foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 13hall the people at this coffee shop are hanging around after getting their orders, taking all the seats and preventing me from claiming a table where I can hang around after getting my order 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 11/10/2026when ahti isn't on screen, all the others characters should be asking "where's ahti?" 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 10/10/2026doing an inverse lynchian read of PRIMETIME. the root of suburban evil is a freaky little guy from india who’s just visiting 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 07/10/2026when macklemore said “got my city behind me, if I fall they got me” was he talking about seattle, washington? 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/10/2026you cook with shallots long enough and your eyes forget how a real onion burns 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/10/2026diabetes senses triggering when the seltzer tastes a little too good 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/09/2026yeah honey I gave the new facebook ai thing my credit card and it must have bought this case of landmass heavy glow without asking. these hallucinations are crazy. anyways I agree it would be a shame to let it go to waste 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 25/09/2026enders game but it’s big walk: ender, those were real bugger tiles that you were rearranging 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 20/09/2026looked at the control resonant steam page and temporarily blacked out and saw a giant pyramid telling me to buy a new graphics card 041
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 01/09/2026zillenial don quixote: there’s something weird about these windmill scene bands 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 30/08/2026I did learn that if your BIOS is five years out of date it may include chipset configuration options that straight up do not work 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 30/08/2026theory: enabling resizeable BAR and above 4gb encoding bricked my gpu reality: my HDMI riser cable does not work, possibly has never worked 130
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/08/2026another day working at winco. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the bulk nerds gummy cluster bin. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/08/2026not now kitten . . . daddy trusted the google AI's BIOS settings advice and his computer isn't booting 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 26/08/2026dolly parton is in a better place now. her consciousness is being installed into an evangelion unit that will be piloted by chappell roan 030
Reposted by foxtrot.ingSamwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Happy birthday to the motherfuckin' king 041
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 08/08/2026people keep asking me “is it okay to deploy right now”. I don’t know man. let’s try it and find out 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/08/2026I’m the guy who lives on the big walk island and tries to eat the weird low poly bird creates when they finish enough puzzles. ecologists say I play an important role by providing the survival horror element that some players think the game is missing 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/08/2026booting up the gaming PC. it's probably fine that I have three notifications about firefox getting killed because it was using too much memory. that's not a sign of anything bad that might happen 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 31/07/2026correct decision for the CE remake to get rid of the dumbest 00s game trope in the original (flashlights that can only be used for like 15 seconds at a time) 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 31/07/2026switched back to normal difficulty after getting destroyed on legendary 130
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 30/07/2026just saw hal trying to eat a sticker with a churu logo on it 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 26/07/2026nirvanna the band the show the movie the sequel is going to be insane 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 25/07/2026silence, woman who bakes every day. a man who’s read flour water salt yeast is speaking 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/07/2026getting fired by an AI HR agent for asking my ZoomMate to PostHog 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/07/2026you’re in her DMs. I’m in her bed. we’re doing yogurt male affirmations 011
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 01/07/2026got a cut on my index finger today and innovated an extraordinarily fucked up new mouse grip at work to compensate 120
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 01/07/2026100 gecs could write maxwell’s silver hammer but the beatles would never add a star wars sample to a song 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 27/06/2026figma free trial is finally running out, after like ten years. I'm going to have to switch to ligma 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 24/06/2026a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged. a socialist is a liberal who’s been laid off. an anarchist is a liberal who works at a nonprofit 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 23/06/2026resume line: reduced grind size at the office coffee grinder by up to 80%, resulting in increased extraction and flavor in coffee machine brews 010
