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Wait, Man City guilty? Nooo. But they seemed so innocent. 🪿

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I've avoiding all England news since the World Cup disappointment. Who's our new manager? You know what, as long as their picking the best players, playing good footy, showing a bit of charm and not talking bullshit, I'm fine with whoever.🪿

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Hey, it's Friday! Let's pretend like today's Friday is like Fridays of yesteryear, shall we? Let's get all dolled up, splash on some Joop, meet friends at the pub, joke around, do some ohh-eyys, meet someone's eye, go talk to them, do the snogging, don't mention fpl and see what happens. Come oon! 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On the fifth day of Inter Break My true love gave to me Five cleeean sheeeeets Four defcon defenders Three bonus points Two golden gloves And a penalty for Enzo le Fee 🪿

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For years, I've been undertaking regular blood transfusions with very old people, as old as I can find, in a bid to improve my levels of wisdom. I'm grumpier, true, a little more racist/homophobic, maybe, but I think I'm really making better choices, like what kind of things to post on Bluesky.🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On the fourth day of Inter Break My true love gave to me Four defcon defenders Three bonus points Two Raya golden gloves And a penalty for Enzo le Fee Honk, honk-honk, honk-honk-honk, hooooonk.🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

On the third day of Inter Break My true love gave to me Three bonus points Two Raya golden gloves And a penalty for Enzo le Fee 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why go out for soup when you have stew at home? Sorry, ladles. 🪿

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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?” “Yes, we arson”.

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

While the transfer market grinds to a halt, while the Casuals forget all about fpl, while other fpl managers rue their wildcard timing, I sit here on my golden egg, protecting it, keeping it warm, giving it a little kiss occasionaly, ready for the WC to crack itself out in 18 days time for GW7. 🪿

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Woman with geese, Lake District, by Joseph Hardman, 1893-1972 (Lakeland Arts).

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On the second day of Inter Break My true love gave to me Two Raya golden gloves And a penalty for Enzo le Fee 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Failure. A concept unknown for some fpl managers this season. After a very bad GW5, I now need to understand failure. Why is it? How do I deal with it? Should I lash out at others? These are questions that I can't answer, not yet, not without help. 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

On the first day of Inter Break My true love gave to me A penalty taker Enzo le Fee 🪿

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GW5: 27 points 1k > 38k 🔴 What can you say. We need to look towards the next game now. Sooner the better..how long?!!! 🪿

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Think I just heard the Fulham fans chanting you fat bastard you fat bastard at Luke Shaw. Don't hear it much these days 🪿

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How's my week been? Egh.. 🪿

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You'd have to say that Enzo had a huge part to play in that Haaland goal by not interfering in an offside position 🪿

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Don't worry guys. There is no way, no way in hell, that Haaland won't be involved if City score 5. 🪿

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And I thought that I was really clever moving from Brobbey to Barry last week. 🪿

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Following complaints, I'm changing the question to who are the should haves going forward?

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The wildcard approacheth and so, one question must be asketh. Apart from Groß, which players are must haveths going forth? 🪿

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You know what, I've been very selfish getting all these fpl points this season. I've decided that this weekend, to make everyone else feel better about their teams, I should get a very low score instead. Oh hey, it's looking good on that. Great. Fair's fair. 🪿

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GW5: 782 rank 2/2 transfers- Mbuemo > MGW, Lacroux > Munoz Attack. Attack. Attack! Attack! Attack! 🪿

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Edema is the medical term for swelling caused by fluid trapped in your body's tissues. If you were to use it in a sentence, you could say Joao Pedro edimad the flip out of my GW5 lineup, or I'm so edimad at Joao Pedro this week, or I would like to ask Edema out despite her weird physio parents🪿

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Just because someone says something in a very confident manner does not mean they're correct. Guys, I'm 100% right on this one. Watch out for Casuals in Engaged clothing 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's cold, the sky is grey, looks like rain, interest rates may rise, Pedro's injured and some people have to work a 9 to 5, what a way to make a living. None of these things matter when you sit in the top 1k in fpl. Today, I am a king and the world is my play ground. 🪿

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Wow. He caught that one right on the Laceys 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If I had been a 15 year old who played footy for Man Utd, with a cool name like JJ Gabriel, then I'd also do whatever the flip I wanted to do, probably to my detriment. I certainly wouldn't have spent so much time alone in my room, probably to my benefit. 🪿

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Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

With two free transfers available, my thoughts turn to an unnecessary but potentially lucrative transfer this week. How do we feel about Mbuemo to Gibbs-White? And how do we feel about captain Gibbs-White? WC7 likely.

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The good news, despite a little drop, is that I'm still topping all my mini-leagues, most of which include some superb managers. So dominant, in fact, that some of the league organisers are actively recruiting managers from the top 750 in a bid to stop me. Pathetic, yes, but I revel in competition 🪿

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GW4: 78 points 123 > 783 🔴 Another red arrow, but it's not so bad, all things considered. Onwards and probably downwards we go. 🪿

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Tension. Mistaken identity. Murder on the football pitch. DCL attacking crosses like a machine gun on a crop duster. This is more like a Hitchcock film than a footy match. Working title North by Northeast 🪿

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Oh, Dominic boy Dominic boy Dominic boyyyy I get knocked down But I get up again You ain't never gonna keep me down 🪿

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If I had to choose one fpl manager to vouch for, if my reputation depended on it, if my life depended on it, well, one clear name comes to mind. @fplgoosiero.bsky.social 🪿

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It takes an athlete's village to raise a child, if you want a gold medal winning child that is. If not, then Bakewell, or wherever 🪿

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