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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️

@freddiefarkle.bsky.social
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No DM's please. 4th generation Arizona resident, except for military time. I'm a desert rat. Call me at 602-555-1212. SAC RULED! Suzi Quatro is my queen. Wolves ARE misunderstood dogs.

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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 2h
I resemble that!
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Back In My Day Old People
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 3h
Did Howard Nutlik have him killed? Inquiring minds want to know....
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Dawid Adach: Ask Questions
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Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 16h
It's Tuesday, October 6th 2026 and it's another perfect day to remember that pedophiles, child sex traffickers, rapists etc remain fully supported by millions of enablers in MAGA, the GOP, the Republican party and Christian Nationalism across the United States. #EpsteinFiles
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
makes sense 💯 #ReleaseTheUnredactedEpsteinFiles
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 22h
Donnie Drumpf is Vidkun Quisling and Klaus Fuchs all rolled in to one person.
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I Think You Should Leave - Betrayal Scene
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23h
HOLY SHIT! I just wet myself!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23h
No. Come on to be fair, he is a leader.
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Special Officer Doofy: Reporting for Duty!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23h
Il
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23h
I'll Duce is now holding his rallies in high school gymnasiums. What a Ducebag!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23h
Cuba si! Drumpfo no!
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Fidel Castro Clapping and Blowing a Kiss
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23h
Where's the puppy? Is that that brown thingy in his mouth?
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's how it's done 👇
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a comedy.... kinda sorta. The backstory on the main character is fascinating. He used to host a horror film show on a local New Orleans TV station.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing says Merry Christmas like two jackasses with weapons.
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Mistletoe Xmas Jokes
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't know he was a Southpaw.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you ever seen a movie called The Wacky World of Dr Morgus? Now playing on YouTube.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing missing from ICE is the Hugo Boss uniforms.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drumpf's Fed chair gets a hundred million dollar check just before he takes office?
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William H. Macy as Frank Gallagher: Tuna in a Hot Car
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's nothing eggsactly like an egg pun.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"December 7th 1941. The Japanese bombed Pearl harbor and we're going to shove it up their ass!" FDR speech to Congress....sort of. What kind of President uses foul language like that? Oh, a foul person.
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FDR Franklin Delano Roosevelt Speech
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Take away his ill-gotten gains and throw him in prison for a few years.
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The Thing Says It's Clobberin' Time!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That must be somewhere north of Atlanta.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We will now be sending your passports to you in a Louis Vuitton handbag with a free monkey.
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Fashionable Monkey in Dress with Handbag
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing can help the Cowboys until they trade Jerry Jones for a bag of Doritos and some Cheese Whiz.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He just needs bigger shoes.
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Yucko the Clown Dancing
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm afraid that joke is going to go over a lot of people's heads.
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Avro Vulcan and Red Arrows Airshow Formation
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck you Pete. Don't drag me into your bullshit!
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Jesus Christ Divine Mercy Painting
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tennessee has a Republican governor and Republican legislature so is it any wonder they fuck up an execution. Republicans can fuck up a wet dream!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they dug a little further they may have found the bones of Noah and maybe part of his ark.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you mean TIME or CRIME?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Donnie Drumpf's massage therapist.
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Man Punching with 'GRIT' Text
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our child rapist Commander in Chief!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH MY GOD! IT'S SEAN HANNITY!
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World War Z Chomp
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Am I the only one that wants to punch Todd Blanche in his face? Sorry Ms. Jay "World Liberty Financial" Graber if you think this is a hate crime. You can go ahead and ban me for another 7 days.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where's Daniel Ellsberg when you really need him. I'd be willing to bet even the CIA has the full unredacted files somewhere.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't forget the Toledo Mud Hens or the Missouri dingbats.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have managed to make it to the ripe old age of 70 without the need to rape, stalk or in any way sexually harass a woman. Obviously I'm not cut out to be in some circles.
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Trump with Ladies at MAGA Event
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Da da do run run....
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does Christa Pike get a pass or does Tennessee take a mulligan? Who administered the drugs anyway? Was it Eric Schmitt or Josh Hawley or maybe it was Markwayne Mullen....
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Golf Golfing
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It could happen....
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Cute Pug in Bow Tie Floats in Pool
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Pastor" Locke is going to Turkey to find wood that has survived for over 2,300 years by a man who was 500 years old when he made the ark? The whole story sounds really plausible to me.
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Yeah Right Black Cat Meme
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I are Resident of the United Snakes of Amerika!
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Bench Press Athletic
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Missouri is trying to dethrone Oklahoma as the state with the most idiots in it.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Young Forrest Gump: Momma Says Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm smarter than Eric Shittshispants.
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Pigeon Huh
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When we take the presidency in 2028, this man should be Attorney General!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well if Matt Gaetz thinks you're an intellectual giant, that's good enough for me. Oh wait isn't Matt the one that paid underage girls with his Venmo account for sex?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's so many stupid Republicans it's hard to keep track of them. If you want to be a MAGA Republican in Congress these days you have to have the IQ of a Twizzler.
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Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many chances does Tennessee get to murder her?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That lie took a lot out of me.
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Panja the Golden Retriever Wiping Nose
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