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@foxtrot.ing
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/10/2026
diabetes senses triggering when the seltzer tastes a little too good
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 28/08/2026
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 21/08/2026
this is also a great fit if we’re being honest
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 31/07/2026
switched back to normal difficulty after getting destroyed on legendary
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 30/07/2026
just saw hal trying to eat a sticker with a churu logo on it
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 26/07/2026
spent 20 minutes slicing garlic and now my wrist hurts
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 20/07/2026
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 01/07/2026
my hand is still sore
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 27/06/2026
figma free trial is finally running out, after like ten years. I'm going to have to switch to ligma
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 23/06/2026
how it feels to send an email in a thread where you’re the only one who doesn’t have an email signature
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 17/06/2026
yeah this is going to get people hurt
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/06/2026
sick day #2
comic panel of thorn from bone holding a sword saying "enough tea"
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 02/06/2026
dan stevens plays the recorder
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 28/05/2026
when the dj started playing firework by katy perry at the end of the fire game
joaquin phoenix in eddington
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 15/05/2026
the 401k administrator at my last job got acquired by another company that then got acquired by another company that then got acquired by another company that just got acquired by fidelity, the administrator of my other two 401k accounts
If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by."
Sun Tzu
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 27/04/2026
drinking liquid death vs drinking saratoga
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 24/04/2026
fantastic negrito was great tonight. however,
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 23/04/2026
meanwhile, the average dude at a blues concert:
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 18/04/2026
can’t make it this weekend I’m getting rolfed
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 14/04/2026
stock is up 30% at my old job
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 13/04/2026
like to give him churu, RT to make him take his asthma medication
black cat head poking out from under a couch to eat a churu
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/04/2026
saw both of the neighbor’s cats outside her house when I was walking home
wint @dril
(me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 02/04/2026
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 31/03/2026
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/03/2026
pictured: the airbnb survival kit
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 26/03/2026
I actually already started here
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 25/03/2026
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 23/03/2026
when the singer has a really deep speaking voice but sings in a falsetto
“the dichotomy is crazy” dude
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 18/03/2026
walking into push x pull and seeing there’s no line and the barista isn’t busy
emoji guy deviously rubbing his hands together
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 18/03/2026
going through the bluesky drafts and I’m not sure where I was going with this one
wdym frazier was set in seattle in the 90s? was he recording that podcast out of an empty warehouse or something?
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