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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse)

@fossilizednerd.bsky.social
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Fangame Dev, RPG player, professional document manager, organizer. History grad. (Currently WIP on a game w/ @feebelle!) Formerly @JBro63pt9

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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don't get more Pokémon Emerald than this lmao
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having made it up to beating Wattson with a Ditto and a Tentacool I found by accidentally walking through the boundaries of cycling road, I can confirm this hack may be the most Emerald hack of all time
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
considering it's Prince, I can't imagine it's a malicious one to begin with lol
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm still figuring that out but the birth certificate does indicate I was born in the 1990s...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes, is this a haunting or no
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't get me wrong, I like the color, but why lol
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My firefox just rebooted itself out of nowhere and now it's ourple why is it ourple
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
smart idea, good way of shaving it down to only a few hours... if it was all at once I feel like it'd take days or cause your computer to explode lol
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glad you pointed out Remixes 18 and 19 were way better than 20 in Groove, finally someone says it
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... And I've given it a full review! Brothership was a wonderful time. Excited to see where Acquire goes next with this side series, hopefully by 2028 or '29. Let's have the next one cook to perfection.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Mario & Luigi: Brothership | Backloggd
I've been playing this series since its inception, and nearly entirely by accident. I ended up trading away a copy of Pokémon Diamond to a friend in exchange for Crystal and M&L: Superstar Saga, a...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway I'll chunk out some kind of review soon, it's still worthwhile. It's consistent, unlike Dream Team, and it's not gameplay-tedious in combat, unlike P.I.T. so I'd probably rank it square in the middle of the series, which is good!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
overdo* There are some games where backtracking is not only good but ideal, this one DOES do it well but that starts to waver once the fourth major area shaves off 2 islands for no reason. The last major backtracking isn't super well handled either but it fits the theme so it's not too bad
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At last, I'm done Brothership. This game got shockingly hard compared to the rest of the series in its mandatory sections, usually they reserve the hard content for optional side modes with hefty rewards attached... but either way, a quite good game. It does overdue backtracking though lol
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gotta ask... any memory of how long it took to render the final product
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh shoot no I was thinking of the 87 poll, oops
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Calling it now, Zelda 2 and Mario 2 are fighting for the top spot here (I sure know I voted for both!)
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OOOOOKAY I was very wrong lmao I forgot the classic "collect x maguffins" quest these games always have... but my goodness what a shift
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm definitely feeling the end is upon me now that I've defeated / solved what appears to be every single sidequest and optional boss before entering the last dungeon in the middle of the map... I do recall seeing a lot of complaints the game was too long, I can see it but don't agree honestly
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Prince Peasley my GOAT
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YESSSSSS
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
128 in-game days. I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet. This is a very, very special game. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Blue Prince | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Horrifying notification to receive
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'll need to do some more postgame but... this is going to be a fascinating review to write up, that's for sure
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the most bizarre thing Pokémon has in its series. It's not BAD, its actually quite good, but there's more twists and turns in that narrative than a plate of knotted spaghetti... I'm kinda floored that this was a Pokémon game lmao
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having finally played my copy of Super Mystery Dungeon on 3DS to completion, I can now finally say WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did I ever willingly want a document summarized? No. Did I ever require a tool to help me strategize or write out my next sentence? Nope. Did I ask to be foisted a visual aid of a tool I'm not actively using? Nada. Do I want to gain a deeper understanding of a program I already know in & out HELL NO
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whoever it was at Adobe, Google, and every other company foisting AI on the common users through IN-APPLICATION ADVERTISEMENTS WHEN WE ALREADY PAY FOR THE SERVICE, I wish you a very Termination of Employment
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Deku Babas (and all enemies they showed) looked phenomenal, though, and my goodness the inside of the Deku Tree was so cool-looking... I have high hopes for the visuals in these dungeons. Inside Jabu is going to be f o u l
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think my biggest ick here is child Link's face, or more specifically, how little we see it emote and his freakishly detailed and large eyebrows. I totally get that for when he's, you know, an ADULT. But as a kid...? Child Zelda ain't doing it for me, either... they nailed Darunia though
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On one hand this is absolutely a Nintendo thing to do, they've done it many times before, completely bewildering an anticipatory crowd with an art style so polarizing it might turn people away. But on the other... it has strange inconsistencies that may or may not have any bearing on the game
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've seen an enormous amount of takes on the OOT style and as a whole I don't really know if I dislike it or like it, but I'll definitely give the team that it is DISTINCT and hyper-detailed. I firmly agree with the person I reposted earlier that they're aiming for Rococo... for better AND worse lol
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since we know for a fact those 3 are on the table, one is in development, and now Onimusha is back, I would not be surprised at all if Okami 2 (which we know to be real) and other dormant IP are also on the shortlist like Darkstalkers, Final Fight, Viewtiful Joe... lot to pull from here
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weird way to headline their main intent being Onimusha sold 1mil in a single week which is a TREMENDOUS accomplishment for a dormant IP Capcom has said this before, very recently, and they emphasized Mega Man, Ace Attorney, and Devil May Cry. This was before they announced Dual Override, too...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I laughed at this for a good 20 seconds I'm ngl
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So I'm playing a Mario game and I just delivered a package to a fellow working in an office under suspicious circumstances... ...you mean to tell me I delivered a shoddy stone carving of a woman with exaggerated bazongas in a Mario game??
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I feel bad for the developers who were likely told by suits "use it or else" but now we're at a point where they've BEEN paid. So if you want to boycott this game, you totally can. And Japan has laws preventing Sega from letting these people go, so even better to "revolt" than any western studio
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This isn't a controversy, it's a moral barrier to entry. Either you tell Sega it's ok to use GenAI by purchasing this even if they removed it following backlash, or you don't buy the game and Sega's shareholders somehow conclude CT is not a popular series anymore if they're able to ignore the outcry
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DOUBLE DASH LAN CONNECTION HAS SOME COMPETITION??
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PC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 01/09/2026
"I mean, everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis, right? They're just like, 'Yeah, but did you use AI on your commits?'"
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Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'
"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game."
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Only very specific enemies are "too hard" and it all comes down to how you approach the game. If you're open to abandoning an objective temporarily to run around to someplace you haven't checked yet and level up / get better gear in the process, then come back to that obj., you'll be just fine imo
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok THREE I guess, can we actually get the right one next time or what
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
128 in-game days. I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet. This is a very, very special game. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Blue Prince | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is a HORRIBLE week to be 80 years old, oh my goodness. We really lost Dolly and Tim Curry on the same day of the year, one in the morning and one very late at night. RIP to two incredible legends
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... My review of PLvsAA is up! A fun experience I absolutely do not regret hesitating-upon, as it's served as a fun springboard into another franchise I am now confident I will come to enjoy.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
now I'm REALLY done with RH Groove lmao
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck me that was grueling
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... My review of PLvsAA is up! A fun experience I absolutely do not regret hesitating-upon, as it's served as a fun springboard into another franchise I am now confident I will come to enjoy.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I will also play as many Layton games as I can here onward, I've been thoroughly sold on the series thanks to this adventure. I might not do their *new* one because Level5 is washed GenAI slop now, but I'll definitely look at all of the DS and 3DS titles
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