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Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.

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Fraize @fraize.com · 10h
rabbit rabbit rabbit #StarTrek
Oh, my stars and garters!I’m late!I’m late!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 30/09/2026
Picard rockin' the dad bod.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 29/09/2026
Oh I’m definitely going to use this for something. Just not sure what.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 27/09/2026
Me: so I’ve started my third rewatch of Lower Decks… They: so…? Me: this year. They:
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Brad Boimler: Buddy, That's Adorable
ALT: Brad Boimler: Buddy, That's Adorable
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/09/2026
Is it the accent? It's the accent, isn't it?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
I have a 4 terabyte T9 that I bought for $250 a year ago. They’re 4-times that price now. Inflation sucks.
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Big Trouble: Man's Face Swelling Effect
Alt: Big Trouble: Thunder begins to expand.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
Juri Han and Bison are oh-verrated…!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
I feel seen.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
“INTERPHASE: Transwarp Drive’s Mirror-Universe Secrets and Why the Technology Was Abandoned” It wasn’t Montgomery Scott’s sabotage of Excelsior that doomed transwarp drive, but that Interphase encroachment and Mirror Universe crossovers led Starfleet Intelligence to ban its development.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
I think everyone on this thread cares about canon inasmuch as a shared language makes for easier storytelling. We just don’t always agree on how inviolable it is.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
The Xerox 820-II microcomputer. Z-80 with 128 megabytes of RAM, and dual 8-inch floppies. It ran CP/M and was an absolute beast of its day.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
Canon cops, as loudly as they complain, lack the imagination and creativity necessary to break free from the anchors they've build for themselves. And if that gets them all up in their feelings, maybe they should just stew in them.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
The thing that bugs me is how nobody in Trek fandom complaining about canon violations thinks, "what if the original telling of the story was wrong?" Historical accounts are written by humans, and humans get things wrong. Why can't Star Trek canon that we hold sacrosanct just be flat wrong?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 22/09/2026
HI DAD I’M THIRSTY
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Fraize @fraize.com · 21/09/2026
My issue was with the writing. Way too many long winded monologues from Morn, though the full-frontal nudity was a surprising but welcome choice.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/09/2026
My least favorite part of visiting my old home town was when I went from seeing a Cyber Truck a month to seeing 6 in a single hour.
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Man's Disgusted 'Ew Nope' Reaction
ALT: Man's Disgusted 'Ew Nope' Reaction
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/09/2026
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Star Trek Lower Decks: Ransom's Decon Gel
ALT: Star Trek Lower Decks: Ransom's Decon Gel
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/09/2026
I hate that this sounds realistic.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/09/2026
It's a show I'd watch...!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 19/09/2026
Yet, in this case, we *are* here to cause some trouble.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 18/09/2026
That kid was excited to see Attack of the Sith, that the avian flue was going to be the one to kill us all, and that the legacy of Hurricane Katrina was going to change politics forever. That kid was an idiot.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 16/09/2026
He’s your sleep-paralysis demon too, eh?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 16/09/2026
I was there, but Pinky Carruthers confiscated my 4-track.
Pinky Carruthers, member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers
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Fraize @fraize.com · 15/09/2026
I'd love to say that was on purpose but it was the least-soggy filament I had 280g of.😅
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Fraize @fraize.com · 14/09/2026
3D Printing Community: We can make fully articulated action figures, starship models, even replacement parts for machines that stopped being manufactured decades ago. We help break the hold rampant-consumerism has on society. Me: I made a trash can for my spent coffee grounds. #PeakEngineering
A 3D printed silver trash can exclusively for coffee grounds.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 14/09/2026
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Peter Griffin Meg Griffin
ALT: Peter Griffin Meg Griffin
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/09/2026
Hard to believe 27 years have gone by. We will never forget the heroes of Moonbase Alpha.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 11/09/2026
Does that mean I order it now? No. I love my wife and want her to kiss me, so I actively avoid ingesting substances that would prevent that.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 11/09/2026
I love anchovy on pizza. I once worked for a Chinese company -- the owners were very kind and supportive of their mostly American workforce, but didn't understand Western palates. They ordered pizza for an office party, and they ordered one with onions and anchovy. I tried it on a dare. I loved it.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 11/09/2026
As much time as I've spent in Vegas, I'm disappointed that I've never availed myself of a chance for stargazing.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 11/09/2026
nice
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
Also, somebody just got a new contact photo.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
That's not the only thing you brought back from Risa...
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
Something familiar about all this.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
There was apparently a large green meteor over Northern Virginia overnight, but my doorbell camera only caught the sky lighting up.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 07/09/2026
And a happy Labor Daybor to all who celebrate.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/09/2026
I know there's a lot of my fellow Trekkies unhappy with Chronitons Through The Hourglass, but I would gladly give my left nacelle for a daily one hour soap opera set in the 23rd century. No VFX, just costumes, sets, and people being extra. GIMME! C'MON, GIMME!
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Mr. Spock in Star Trek: TOS
Alt: Spock exuberantly agrees
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Fraize @fraize.com · 03/09/2026
Who I pretended to be whenever Tiffany came on the radio in the 80's vs who I actually am whenever someone performs Golden now.
Judd Nelson from Breakfast Club vs super fanboy from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 03/09/2026
Agreed!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 02/09/2026
It’s a good thing that this was delivered to my doorstep today, then.
Product easily found with a simple search.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 02/09/2026
In a bizarre transporter / multiverse-crossover accident, the Enterprise is converted to LEGO, transporter chief Kyle into some generic white guy. #StrangeNewWorlds_Season6
Transporter Chiefs Kyle and Kyle from Strange New Worlds and The Original Series, respectively.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 01/09/2026
"The Most Toys"
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Without changing a single word... What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title? Borrowing this from Bill George on Facebook! My submission: The Measure Of A Man 😉
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Fraize @fraize.com · 31/08/2026
Everybody is mad at Google and Apple for changing their maps, but I'm out here wondering what kind of pressure they're under to capitulation. I want to believe they're not leaping to lick boots otherwise they'd be changing the name for every nation, and not just the US.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 31/08/2026
The phrase "they don't see us" rattled around in my head long after that episode was over. It's a lived experience I don't recognize, but I know exists. I need to be reminded.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 28/08/2026
Come on, guys. Completely unnecessary. What's wrong with you? #StarTrek
Commander Una Chin-Riley suffers a compound fracture of her leg in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 26/08/2026
Things happen in threes. Just sayin'.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 26/08/2026
Goddammit.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/08/2026
I'm not saying what the Xindi did was right, but I do understand.
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