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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

occasionally I want to just study what's on these creepy dirt cheap horror sites Temu and Wish. Today I discovered AliExpress. What do you suppose shows up at your door when you order a "Rodent Control Device" Sig Sauer for $1.33?

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In 2026, with every day a new horror, this is the only new information I want to download and process in my brain. Everyone just skeet like this, please.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Already put in a request to have “it’s your problem now” put on my tombstone

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey if anyone can make my kid do something, anything, he doesn't want to do, please let me know your secret

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I paid nearly 40 goddamn dollars for 8 gallons of gas today

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

sometimes I wonder what truly normal people who do not work in my office would think if they just walked by me while I mutter to myself "these bridges annoy the piss out of me".

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

God we live in stupid times "Steak 'n Shake endorses Jon Husted, slams Sherrod Brown in Senate race"

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

In the year of our Satan, 2026, how do you not check to see if you're muted on a zoom or teams call? How? Where have you been?

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I was in my 30s when I whispered to my boss "is it here-a-tic or her-ret-ic?" And he said "You know what? I'm not really sure either" You're not alone. You're not a heretic imho

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And when you do turn it off, Gmail becomes the pettiest bitch imaginable. You will be typing in manually every search like "label: unread", you can no longer organize your emails, they're just like "fuck you, we want to see your plane tickets"

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am once again asking why every single vehicle for sale is a white SUV? Which focus group decided this? I got feelings they need to know about

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Mother Dolly, full of grace, please let me be alone with my spreadsheets today

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Let’s all give some extra love to millennials today, as not only did we love Tim Curry as a human and actor, he was extremely giffable and we still love a good gif response.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My sisters and I watched clue once a day every day one summer. We’d do that thing where people line up in two lines and one person then dances down the middle of the lines whenever Shake Rattle and Roll came on. There were only 3 of us.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You know how vegans got the reputation for being militant and aggressive and insufferable in their beliefs? Even though it wasn't true for like 99% of them? Bringing it up for no reason.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

I just bought a t shirt in Knoxville that says "It costs a lot to look this cheap" - Dolly

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Look it's not that I don't like Garth Brooks and appreciate the role he played in "not an asshole county musician but also seems like quite a few of these songs are about statutory rape??" era but I really, really need to get the song Baton Rouge out of head right now. Considering a labotomy

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

lol a "Please Help Us" account retweeted this and while I appreciate the thought, I do not think a go fund me is going to fix the underlying government structure problem.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You ever see a village of 450 people struggling from no tax base so they can't provide basic services to residents and get really mad like WHY THE FUCK DID YOU INCORPORATE INTO A VILLAGE AND WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU UNINCORPORATE, THIS IS PAINFUL TO WATCH or is that just me

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

ok you know what? her hair color and style, while mostly different from my own is still way too close for comfort. Gotta get some low lights next time

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I feel like not enough people have seen Pickles the Cat beating up the YouTube Pilates lady

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Have few vivid memories from when I was 5 but never forgot this one. I was in 2.5 days a week kindergarten so I understood why I didn't go every day. But then my sisters were off two days in a row! Sitting on a porch swing & trying to figure it all out, I asked my mom if school was over for the year

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Local news is hitting hard this Monday morning "Some Ohio voters want Congressman Max Miller out. Others stand by him" That's sarcasm btw

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Those squares had an entire undercover cop pose as a student I guess to catch the seedy underbelly of drugs at the mostly rich white school with only 350 total students. They got one guy for giving her a tab of acid & another guy who gave him the cellophane off his cig box to put the acid in

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There’s a moment when you become old, married to an old person. when you pull them out of bed to see a pleated ink cap mushroom “There’s something outside that will really excite you. You’re gonna love it but its lifespan is only 12-24 hours. I’ve already learned its genus and species for you”

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Pretty sure millenials are still partying but let's say someone like me grew out of it. There's no video evidence and you can't prove any of it and let's not talk about it ok

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When I start replying "Eh somebody who's not us will figure it out, whatever" It is time to go on home.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

dear sweet god stop reposting that beauty and the beast thing

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@themountaingoats.bsky.social in case you see this skeet! There's a Speak In Tongues photo & retrospective book called "Where Shit Happened" release party in CLE at Visible Voice the day you're in town for the Rock Hall concert. It's 3pm-5pm. Can't wait to see who all is featured in the photos!

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New Speak In Tongues Book Celebrated By Release Events at Visible Voice, Happy Dog and Spotlight Cleveland

Explore the history of the indie rock scene with Speak in Tongues Book, featuring stories and visuals from memorable concerts.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Reminds me of all the people who went to the doctor and lied about having gender dysphoria and were given hormone therapies. "ANYONE COULD GET ON THESE DRUGS!!11" Well, yeah health care professionals assume patients are reaching out to them in good faith and 99% of them are. Gotcha?

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I am so crushingly tired of humans already and now I have learn "woke 1.0" is a thing

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This is fucking wild Republicans just freely lie about time. Like when they pretend Biden was president from 2017 until 2024 so they can blame his for things that were done under Trump1. Just completely unredeemable humans

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Poor Skye. Worst luck. And she seems scared of her ankle, which makes total sense.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I suppose I should have more hard feelings towards gymnastics as I set here in a wrist brace to give the tendons in my elbow a rest. Turns out I shattered my elbow ripping off bars when I was 11. Bone pieces are still floating around. I was only told it dislocated.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Watching gymnastics again. Lawd I haven’t seen on fall on beam after two whole rotations! Amazing work

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Oh god. I haven’t watched live TV in this country for a long time. The Ohio GOP political ads are fucking disgusting. I hope they are turning voters off like they do me.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Colposcopies don't hurt. The cervix doesn't have nerve cells"

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

But then there's an age, I would say about 4, when they understand the concept of puking into the toilet and head in that direction. But then panic as they begin throwing up, turn around and puke on the floor right next to the toilet instead. It's a real mindfuck.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Maybe they should have done this after Stephanie Grisham's allegations of abuse but ok.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Then they turn to a civil rights attorney and huge Democrat to help them fight Max Miller. At least Grisham did.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If I email you a simple question and you call me on the telephone to reply, I'm putting you on notice. Not today. Today is not the day.

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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Trump has denied most disaster requests from Democratic-led states

A graph showing Presidential approval rates for disaster requests from Democratic-led states and Republican-led states

Source: POLITICO's E&E News analysis of FEMA records

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Listening to various news podcasts during lunch: “and a SHOCKING request out of Idaho. Bryan Kohberger claims he’s innocent and is asking for his guilty plea to be set aside” Me *stares in woman who lived through men on the internet in 2010s* Yeah ok. Shocking.

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Momma H @fracturcritical.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I know it's probably low on the list of priorities atm but at some point can we organize a protest about having to get the good flea and tick meds by prescription directly from the vet

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