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@fplrisk.bsky.social
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NY/CT. I skeet about Arsenal, FPL, and some other stuff that impacts my life or I find interesting. “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.” - Philip K. Dick

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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 2h
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 2h
Exactly what you’d expect from a party innocent of corruption
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 16h
As per The Athletic - It was a Man City official clicking on the download button of an email. That started all. It was not a genuine email from UEFA but a successful phishing attempt by Portuguese hacker and activist Rui Pinto. The Employee (probably)
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Fans of other Premier League teams don’t REALLY want to see Manchester City relegated” is by far the funniest take on all of this
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Everything Is Fine This Is Fine Meme Dog
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FPL Rogue @fplrogue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A meal that I get every time that i visit San Francisco.
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Dave Perrins (Simple Gull) @simplegull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey BlueSky #fpl friends! I'm hoping to launch a new fantasy football game next season and I'm looking for people I know, trust & have interacted with down the years to beta test it. Launching post-IB, so something to do this quiet 2 weeks?! Might you be able to help? It should be fun! 1/2
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Knowing City, there’s probably a payment on the end of that.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Axe Ghost. On Steam! @axeghostgame.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
today i heard the claim 'Having a second AI take a look [at the work of the first AI] doesn't help', and the utterer is not ready to hear it but: in fact it helps a lot!
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final decision on the WC. 1.) Petro / Leno / Gonzalo 0.1m ITB - meaningful to not be priced out of Schade - Tavernier 2.) Trafford / Verbruggen / Barry 0.0m ITB Comes down to how bullish I am on LEE / BHA. Have LEE / BHA representation via Bogle and Vuskovic.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rupert Murdoch must be so pissed.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The weirdness of this event deepens with time. 🧑‍🍳😘🤌🏼
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thankfully that’s not something that requires my imagination, but whatever you need to escape your shameless behavior.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning.
Cheats. All of them.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
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Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The face for willful blindness. Physical and financial doping alike.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let the lawsuits begin!
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Kenny @dexdesignkg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On a day like today, just remember that Jurgen Klopp achieved 97, 99, 92 points without cheating........ #legend #ynwa #lfc
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Jurgen Klopp's Reaction at Liverpool Match
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking cheats.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The government is asking Republican men to donate their Peter Millar polos and Lululemon slim-stretch chinos so they can convert the polyester back into petroleum.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brilliant
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WC6 First Draft.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Highly likely I’m on a WC6.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Since we’re all doing this.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤤 🤤 🤤
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Train service suspended this weekend for repairs to a bridge. Taking a car into Manhattan. A reminder that the train — when it runs — is so low friction. 😑
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DCL needs a soft pen awarded to make up for the missed points from last week.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t recall a season where 4+ weeks of results influenced my thinking on defenses as much as this one. It’ll be interesting to see which clubs benefit from the international break. IB can be a good time to WC, but this dynamic and the long period to pick up real and phantom injuries are real.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This worked reasonably well.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
making this my new email autoreply
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2 pt red arrow with Bruno 🧢, Isak, DCL and Bogle to go.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No Pascal Groß, but still on a green arrow.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Attaboy!
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Something to make this match interesting.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I anticipate this team losing its early season advantage soon. Raya and Gabriel were safe starters, but better options at the back for Arsenal now. Bart’s post-BB1 inefficiency is a problem. De Cuyper’s place will be at risk. Palmer vs. Saka. No Schade, Scott/Tav, or MGW.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absent additional information, my initial reaction is that I’ll just bench JP.
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Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Separate VAR officials and as an entity from Pro Ref. VAR should be an independent review for refereeing decisions, no point their own work being reviewed by themselves. Take some power from the hands of the failing body.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good old fashioned 0 pt green arrow. Moved up ~1.3k.
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And complain about the environment at the Ryder Cup in Trumpville. Deserving of endless mockery.
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PFCBleachy @pfcbleachy.vip · 14/09/2026
Goddamn right he did! Submitted for your consideration:
Image of Marty Schottenheimer at the sideline
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s PGMOL. I refuse to facilitate their shitty rebrand. Stop trying to put a new label on your same old shit product and making it worse. They must have used the same firm that brought us Twitter Blue becoming X Premium.
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dub @movingthrough.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'Welcome to Chelsea, the delightfully weird player trading hedge fund that masquerades as a football team on weekends.' He's not wrong tbf lol
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jim Carrey's Iconic Dumb and Dumber Laugh
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Risk @fplrisk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Need Haaland and Groß to have quiet days. Otherwise, I’m going to cede too much of my gain.
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Modern CGI Sofa with Colorful Pillows
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