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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

At this point, we need that guy eating chicken behind the Walmart 24|7

Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MIDDLETON:OK now what? DOMBROWSKI: I have this boombox so I’m going to stand outside Alex’s window PRESTON MATTINGLY: I could ask my dad again DON MATTINGLY:C’mon dude MIDDLETON:Rob is still under contract right? ROB THOMSON (passing by on roller blades) Get bent, eh?

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Make Dombrowski be the manager

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I stole @franzkela.bsky.social's favorite question and repeatedly pretended 10-5 rights don't exist!

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So in addition to the Phillies podcast, I also have another show rat you should listen to. The worlds don’t often collide but when they do it, it’s quite jarring.

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

$700 million payroll on the Dodgers can’t get a net that functions? Block out!

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Getting Joe Webb’d by Ray Kerr

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

DID YOU KNOW - the Phillies have only won a winner take all game once in franchise history. And if tonight is anything like that game in 1980, we are all going home in bags.

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I agree with the decision to start Nola and the decision to start drinking immediately

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Phillies playing a do or die game at a moving start time with an undetermined group of pitchers is SO Phillies

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Phillies were 18–7 in the postseason before they got on the plane to Arizona and 3–11 since I need Pablo Torre to find out what the hell happened on that flight

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That was a great baseball game and I never wanna talk about it again

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And now the bullpen outs. See you all in hell.

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ve had a weird relationship with this Phillies team for a while now, I still have major legitimate concerns about all of it. But as soon as Franzke opens the game with his essay and I see those stupid braves on the field I’ll be where I need to be, ready to be hurt again. That’s how this works

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My main hope for the Phillies – Braves series is that at the end of it, blooper doesn’t get to say anything

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every talk show host in the city is rubbing their hands together, waiting to crush the Phillies for celebrating this game because of course

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They should have made Donbrowski start, he’s why we’re here

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate with champagne if you back into the postseason. Should be eggnog or decaf coffee or that soda that’s not really soda

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A lot of people are saying the Phillies won’t even make the playoffs but no way they let us off that easy

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Phillies playoff roster is going to have like 16 guys

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As the D backs keep winning, I feel like we’re one more night away from people starting to get a little nervous around here

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Duran and McFarland and pray there’s a bar man

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Phillies are a very serious organization. What are you talking about?

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Phillies had 73 baserunnrts tonight but three runs is good I guess

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Looks like this Jesus won’t be back in three days

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Eagles playing the Bears in Chicago the night before a potential Cubs Phillies playoff series at Wrigley is the Blues Brothers sequel we never got

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