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@fraize.com
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Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.

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Fraize @fraize.com · 10h
rabbit rabbit rabbit #StarTrek
Oh, my stars and garters!I’m late!I’m late!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 29/09/2026
Oh I’m definitely going to use this for something. Just not sure what.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/09/2026
Is it the accent? It's the accent, isn't it?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
The Xerox 820-II microcomputer. Z-80 with 128 megabytes of RAM, and dual 8-inch floppies. It ran CP/M and was an absolute beast of its day.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 16/09/2026
I was there, but Pinky Carruthers confiscated my 4-track.
Pinky Carruthers, member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers
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Fraize @fraize.com · 14/09/2026
3D Printing Community: We can make fully articulated action figures, starship models, even replacement parts for machines that stopped being manufactured decades ago. We help break the hold rampant-consumerism has on society. Me: I made a trash can for my spent coffee grounds. #PeakEngineering
A 3D printed silver trash can exclusively for coffee grounds.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/09/2026
Hard to believe 27 years have gone by. We will never forget the heroes of Moonbase Alpha.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
Something familiar about all this.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
There was apparently a large green meteor over Northern Virginia overnight, but my doorbell camera only caught the sky lighting up.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 03/09/2026
Who I pretended to be whenever Tiffany came on the radio in the 80's vs who I actually am whenever someone performs Golden now.
Judd Nelson from Breakfast Club vs super fanboy from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 02/09/2026
It’s a good thing that this was delivered to my doorstep today, then.
Product easily found with a simple search.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 02/09/2026
In a bizarre transporter / multiverse-crossover accident, the Enterprise is converted to LEGO, transporter chief Kyle into some generic white guy. #StrangeNewWorlds_Season6
Transporter Chiefs Kyle and Kyle from Strange New Worlds and The Original Series, respectively.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 28/08/2026
Come on, guys. Completely unnecessary. What's wrong with you? #StarTrek
Commander Una Chin-Riley suffers a compound fracture of her leg in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/08/2026
This is where I post from.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 12/08/2026
Conspiracy fruitcakes think there'll be a "Gravity glitch" today at 9:23am Eastern time. Somebody better get eyes on Chancellor Gorkon and General Chang 'cause shit's about to go down. #startrek #projectanchor
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Fraize @fraize.com · 06/08/2026
it's giving James Bama's cover for Star Trek 1 and I love it
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/07/2026
Most of the time, my motivation for making merch was just so I could get the first sample from the factory. I so desperately wanted to make my idea for a figural Zero desk lamp, but I couldn’t get Zechariah’s model.
Zero from Star Trek Prodigy by Zechariah Hutton.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/07/2026
Oh no, the Shuttlecraft Curie looks like a Cybertruck and now I can’t unsee it. #strangenewworlds
The shuttlecraft Curie from Star Trek Strange New Worlds
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/07/2026
This is incorrect. Snopes did weigh in on a fake proof-of-life photo from July 10th, but they have not covered the photo from yesterday. Also... Grok as a subject matter expert?!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/06/2026
No notes.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/06/2026
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Fraize @fraize.com · 06/06/2026
Were your ears burning just now? Just happened to be chatting with this fine gent.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 05/06/2026
Men, what's stopping you from dressing this way?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 05/06/2026
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Fraize @fraize.com · 19/05/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
The Jet Car from Buckaroo Banzai
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/05/2026
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Fraize @fraize.com · 08/05/2026
Mine was never seen on camera.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 08/05/2026
The average American has three friends.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/05/2026
Of interests to members of Starfleet c. 2273 only, May The Fourth Be With You. #maythefourth
XCV-330 Enterprise illustration. Artist unknown.The V'Ger Probe, in the form of Lt. Ilia, and Cdr. Decker inspecting other ships named Enterprise c. 2273.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/05/2026
Once upon a time, there was a
An illustration of the eponymous "Kirby Krackle" made famous by comic-book artist Jack Kirby.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/05/2026
I don't know about y'all, but I keep La Forge in my heart every day. #maythefourth
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Fraize @fraize.com · 01/05/2026
Yesterday commemorates the day the mustache-man took the cowards way out. My good buddy Barry takes a special interest in celebrating it every year.
Barry Allen visits Berlin on April 30th, 1945.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/04/2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
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Fraize @fraize.com · 21/04/2026
Oh, you mean "Yo dawg – I heard you like knives attached to your face..." Stryfe? Yeah that's right. I dug out my crusty-old comic long-boxes out of the basement just for social-proof.
Fraize holding his bagged-and-boarded copy of Stryfe's Strike File #1.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 21/04/2026
Donated in honor of acting DOJ Director Todd Blance.
Screenshot of a donation to the Southern Poverty Law Center.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 17/04/2026
Ah megacorporations! Is there anything they can’t do?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 15/04/2026
My wife says she likes my 'crooked smile' so I totally get it.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 12/04/2026
Whenever my Xennial brothers and sisters lament at Gen-A's brainrot, I have to remind them how close we ourselves flew to the sun. (volume up)
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Fraize @fraize.com · 10/04/2026
I see your 80's popped collar and raise you 90's frosted tips.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/04/2026
2014 me vs now
Crewman Daniels c. 2151 from Star Trek Enterprise and Dr. Kovich c. 3191 from Star Trek Discovery
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Fraize @fraize.com · 07/04/2026
Apple Music’s lyrics feature is incredible.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 05/04/2026
It is accomplished.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 01/04/2026
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/03/2026
Clooney stole them.
George Clooney with his proudly protruding batnipples wearing his Batman costume from Batman and Robin.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 21/03/2026
Possibly one of the kindest people I have ever met. Happy Birthday, Sonequa!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 03/03/2026
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/02/2026
Janeway was right.
A scene from Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown depicting Tuvix’s inevitable fate.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 19/02/2026
Let’s goooo!
Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown running on a laptop
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