Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 21/09/2026As the temperatures begin to drop, winterize your home to stay warm and safe. Preparing your home now saves you from stress and emergency repairs later! 🏠❄️ #WinterPrep #HomeMaintenance #NationalPreparednessMonth 06018
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ll only be replying to “yes chef” in my kitchen moving forward. 👩🍳🤌 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I listened to the crown me dead/crown me yours duet in two days. Truly never been more heartbroken by a book. What a story 😭 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Guys check your local grocery store ads this weekend, some wicked deals on for the holiday. Family size bags of Doritos and Fritos are 2 for $5 by me. 🔥 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Tfw people say they won’t be in office and show up halfway through the day anyway. 😒 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m feeling personally victimized by the forecast this week. 000
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I love these lil freaks 011
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just say you have a small penis and get it over with 000
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 11/08/2026Severe thunderstorms with damaging wind gusts will be possible today from the eastern Iowa/northern Illinois vicinity into parts of the Ohio Valley and central Appalachians. Areas of severe wind gusts and hail will also be possible over parts of the northern Plains. See weather.gov for details. 08221
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 10/08/2026A skunk sprayed outside and my window unit in the bedroom sucked in as much of the stank as humanly possible. Phew boy, it reeks. 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Older lady just walked by me and the dog and said god bless you. Why are you trying to curse me first thing with your god??? 010
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Bella is 14 and arthritic so she gets occasional baths. She is now resting comfortably(and clean!). 072
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens. 647173634129
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Holy hell, this cold front feels SO GOOD in SWVA! Beautiful morning for a quick walk with the dog before work. 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I hate when movies have parrots and do that stupid fake voice. Macaws don’t sound like that 🙄 and it’d be easy to teach them some phrases. It’s just lazy. 000
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026the CIA director has a statement up about Trump's speech, but notably, nowhere in it does he endorse Trump's claims 741485398
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 17/07/2026So frustrating seeing wishy washy public health messaging like this. When air is at hazardous levels: AVOID outdoors USE air purifiers WEAR a mask Do or do not, there is no try! 12379112
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Everything is A-Okay! Oh wait, didn't read the whole thing. Everything is A-Okay B-Not Okay or C-aaaaaa 420574
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Keep an eye out, but keep the other one in. Switch every couple of hours. 114736
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Reuters @reuters.com · 12/07/2026US Senator Lindsey Graham passes away at 71 reut.rs/4yizar4reut.rsUS Senator Lindsey Graham passes away at 71U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham passed away on Saturday evening after a brief and sudden illness, the communications director for his office said in a post on X early on Sunday. 70309101
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Dear green pickup truck driver I just called a dick for almost running me over while my dog took a shit: I meant it, I’d say it again, come fight me. 🖕 010
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’m drunk (oops) much to my tiny dog’s dismay. 020
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I was going on and on about the heat and how we need the rain yesterday. Husband glared at me and said, you really are a Midwest dad. Thank you, I have achieved all I can for this lifetime. 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m uncomfortable already and I haven’t even left the house yet. Summer is the worst. 010
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 21/06/2026Summer "officially" begins with the solstice at 4:24 a.m. Eastern time Sunday (tomorrow)! Here's what to know about the summer solstice: www.capitalweather.com/what-is-the-...capitalweather.comWhat is the summer solstice — and why it mattersA look at the science and seasonal significance of the official start of summer. 06722
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love when people comment on the things I’m eating. How about you focus on yourself? Rude af. 000
Reposted by 🍁danielle🐈⬛National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 11/06/2026An El Niño Advisory has been issued and you may have recently heard the term "Super El Niño". One of our meteorologists explains the terms NOAA uses to describe ENSO intensity and some basics of what El Niño is and is not. See the advisory: www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/ana... 614038
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026A lid to one of my pots came shooting out of the cabinet and smashed my big toe. I fear this may be the end of the road for me. Holy hell, it hurts. 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Spent a lot of time with the kids this weekend. 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Went to a double header last night with my bestie. It was 56F and misting the entire time, I thought I might freeze. We had fun though! 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Official forecast for SWVA: It’s hot as balls out. 0/10 I hate it 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 19/05/2026People who live without anxiety are wild. What do you mean you didn’t feel your electrical panel 20x today? 000
🍁danielle🐈⬛ @framedinnocence.bsky.social · 18/05/2026You’d truly be hard pressed to find someone who hates summer as much as I do. 90 degree days are the literal worst 010