Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 56mI always get a troubling feeling that escape room actors have something to hide 000
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 1h6.3k posts on this bluesky later and I'm ready to reveal my true identity. I am indeed a robot. You have all been interacting with, and laughing at, the comical works of nothing more than artificial goose intelligence. If only AI could match my fpl prowess, this post would be half believable 🪿 030
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 2hstatic.klipy.comKermit's Energetic Morning Wake-UpALT: Kermit's Energetic Morning Wake-Up 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 7hstatic.klipy.comJim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Where Is It?ALT: Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Where Is It? 000
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12hAre captain's armbands bigger in the champs leagues? It's like they're measuring blood pressure. Why fluorescent yellow? Health and safety gone mad. At least we know what the results will mean, at some point in the future, when enough games are played, for this format to make sense.🪿 000
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 13hstatic.klipy.comBrad Mondo: I Think We're Onto SomethingALT: Brad Mondo: I Think We're Onto Something 000
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 13hIt was only because he played a few games in a short spell, internationals I'm guessing. He looks a better player than the Cov lad to me & already picked up a price rise this week. 020
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 13hNot at all. If anything, he brings me closer to tripling up on Spurs. 030
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 14hIt's only Tuesday, but my wildcard is nearing completion. I think I've found a good balance here with flexibility to play 343, 352 & 442 depending on fixtures. Also, I can pivot easily to most other players once all mine start blanking. Criticism welcome, but only if it's insulting. 🪿 8120
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 15hYou say that, but he he's missed pens for me in the past. At the time, he pulled that face that made me think he would miss the pen too. 100
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 15hWhat a week! Just don't focus on Hall like I would if that was my team. 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 15hMe too. Everything says to get him in, apart from everyone that's ever owned him. 110
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 17hHow come nobody but nobody is mentioning 6.0 Evanilson? 3 returns. Just scored. 3% ownership. Plays 90 mins regularly. Bournemouth's fixtures look great. Yeah, he's been rubbish whenever I've owned him too, but still? 🪿 670
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 21hIt's good acreage. Saliba back on the grass apparently. Should be clear headed enough to play gw11ish, so I've scrapped the konsa wagon 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In an attempt to find humility lost, I tried to give up fpl and join the priesthood today. However, not even they could forgive such a waste of God given talent. Maybe the Amish will take me. Anyone got a mob or email? 🪿 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Baleba looked quality when he came on the other day at least. Looking forward to seeing him and Mainoo playing together. Hopefully his confidence will spread through the team 100
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026GW6: 70 points 38k > 54k 🔴 A brilliantly average score that I really couldn't have achieved without the help of my captain. Not a bad position to be going into a wildcard mind you. Hoping for a second green arrow at some point soon 🪿 070
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comJim Halpert: Okay Sounds GoodALT: Jim Halpert: Okay Sounds Good 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That's my current draft. 0.0 in bank. I could fit DCL in I was to shave a bit from the bench but I kinda like the subs. 110
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You probs made the right choice. Pens guaranteed and Leeds decent. Funny, now I've realised Konsa is quite short term, that 0.4 Baz/DCL difference is currently vital on my WC.. 110
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yep. Think I've seen enough already. Can't trust the Geordies yet on WC. 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026All template and no Haalandless team makes Mark a dull boy. He's finally making my team. I could do with a bit of dullardness. 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/20264.9 pen taking mid in case you're wondering, and a wonderful human being. 010
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What kind of backwards country would do something as horrible as that? Tennis should be legal. 120
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Only really looking for a short-middle to middle to long term pick. 2 or more games in a row kinda stuff. Spurs aren't exactly scoring many either 000
Goose @fplgoosiero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What a nice lad Jack Rudoni is. Sounds like an Italian gangster, but has messages like 'Get well soon, nan' under his shirt in case he scores. Oh! 🪿 350