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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@stoeten.bsky.social imagine how ridiculous it would be if you, a major telecommunications company, owned a baseball team in the World Series for the first time since 1993 and your app — that people pay you to use — just error codes out all over the place while the team you own scores run after run
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
@thestrategists.ca #allmealsatswiss
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Holding on in the mid 300ks like a boss. Thinking of maybe starting a garden here.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Tiny green arrow means I just live here now in the 300ks. At this point I’ve been here so long it’s rent controlled. Only question this week is do I keep Slot so I can get that elusive Inactive Manager: 1 on my Season Review.
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Guy McCombe @guymc.com · 18/02/2025
📊 GW26: Arteta vs Glasner Similar means, vastly different distributions: Arteta is much more consistent: ~70% to score 8-12pts. Glasner has a much higher ceiling thanks to the table bonus potential - if you can stomach the 45% chance to score 2pts or fewer. Odds data via @robtfpl.com
Probability distribution graph comparing expected Assistant Manager points for GW26 between Mikel Arteta (Arsenal, red line) and Oliver Glasner (Crystal Palace, blue line). Arteta shows a mean of 8.29 points with peaks around 8-12 points, while Glasner averages 8.25 with notable spikes at 0, 8-10, and 18-20 points. Both distributions suggest significant variance in potential outcomes.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
And now on to GW (what is it again…checks notes…) Who Cares Bringing in Bossard for Gordon. 60% of the time it works every time.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It’s not *that* often that a 120 will get you a red arrow. So I have that to add to my accomplishments this year.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No BB for me, but a -4 is probably on the cards for almost any of the cup results. I did think a -8 would be in line if Arsenal and Tottenham advanced, but now I’m not so sure
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I honestly believed I’d never live to see the day
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The best and nicest people in the FPL analytics space, all under one roof. Excited to see what the future holds.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Well they went and did it and guaranteed two DGWs in a 5-week span. Shows what I know. Transfer haemorrhaging continues. Now to hope Spurs do some business at Anfield and we get -12 and -16 lines top!
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I am so annoyed by the UI that I am 🤏 close to boycotting the chip.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
You should look at Silva 25. Table bonus and current odds on to win. If you’re fully committed to that chip plan, that is. I do like Iraola IRL…but I think there are some gains to be made here looking at bookies odds.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Leicester also possible there. Might still get a chance to AM Dyche? 😆
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Green arrow yay. Spending life mired in the mid 300ks…not yay.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Does it tell you when you block someone on BlueSky? Like a little butterfly shows up to let you know or something?
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Greaves
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
No notes 😆
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Buying DCL is one of life’s great pleasures. Selling Colwill is even moreso.
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Ian W @fplstrategic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Looking at the possibility of blanks in GW34. Used market odds for progressing from R4 and to win FA cup to guestimate progression odds at each stage (adjusted to 100% probability). Chart (but not numbers) exclude non-PL teams. R4 progression and R5 matchups will skew these numbers vastly. #FPLvis
Premier League team progression odds for each FA Cup round.GW34 blank probability:
ARS CRY - 26%
BOU MUN - 50%
BHA WHU - 16%
CHE EVE - 35%
LIV TOT - 51%
MCI AVL - 63%
NEW IPS - 44%
NFO BRE - 25%
SOU FUL - 44%
WOL LEI - 26%
Average number of anticipated blanks: 3.8
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Got to get rid of this Isak bum for somebody!
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So you’re saying my plan to buy him is sure to provide a satisfying experience….
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
They should have remembered their Charlemagne.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I think I am prepared to pay up for VVD and can fit it into the budget without too much sacrifice on future moves.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
FWIW that’s the most “exploring all options” fake bid I’ve ever seen.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yes. But a new Dom can never replace your true love Dom.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yep. Just in time to lose my beloved Dom 😭
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
GW22 — Don’t cry for me…I’m already dead
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Finally
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yeah I think in the end I prefer Andersen here. It’s close anyhow between them and there is always *some* risk that Maresca could bring him on if he’s starting on the bench in some gamestates. I mostly think he’s 90/0 still, but it’s close enough that I don’t need to risk it.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It’s in the mix for me, but I’m nervous about Robbo and Tsim. Might just swerve to Konate and use the money in midfield
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Wavering on Colwill vs Andersen now…
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think your ownership of Andersen has been significantly better than mine 😆
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It it weren’t for Discord, I wouldn’t know what anyone cost anymore 😆
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Aside from Lewis, I love that team. And I only hate Lewis in the hopes that it annoys @lvtwoodpecker.bsky.social
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
GW22 — well the inactive manager dream died in Maresca’s press conference. Have decided to follow my instinct that I used last week to dodge Isak captaincy and move the armband from Palmer to Mo. Think Colwill is a 90/0 kind of guy, so he gets the nod over Joa. Next up, burning FTs?
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My thinking is I honestly wish I could roll one more time, but alas I’ve hit 5 FTs as of deadline. So I really don’t know what to do.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Extremely mediocre 😆
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We don’t have the same team but we’re living the same life with our teams lol.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The dream!
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Coin toss for me, so I’d likely go for the correlated outcome. Boom or bust of course.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
❤️
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Any time you hit the century mark is an awesome feeling! Well done.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
GW21 results. Small green arrow as I continue to languish in the mid 300ks. Might just buy a house here and settle down. Going for inactive manager for GW22!
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Rob T @robtfpl.com · 16/01/2025
I went back and calculated #FPL Assistant Manager points for every PL game over the last 8 seasons (and combined with pre-game market WDL odds) These are the top 100 AM scores for games played in GW24-38 between 2016-7 and 2023-24 👇 And a few quick observations below 🧵
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Still think you made the right decision based on what we thought about the potential mins limitations. Didn’t work out. I would have liked to have capped him as well, but I don’t think it was wrong to move off.
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Going to need to decide on AM yes. Though I would rather play it in 36. Going to need to decide on a third Liverpool and how many Everton as well. For now just sitting back
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Feel like Arsenal’s last four double defence is going to look much the same?
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Bus team literally the same as my GW21 team lol. Holding out hope for the “inactive player” week! 😆
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FPL Palm🌴 @fplpalm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I would probably take Pickford, though probably no rush to do so just yet. Rolling is your friend!
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