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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️

@freddiefarkle.bsky.social
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No DM's please. 4th generation Arizona resident, except for military time. I'm a desert rat. Call me at 602-555-1212. SAC RULED! Suzi Quatro is my queen. Wolves ARE misunderstood dogs.

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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 22h
Bari Weiss is the CBS what Jay Graber is to Bluesky.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 22h
I just came off another 7-day ban by Bluesky. I had time to do a deep dive into Jay Graber, the founder of Bluesky. To my amazement I find that she is hand in glove with the crypto bros.So I'm wondering to myself, how much of World Financial does she own and how deep in the pockets of Donnie Drumpf?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t let their howls go silent. #StandUpForWolfProtections 📣Take action: bit.ly/4rnqe0P
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God this is going so well. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to be a Donnie Drumpf sniper!
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Man and Woman Play 'Pew'
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fun fact: The Drumpf Taj Mahal opened on April 2nd 1990. By that time Little Donnie had stiffed 253 contractors for approximately $69.5 million. Some of those 253 businesses for Mom and Pop operations that went bankrupt because of non-payment or partial payment. What a businessman.
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WutTheWut😵‍💫 RBroeck🗳️💙 @wutthewut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PO1135809 is a lame fuck president. Oh, and also a traitor.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Donnie Drumpf now has plans to recover the turrets from the battleship Yamato and have them placed on top of his triumphal arch. Won't that make America great again. Having 18 inch guns firing over Arlington National Cemetery. I feel a lot safer now knowing his plan.
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USS Missouri Battleship Fire
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Farmers and ranchers whining about the cost of diesel. I'm sick and tired of hearing them bitching about it. 99% of you clowns voted for that jackass in the White House so live with it and shut the hell up! You should have learned something in Drumpf 1.0 when he cratered the soybean market.
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Talking Too Much
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We all know by now that he raped and beat up a 13 or 14 year old girl. My question is did he ever go to Zorro ranch? Did he participate in a murder there? Butler Pennsylvania. FAKE! Orchestrated by Donny Drumpf. Someone was shot and killed. Accessory to murder? He's worse than we can even imagine!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As gas prices in Michigan hit $5/gallon and diesel hits a record $6.59, it shouldn't be this hard to buy gas, groceries, or afford healthcare. Our economy has been rigged against the very people who make it work. I'm running for Senate to change that.
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A hilarious summary
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just got to 500 followers. Thanks to everyone who thinks I'm either charming or funny or an idiot.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who might be running for president if Gabby says it's okay.... If he's looking for a volunteer in Maricopa County I'm available!
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Hex Astronaut Gives Thumbs Up
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/09/2026
This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆 No notes.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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J Blue @jd-14.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kash Patel has taken 2,109,807 rubles from Vladimir Putin! Baikal seals charge a lot of money for sex.
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See You In Valhalla
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Actor Gary Sinise took over 1,000 children of fallen soldiers to Disneyland, free of charge Original post
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kit Kats have neither kittens nor cats as their ingredients. Just so you know.
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Black Cat's Hilariously Surprised Reaction
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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Release the Epstein files!
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MinimumWageMan @minimumwageman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can not argue with this.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One word.... Diesel. Give Donnie a few more months and our grocery shelves will look like the ones from 1980s Russia. It's coming folks. You better stock up on toilet paper and beans and rice. When this happens you can bet Donnie will blame Biden and Obama.
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John Travolta Confused by Empty Shelves
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Federal Beastie Inspector!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
GRINDR is so yesterday for MAGA Republicans. They have moved on to the new Kash Patel dating app called BEASTY!
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Shocked Surprised Dog
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash....are you my faaather?
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Snowy Lamb Chewing at Window
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Where's the sheep? Where's the donkeys?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has anybody checked to see if Donnie Drumpf ever visited Zorro Ranch? As well as being a rapist and a pedophile, we might also have a juvenile necrophiliac running the country.
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Moe Szyslak: Oh, Dear God, No!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate.
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Undead Skylanders: Skeleton in Walker
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pearl Harbor was hard. Donnie Drumpf is easy. We need to defeat him as if our lives depended on it because it does.
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Pearl Harbor Day Remembrance
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Donnie Drumpf is America's Roman Polanski.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Donnie Drumpf is the pubic hair in our soup.
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Frank Costanza: Well, It Sucks!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Isn't it sad.... We wake up every morning wondering what new hell Donnie Drumpf is going to come up with today. It seems like a distant memory that we didn't have to concern ourselves with the president doing crazy shit.
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That'S Fed Up All'S Fair
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NotCIAreally @stoplossmaxwin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Russia-gate was real and is ongoing. Turns out it was/is Russia Russia Russia
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is alive!
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Puppet Says 'See You In Your Dreams!'
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dear Ireland, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN LET HIM IN YOUR COUNTRY? Isn't there a law preventing convicted felons into your country? If I was you guys I'd kick his ass out of the country and never let him come back. Take his golf course and turn Doonbeg into low income housing with allotments.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Frederica R. Burrage @frburrage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe Doze-Off Donnie tRUMP won't wake up to see the release of the Epstein Files. Hoping that day comes real soon, when the unredacted names are exposed, with his name on each page. #sleep #DozeOffDonnie #creep #TheEpsteinFiles
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Stevenof1 @stevenof1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The New York Times did not blink. The Times: “We won’t be issuing a retraction." But they didn't stop there. "This is another all too common example of the president lashing out at coverage he doesn’t like and belittling journalists who report the facts.”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/09/2026
Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know you're losing your fastball when you can't keep a Slovenian hooker satisfied. Even with all your money.
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Ed Ortiz @ortizei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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