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you did what to their splines?? he/him

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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 19h
This ad ran in EGM in 1998, kid me desperately wanted harvest moon based on description alone
1998 natsume ad for Legend of the River King and Harvest Moon on game boy
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Poster for Satoshi Kon's "Tokyo Godfathers"
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kevin McDonald's "WHO KNOWS" here is so good
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Kids In The Hall: Buddy Holly
YouTube video by Johnny Ostentatious
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UFO 50 is 30% off on Steam for Autumn Sale! 🍒: store.steampowered.com/app/1147860/...
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It looks nice, I think you should give it your credit card number
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Least annoying Primus song
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did not "sic" my noble einherjar on you, I apologize if I mentioned a giant spider was attacking me and some of my followers got a little overzealous
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
L + ratio + don’t care + didn’t ask + it shall be engraved upon your soul + divine assault + nibelung valesti
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DBZ is here not because it's super important to me, it could have been Transformers or Robotech had I seen those as a kid
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorted mostly by when I saw them in my life. Honorable mentions: Mind Game (2004), Eizouken (2020), Dandadan (2024)
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*45 minutes into millennial Forrest Gump* Mama always knew what to do. But for some reason on that Tuesday mornin, mama didn't know what to do
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an affliction easily remedied if people would only watch Coyote vs Acme....
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Help my dog is getting really into tracker music and speedrunning Demons Crest for the SNES
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morkitten @morkitten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when a GBA game looks great it's like an alternate timeline where the SEGA Saturn kept going for 5 more years but everyone decided to outdo each other's pixel-art and when a GBA game looks bad it's like you're looking at an edutainment java game for cellphones
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nothin personal, kid
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shiren 🤝 Slay the Spire 2 make 1 careless move and realize I have sealed my own fate
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that and the stupid kinda "whisker" text flourish that it couldn't even get symmetrical here
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
a billboard in the sky. The top of the billboard has Randy Pitchford talking about his gross underage porn USB flash drive and underneath it it says "Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament"
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
real "the food is terrible and such small portions" going on
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[nervously glancing at my drying bucket of mortar] uhh I meant there's an N64 down there with Mario Kart
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely. The major RPG franchises at the time (Dragon Quest, Ultima, Final Fantasy) had no Black major characters, much less party members.
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I was in jail, none of the Monopoly sets had dog pieces. Over a decade later, I decided to figure out why: boundlessplay.substack.com/p/play-behin...
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Play behind bars
Crosswords – by Keri Blakinger
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I've only played vault breaker a few times but found it a little boring - probably would have more fun pushing for a compiler clear each time.
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The switches are cherry mx browns
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the demo was very charming. You're ushered into the narrative by the game showing a battered 1980s style CYOA book flipping to the first page.
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don't really spend much of my time fancasting Bible movies, sorry
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Mikey Heller @yoyorobot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hey what's up, here's the first episode of my adult swim smalls series SOUP FROGS!
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Soup Frogs: Clem’s Nondescript Crush | adult swim smalls
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
yeah John Carpenter is tired of getting questions about it
Jed the wolfdog in The Thing but he has very cunty eyelashes/eyebrow and some blush
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The kind you'd find in a second-fridge drawer
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 19/06/2026
Here it is, the final episode. And with that, every NES game released in North America has been ranked! See you next Friday for a new console, let's do it again! youtu.be/B-BrCnfHCgI
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The Grand Finale: Super Mario Bros. 3 (Episode 146)
It's time to rank the final NES game: Super Mario Bros. 3. SIGN UP FOR FREE ON PATREON: https://patreon.com/jeffgerstmann HOT LINKS: BlueSky! https://bsky.app/profile/jeffgerstmann.com Instagram!…
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 12/06/2026
Crazy to think that this project has taken nearly three entire years to complete. Here's me trying to use an NES to learn how to play piano, among other things! youtu.be/17hMGOVHPyM
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750 Games Ranked! It's a Miracle! (Episode 145)
The end is in sight! Let's learn how to play the piano using nothing but our NES and a very expensive "controller!" Also: The Kitchens come and get us one last time and, hey, chess! SIGN UP FOR FREE…
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Penguin Colony demo available on Steam (from Umurangi Generation devs ORIGAME DIGITAL) store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/...
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
GAMEST 1993年1月号 (via IA, scanned by "JapaneseMagazinesScans")
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
now that's some jizz I can get behind
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
An RPG continue screen with yes and no
It's a puppy laying in a window sun square
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I do indeed have this shirt 😌
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
While Warion64 is suspended I’ll cover. Stranger of Paradise is $12.99 on Woot or something.
Jack doing the fist bump screenshot that I’ve seen wario use
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I killed a compiler through random fill and got archivist. I learned cryo enough that I was able to lead my fill teams to exfil, and thanked me for the run. I got weirdly emotional thinking of what a great ride it's been. Now I'm gonna log on for S2
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A comic about 😺
A two panel comic. The first panel has two guys at a party one of them is holding a phone and is saying "who is girlfield? Did Brenda mean her girlfriend?" You can see an inset of his phone text message where Brenda has texted "I hope you get to meet girlfield" and he has responded with "what?". The other guy says "uh, no dude..."

The second panel shows two new characters in the foreground with the other two in the background. The other guy finishes his thought saying "that's her". In the foreground there is a woman and what looks like a girl version of garfield the cat.In the first panel Girlfield says "yeah, I'm not even related to him" and the guy responds "oh wow". They are smoking cigarettes and on a couch.

The second panel shows girlfield saying "it's just kind of annoying, I just want to be me" and the guy responds off panel "oh sure"

The last panel has a new guy in the foreground saying "holy shit! Garfield! I love your work!" Girlfield looks sad and the guy says "dude. Stop "The first panel has the guy ask girlfield "you wanna grab some food?"and girlfield responds "oh hell yeah what's good here?"

The second panel the guy says "oh! We gotta go to Ginos! They have the best lasagna"

The third panel has girlfield looking stunned with the words "lasagna" behind her

The fourth panel has girlfield running away crying.  The guy says "no! Wait! That was an accident!" And girlfield says "why do I even bother?!"The first panel has the guy looking sad at a restaurant eating a lasagna 

The second panel has him looking up and an arm with a finger pointing to his table. The person who's arm is in panel says "fuck that looks good" and the guy responds "oh. My. God."

The third panel reveals the person as Garfield. He's in a suit. He says "and that lasagna looks good too lol. Mind if I join?" He is gesturing to a chair that is being scooted out by Gino. Garfield says "Gino get us a bottle of wine" Gino responds " yes mr.garfield" the other guy is lovedtruck
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When I'm texting my boss to call in to work and just give up on an excuse
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
DJ, I'd like to request a song
Harry Chapin's cat's in the cradle
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
may I add "youth girls soccer coach bringing the team"
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I personally put the ending at about 37% bullshit but I really loved the characters so I didn't mind it so much. It's gotta be my 2nd favorite Vanillaware game, Muramasa is my favorite.
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
your most Gary Larson coded work (complimentary)
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's really funny/sad that "I'm Doing My Regular-Ass Job, Except Everyone Loves and Appreciates Me in This World" was the dominant wish fulfillment story for so long
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tyler nolpium @foxreels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I think you have Beaten marathon season 1 and can retire now
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