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Haplo

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Here to chat about FPL for the most part, best OR ever around 23k in the 21/22 season.

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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you transfered Elanga in this gw in fpl but you get Leif Davis 14 points as autosub… 😂
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Semenyo having a stinker, offside every single time so far.
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RIVER 🐾🏳️‍🌈 🐶(Jason) @pup-river.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So FIFA boss guy is offering all nation's football teams £30m each if they approve him and Trump making a company to run football that could be a £20 billion company. Not a bribe, no, not at all. Bunch of corrupt rich cunts.
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Englands tactic in this game is to pass to Madueke who sux? 🤷‍♂️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/06/2026
Elizabeth Warren: "The Republicans have distinguished themselves as a group by their absolute inability to stand up to Donald Trump. There has been only one basic move that Republicans in the Senate can make, and that is to bow down to the Great Trump."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2026
Sen. Chris Murphy: "It's a multi-billion dollar payoff to Iran in exchange for nothing ... Iran won. Trump surrendered."
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Peace @dogsmile.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trump is a “gangster.”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NO DEAL. Iran rejects Trump's new claim that he reached an agreement to cancel tonight's strikes on Iran as baseless, saying no agreement has been approved at all, and all of Trump's words should be disregarded like all his previous 38 times deal-imminent announcements over two months, per Tasnim.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Normally you wouldn’t increase the likelihood of US casualties by announcing something like this ahead of time, unless you are bluffing to use it as a negotiating ploy, you are stupid, you don’t really care about the troops, or all three.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In ~80 mins when Arsenal win this 1-0 taking absolutely 0 risks…
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So Alert: Man Wakes Up and Claps
ALT: So Alert: Man Wakes Up and Claps
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fpl aside what a baller Doku is. Making it look easy to put it top bins.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Those are the words of a "potential" war criminal (pushed and encouraged by his "potentially" war criminal president)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/03/2026
NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes? LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help? LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/03/2026
MN State Capitol. #NoKings
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Senator Chris Murphy, "The Strait of Hormuz was open before the war began" "We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created" "This is insanity"
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
McGovern: He’s doing nothing to make healthcare more accessible. They say we don’t have the money—but we have a billion dollars a day to blow on this crazy war. I don’t think he gives a shit about the American people. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and he’s golfing.
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think this is my most unexpected savior of GW ever 😂
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16/03/2026
What does Russia have on Trump for him to bend at the knee every time?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/03/2026
Khanna on Fox News: "There was no imminent threat. Now there's a threat to the United States. We've created a threat."
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lianelsie.bsky.social @lianelsie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Well, it's a good question. Why wouldn't Trump sue him?
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 13/03/2026
1. Trump launches a war against Iran. 2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members. 3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil. If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/03/2026
LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ? TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged LANDERS: It wasn't though TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know? LANDERS: Your own AG said it TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter LANDERS: Where's the evidence?
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Who could possibly have foreseen that war on Iran would (a) make Iran retaliate by closing the strait of Hormuz, which (b) could disrupt world oil markets, enriching Russia and penalizing most everyone else? Who, indeed, except EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER THOUGHT FOR ONE MINUTE about the situation.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open. Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Asuming Liverpool is knocked out of CL and then the FA cup doesnt seem that far fetched atm, right?
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So typical fpl that Salah gets a gift from wolves and score after being shite all game. 😂 Ruins a really good chance for 2-1 soon after
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
After wondering about all the yellow flags my gk Roefs is not in the squad out of nowhere lol 😂 good thing I got great cover in the form of Dubravka that will probably get 0 points...🙃
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CNN @cnn.com · 25/02/2026
Dozens of FBI witness interviews from the investigation of Jeffrey Epstein appear to be missing from the files released by the Department of Justice last month, according to a CNN review – including interviews related to a woman who accused President Trump of sexually assaulting her decades ago.
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Dozens of FBI records apparently missing from Epstein files, including Trump accuser interviews | CNN
Three interviews related to a woman who accused President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her decades ago appear to be among the missing files in the DOJ release.
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The Department of Justice has illegally “withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor." The biggest coverup in presidential history just got worse. Release the files.
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump
An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.
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Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
BREAKING: NPR investigation just discovered that Pam Bondi’s DOJ is withholding DOZENS of Epstein files about Trump sexually abusing minors! Welcome to the state of the union, America, where the Justice Department is actively breaking the law in order to shield the president . Disgusting Scum
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This Arsenal team is impossible to like, pretending to not know who takes the corner to waste a few seconds extra now on top of everything else… pricks the lot of them
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 18/02/2026
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Szoboszlai red card instead of a Cherki or Haaland goal was great as someone who didnt cap Haaland and dont own the other 2.
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I was so sure Palmer wasnt even a good pick atm... 🥶 just have to put my hand up and admit I was wrong I guess 😆
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Worth a ft to upgrade Williams here? (Dont ask why I have that 🛎️end) Or just play Senesi and save the ft?
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Haplo @fplhaplo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Im sorry but how tf is it okay to kick a players calf so he makes an own goal? Surely thats a free kick? Solanke didnt touch the ball
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 24/01/2026
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Europeans should announce they will boycott the World Cup if Trump invades Greenland.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 17/01/2026
It’s weird that Trump can stand up to allies but not Russia
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
BREAKING: Epstein survivors are calling for the DOJ acting inspector general to investigate the department’s handling of the release of the Epstein Files. The survivors say, “there has been a troubling pattern of selective redactions.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/01/2026
Trump’s line is that disrespect to law enforcement is punishable by death. Impeach and remove. This is not tolerable.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/12/2025
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him. Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/11/2025
Trump follows up this post by calling for these Democratic lawmakers to be put to death
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/11/2025
Insanity
SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Gavin #Newsom: “The President of the United States of America just called for the death of Democratic lawmakers— This man is sick in the head.”
Donald J. Trump ®  @realDonald Trump
SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!
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