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Frances Hamm

@franceshamm.bsky.social
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Never take candy from a clown's mouth.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
I was thinking this too
Photo of Greta Gerwig with an article headline about how Greta Gerwig being perfect to direct the Narnia movies.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
I dropped the ball on the deal with gojo, I was kicked out of my dad's dojo. And now you're telling me I lost my mojo?!
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
[music emoji] Woke up this morning, got myself some gum. Mama always said, you'd quit vaping at 31. [music emoji]
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Another morning at work. I make the graphic designs for cd cases.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Who is ready for the Whittlin' World Cup? Who makes the best knife for making a spoon out of a chuck of wood? We got France, Switzerland, and USA in the running. Who you got?
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Submitting to the Drunt Collection
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
There is probably some sad, miserable person walking the streets right now who thinks that J.D. Salinger is Kurt Vonnegut. Smdh
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Is it now politically incorrect to say "oye, cunts", while doing an English accent? Trying to settle an argument with hr at work.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
About to watch some porno. Any recommendations?
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I don't like dogs like that. In that I would never have sex with a dog.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
@buttholez.bsky.social
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I never liked Joan Baez. Big into Dylan. But Joan always felt off. Today when I heard this I felt vindicated: open.spotify.com/track/2gYGwjIBryBl… But Here's To You, Nicola and Bart does rip.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
If I got fake tattoos of the Russian star things from Eastern Promises on my knees and went to a Russian bathhouse in Chicago, what do you think will be the worst that happens?
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
@buttholez.bsky.social can you plz post already. I'm bored
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
@vlor.bsky.social has been on bsky for weeks and hasn't made one statement in support of The Ukraine 🧐
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Thanks for the tech advice on how to make rotating sandwich gifs. Still working on the website for the cafe, but I am having fun with the idea. Bsky doesn't support gifs but imagine me rotating in these images. I went to the Conner O'malley show in Buffalo.
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Frances Hamm @franceshamm.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
[gif of Goku going super Saiyan and saying I AM FRANCES HA]
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