2025
PERSON OF THE YEAR for the Pluto through Aquarius transit... www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/person-of-...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025
Holiday greets from the boys in their new LUXURY cat condo! 🎄🎅🏿😻🌟
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025
“Do you know what it is? It is the whole universe, with stars and planets and plants and fruits and birds and animals.” LINK: www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/solstice-s...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025
The 2025 Grift Tour
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 18/12/2025
The upcoming Saturn/Neptune conjunction in Aries
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 03/12/2025
NOVEMBER ROUNDUP ON WOODRUFF: • Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026 • Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine • Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.
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November 2025 Round-Up on WOODRUFF
...'cause you mighta missed this or that...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 29/11/2025
We’re feeding the machine, and it’s killing us. New WOODRUFF cast with astrologer Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include: • Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic. • Helping others break free from the grip of cults. Free on: frederickwoodruff.com
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 12/11/2025
Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”
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Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026
Saturn in Aries doubles up the notion of authority. Yours. Author=Authority. It helps now to imagine the rewards that appear after completing the labor.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 28/10/2025
Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...
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MAGA: When the Whip Comes Down
Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 07/10/2025
American Dada… “We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 07/10/2025
You keep wondering what you can do to have the most systemic impact at this critical sociocultural moment… Here ya go:
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 07/10/2025
Mencius Moldbug Update
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Thank you sir
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 12/06/2025
TOMORROW on www.frederickwoodruff.com. Tech psychopathology and avarice. Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 12/06/2025
MAGA and necrophilia
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 21/05/2025
NEW CAST with astrologer @nickdaganbest.bsky.social We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere. open.substack.com/pub/woodruff...?
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 06/05/2025
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 05/05/2025
SO, HERE WE GO AGAIN. The first Uranus square to Trump’s natal Mars-Leo Ascendant—that was minutes from being exact—occurred on July 13, 2024, during his Butler, PA assassination attempt. And now, here comes the final pass of that transit this Thursday. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/uranus-mak...
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Uranus Makes its Final Square to Trump's Mars in Leo on Thursday
Watch now | The first pass of this transit coincided with the Butler, PA assassination attempt. So, what's gonna blow this time?
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 03/05/2025
Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/stimulatin...
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Stimulating or Enlightening or Both
Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 02/05/2025
MY LATEST WOODRUFF CAST considers Jupiter’s current transit of Trump’s Sun-Uranus conjunction in Gemini. Saturn’s ascent towards his Midheaven. And how to interpret the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction with the nadir of the United States’ horoscope. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...?
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 30/04/2025
Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?” www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...
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How Does Saturn's Transit Through Aries Influence Your Natal Saturn?
As Saturn moves into Aries, let’s consider how the vibrational shift in the biosphere will interact with your Saturn sign.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 23/04/2025
@traceythorn.bsky.social Tracey — late to the party; but I’m just now reading Bedsit and I’m laughing out loud in spots (I’m sorry, it’s during the Idlewide debacle). Your recounting is divine AND entertaining—which all writing should be. Thank you! ♥️
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 22/04/2025
PICTURE MARLON BRANDO in A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando was born with a Mars-Pluto opposition, and you could sum up his entire presence on stage (and in life) as an example of the opposition’s fierce locomotion. An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp. LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 20/04/2025
Today I had the urge to analyze what, exactly, is going on with Trump’s enlarged and forward-leaning body shape. What does it reveal about his particular psychology.
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Body Bomb: Mars on the Ascendant and the Secret Meaning of Donald Trump's Somatic Distress
Watch now | Life makes shapes. These shapes are an organizing process that embodies emotions, thoughts and experiences transformed into structure. How we meet life molds and shapes our somatic world.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 11/04/2025
Astrologer Jessica Murray is back on the WOODRUFF cast for part two of our forensic reading on the upcoming Sat-Nep-Aries conjunction. tinyurl.com/2736llx5
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Jessica Murray Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast: PART TWO.
Heroism or thuggery? The Saturn Neptune conjunction in Aries and the bedazzlement of spectacle.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 01/04/2025
famewhores.substack.com/p/dicktastic In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
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DICKTASTIC!
Listen now | In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 29/03/2025
WOULD MARS PLEASE get the fuck out of Cancer already? I mean, when did it ingress—a year ago? The porousness this transit generates is staggering. But it’s great for finessing the imagination into new terrain. www.frederickwoodruff.com
Mars in Cancer
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 27/03/2025
Hurry, before the USPS is shuttered! store.usps.com/store/produc...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 25/03/2025
My new cast with Corridor founder Dan Snyder, who describes his line of clothing as being created from a “mystical level” to give people a “touch of the unseen in garment form.” www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/corridor-f...
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Corridor Founder and Designer Dan Snyder on the WOODRUFF Cast
Watch now | Snyder creates fashion from a "mystical level" and gives people a "touch of the unseen in garment form."
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 25/03/2025
Tina Brown’s superb dissection of this unprecedented breach from the Imbecile Posse protecting our security. I’m surprised they weren’t using Chaterbate instead of Signal. Swoony sentiment here: “…it’s a horror show that is oddly heartwarming.“
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Classified Clown Show, Law and Disorder & Farewell to the Best Guest in Manhattan
We knew it would happen and it has.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 19/03/2025
With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious type of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/spring-equ...
