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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

I dropped the ball on the deal with gojo, I was kicked out of my dad's dojo. And now you're telling me I lost my mojo?!

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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

[music emoji] Woke up this morning, got myself some gum. Mama always said, you'd quit vaping at 31. [music emoji]

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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

Another morning at work. I make the graphic designs for cd cases.

Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Congratulations, it looks like you got another cat that has severe medical problems.

Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Looking at this dish, the loss of life is worth it.

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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

People at fish boils are always throwing hooks, left and right

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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

I'm going wear a bib while reading these skeets.

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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Who is ready for the Whittlin' World Cup? Who makes the best knife for making a spoon out of a chuck of wood? We got France, Switzerland, and USA in the running. Who you got?

Submitting to the Drunt Collection

i hope you took the letter out of the trash. but im not mad. I [clap] Am [clap] NOT [clap] MAD [clap] (does bluesky really not support emojis?)

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Thank you, @thx.bsky.social for liking this comment. But I am curious why you liked this comment. Do you think I am funny? Also, do you think Drunt should try to solve the puzzle?

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Just fucking try to solve the puzzle, bitch! It's not that hard! Take fifteen minutes and just look at all the cards. ASSHOLE!

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Takmet is a character from the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movie Scorpion King. Good luck trying to figure out Takmet's address. Also, I think I figured out the puzzle and I think you can too, Drunt.

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There is probably some sad, miserable person walking the streets right now who thinks that J.D. Salinger is Kurt Vonnegut. Smdh

Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

Is it now politically incorrect to say "oye, cunts", while doing an English accent? Trying to settle an argument with hr at work.

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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

About to watch some porno. Any recommendations?

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I don't like dogs like that. In that I would never have sex with a dog.

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Ok yes you are a bigger Zizsou fan than me. Good for you, you freak. Also, we should watch it sometime soon

Ok I am learning it was also a zizsou joint. Thank you.

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I never liked Joan Baez. Big into Dylan. But Joan always felt off. Today when I heard this I felt vindicated: open.spotify.com/track/2gYGwjIBryBl… But Here's To You, Nicola and Bart does rip.

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I was witnessed!!! Thank you, Lauren! Also I tried to tag you in this, but I don't know if you saw bsky.app/profile/franceshamm.bsky.s… I will stop bothering you now! I AM NORMAL!

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Witness me, Lauren! I am trying to get one like on this dam app beside the ones from my two friends and the weird bots that like everyone's first post.

Is this like a curling reference. Are you curling sausages. Do you eat the sausages after curling them?

If I got fake tattoos of the Russian star things from Eastern Promises on my knees and went to a Russian bathhouse in Chicago, what do you think will be the worst that happens?

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Yes but you can't joke about the Ha. It's not a joke.

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Häagen-Dazs is not made in France

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@vlor.bsky.social has been on bsky for weeks and hasn't made one statement in support of The Ukraine 🧐

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@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Thanks for the tech advice on how to make rotating sandwich gifs. Still working on the website for the cafe, but I am having fun with the idea. Bsky doesn't support gifs but imagine me rotating in these images. I went to the Conner O'malley show in Buffalo.

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