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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️

@freddiefarkle.bsky.social
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No DM's please. 4th generation Arizona resident, except for military time. I'm a desert rat. Call me at 602-555-1212. SAC RULED! Suzi Quatro is my queen. Wolves ARE misunderstood dogs.

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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing missing from ICE is the Hugo Boss uniforms.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here's one from my Arizona buddies....
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks for the laugh.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
2 weeks, Ron. 2 weeks.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What's wrong with the Italian way of dealing with traitors?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Benito Mussolini got Italy in a war and that didn't end well....for Italy or Mussolini.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I say we do a Mussolini with him and be done with it.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This July 4th is our country's Semiquincentennial. That's a mouthful for saying 250th year of our founding. 2 days later is my birthday. All I'm wishing for the both of us is....
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Were we afraid of Hitler? Tojo? Then why are so many afraid of this scumbag.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
PIG OF HIS JUNGLE!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
💯
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I went to school with Latinos. My first job at Basha's was with my friends. This new Drumpfian attitude towards brown skinned people is foreign to me. My first experience wit Latino racism was 2013 when U-Haul fired my first manager because he was a dreamer and didn't have the right "documents".
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's time we all get serious here in the good ole US of A! This must stop MOW before Donnie Drumpf kills us all.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
US troops....stand down from Minnesota and Greenland.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Nathan Thurm. Drumpf's pick for new AG.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Donnie "Fuckwad" Drumpf and his oil stooges having a "meeting" to see how to divide up the spoils. Lying sack of pig shit.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
🦒this is a giraffe. 🐳 this is a whale. This is an asshole.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The sooner Donnie Drumpf dies, the better!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
KRAZNOV HAS SPOKEN!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Is it time to bring out Le Rasoir National?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
First Pluto. Now Santa Claus. WHEN WILL YOUR MADNESSES END!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAYYY!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Is he dead yet?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I'm tired of Donnie Drumpf and his stooges. My tar and feather idea doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ava Braun liked bunnies. Adolph Hitler liked dogs. Melania Drumpf likes piggy's. Donnie Drumpf is one.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Don't forget to buy your Bond Arms DT-47 pistol. It comes complete with a holster with the presidential seal.... Oh, wait, isn't that against the law? I wonder how much Donnie Drumpf will make off of this grift. You know he can't resist wetting his beak.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My new favorite T-shirt.... Donnie Drumpf gobbling a Bubba!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I wonder if Donnie Drumpf is hearing Strom Thurmond's voice calling to him from hell. Your time is over Donnie!
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Dear employees; I wanted to give you an early Christmas present. Thank you for all your hard work making me uber rich. Now get the hell out of my fulfillment center! Sincerely, Jeff Bezos
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Donnie Drumpf's New Years rally 2026. That's Kash Patel leading the band.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
3 pounds for $7 a pound not including the tax. I must be winning because Donnie Drumpf told us so. The fresher ground beef would have required me to sell one of my kidneys. Meanwhile Donnie Drumpf threw a Gatsby style party while the rest of us can eat the crumbs from the floor.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"Did I do that?"
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is the face of a hypocrite. He professes to be a good married Christian man....with a GRINDR account. He wouldn't know God if God kicked his ass all the way to hell.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"My name? I don't know. My GRINDR account handle? I don't know. The amount of shit I don't know sometimes astounds even me."
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Once upon a time there was a naughty little boy who nobody liked because he was mean and lied all the time. Everyone hoped he would die soon so all the good boys and girls could piss on his grave.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Pimp my White House.... Donnie Drumpf edition.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The Epstein Ballroom is coming soon...."ladies" 18 and under get in free. Thank you Donnie Drumpf.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
He did what to the East Wing????
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
🎶 There's no business like show business....🎶
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Donnie and Melania circa 2025-2026.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
And Elmer Gantry could pray rain.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
. Donnie Drumpf's presidency reminds me of something....I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"Bennie, we've got to do something about this Gaza thing."
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Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️ @freddiefarkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"Now where did I put that 17 trillion dollars....oh, yea. Under the cushion."
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