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Spring Equinox 2025: A Quick Close Read
Watch now | With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious kind of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 15/03/2025
Elon Musk just claimed a Guinness World Record. According to Guinness, he’s now holding the title for the biggest personal fortune drop in history. www.teslatakedown.com
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Tesla Takedown | Take action at Tesla showrooms everywhere.
The stakes couldn’t be higher. No one is coming to save us—not politicians, not the media.
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 15/03/2025
Join the #TeslaTakedown Mass Call this Wednesday at 8:30PM EST/ 5:30 PST! It's a great way to be part of the movement if you aren't able to get out into the street and a night of solidarity for those who have! With special guests! Join up at the link 👇
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#TeslaTakedown Mass Mobilizing Call
We've got big plans, and we want YOU to be part of them. Join #TeslaTakedown and special guests on Wednesday, March 19 at 8:30 p.m. ET for a Mass Mobilizing Call. You'll hear from experts, leaders and...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 13/03/2025
I see reciprocal relationships throughout nature as a fact. When I’m asked, “Do you really believe in astrology?” My response is, “I don’t believe in things you need to believe in to practice.” I’m an empirical mystic. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/astrologys...
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Astrology's Upcoming Revolution
Pluto's transit through Aquarius will intensify accountability within internet astro culture and advance the art in surprising new ways.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 09/03/2025
Odds are Trump will try to privatize Social Security within the year. And he may well get away with it, unless we can wake up enough people to this coming scam and put enough political pressure—particularly on Republicans—to prevent it from happening.
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Trump and Musk’s Plan to Destroy Social Security Started Tuesday Night
It starts with cutting staff at the Social Security Administration. That will sow confusion. Then it builds from there.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 06/03/2025
We haven’t had Neptune in a fire sign since 1984, and Neptune in the fire signs is cinematically epic. Why? Well, the collective hallucination begins to worship what fire does best—burn.
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Our Drowning Time
What goes under must reemerge—in fiery flames.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 02/03/2025
IN PART TWO of our discussion with heavy metal astrologer Caleb McCoy, we dive into specific highlights about the Mars position in your natal chart. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/whats-your...
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What's Your Mars Sign? With Heavy Metal Astrologer Caleb McCoy
Traditional astrology meets psychological astrology in these Martian close reads.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 25/02/2025
New on the WOODRUFF cast: Heavy metal astrologer Caleb J McCoy. Caleb is a Portland, Oregon astrologer who created a unique path for himself as a counselor, teacher, & metaphysician by combining his love of divination with his ardor for heavy metal music. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/mars-the-m...
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Mars The Malefic with Heavy Metal Astrologer Caleb McCoy
Watch now | "Ruling pain, struggle, and sorrow, Mars and Saturn are naturally the patron planets of heavy metal, a genre populated with devils, death growls, and distortion." Are you ready? I certainl...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 24/02/2025
My discussion with meme anthropologist Aidan Walker @aidanwalker.bsky.social is a close read on internet memes as a legit art form. He also emphasizes the importance of remaining active online and within SM as activists. LINK: tinyurl.com/28yxobmq
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 23/02/2025
From dinos to Luigi…
Luigi
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 16/02/2025
New video on this monumental stellium... www.frederickwoodruff.com
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 14/02/2025
This is an astrological koan of the highest order, and with the transit occurring in Aries, the Zodiac’s most dramatic and self-mythologizing signs, you can count on your faith (Neptune) being tested (Saturn) in ways that are incredibly personal (Aries). www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-and...
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Saturn and Neptune: The Moment We Become Too Certain is When Delusion Takes Hold
This year's upcoming conjunction in fiery Aries is an astrological koan of the highest order. And another blow to the US's global reputation.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 08/02/2025
IF YOU’RE EXHAUSTED FROM the endless news reports on the ongoing political crisis in the US, you’ll appreciate the alternative takes in this discussion with astrologer and author Jessica Murray in my latest episode of the WOODRUFF cast.
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Jessica Murray on the WOODRUFF Cast: Barnum & Bailey America
Watch now | We now live in a 'balls out,' no-pretense-anymore oligarchical plutocracy.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 30/01/2025
The day after the election I drew four cards, one for each year of Trump's term...a lot of Swords, people...let's investigate. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/trumps-sec...
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Trump's Second Term and the Tarot
Watch now | The day after the election I drew four cards, one for each year of Trump's term...let's investigate
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 29/01/2025
The Only Fans explosion, Leo Queen Supreme: Helen Mirren, LUIGI UPDATES!, The Oscar noms and WTF!?, Elmo Musk's public mental health breakdown and Frederick's Tarot pull for Trump's four years ahead.
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We're Selling Sex Again at Our Age
Listen now | The Only Fans explosion, Leo Queen Supreme: Helen Mirren, LUIGI UPDATES!, The Oscar noms and WTF!?, Elmo Musk's public mental health breakdown and Frederick's Tarot pull for Trump's four ...
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 26/01/2025
I do allow hatred to carry me to places that are verboten to most people. I’ve learned how to welcome that unlovely place.
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A Twist of Hate
Take a walk with your hatred—learn all of its secrets and spells.
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 22/01/2025
Substack note
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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 12/01/2025
NEW FAME WHORES episode...Gay porn, TikTok ban, and more!
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We're Talking About Naked Men Again
Listen now | Gay porn stars Al Parker and Jeff Stryker, film picks: Anora and The Order, the TikTok ban, 'how-to' experts flooding Substack, Pluto and the Cali fires, and gut-punch truths about self-p...
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