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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse)

@fossilizednerd.bsky.social
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Fangame Dev, RPG player, professional document manager, organizer. History grad. (Currently WIP on a game w/ @feebelle!) Formerly @JBro63pt9

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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having made it up to beating Wattson with a Ditto and a Tentacool I found by accidentally walking through the boundaries of cycling road, I can confirm this hack may be the most Emerald hack of all time
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My firefox just rebooted itself out of nowhere and now it's ourple why is it ourple
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... And I've given it a full review! Brothership was a wonderful time. Excited to see where Acquire goes next with this side series, hopefully by 2028 or '29. Let's have the next one cook to perfection.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Mario & Luigi: Brothership | Backloggd
I've been playing this series since its inception, and nearly entirely by accident. I ended up trading away a copy of Pokémon Diamond to a friend in exchange for Crystal and M&L: Superstar Saga, a...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At last, I'm done Brothership. This game got shockingly hard compared to the rest of the series in its mandatory sections, usually they reserve the hard content for optional side modes with hefty rewards attached... but either way, a quite good game. It does overdue backtracking though lol
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OOOOOKAY I was very wrong lmao I forgot the classic "collect x maguffins" quest these games always have... but my goodness what a shift
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YESSSSSS
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
128 in-game days. I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet. This is a very, very special game. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Blue Prince | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Horrifying notification to receive
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having finally played my copy of Super Mystery Dungeon on 3DS to completion, I can now finally say WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT
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What The Doorman Bought @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whoever it was at Adobe, Google, and every other company foisting AI on the common users through IN-APPLICATION ADVERTISEMENTS WHEN WE ALREADY PAY FOR THE SERVICE, I wish you a very Termination of Employment
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've seen an enormous amount of takes on the OOT style and as a whole I don't really know if I dislike it or like it, but I'll definitely give the team that it is DISTINCT and hyper-detailed. I firmly agree with the person I reposted earlier that they're aiming for Rococo... for better AND worse lol
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weird way to headline their main intent being Onimusha sold 1mil in a single week which is a TREMENDOUS accomplishment for a dormant IP Capcom has said this before, very recently, and they emphasized Mega Man, Ace Attorney, and Devil May Cry. This was before they announced Dual Override, too...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So I'm playing a Mario game and I just delivered a package to a fellow working in an office under suspicious circumstances... ...you mean to tell me I delivered a shoddy stone carving of a woman with exaggerated bazongas in a Mario game??
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This isn't a controversy, it's a moral barrier to entry. Either you tell Sega it's ok to use GenAI by purchasing this even if they removed it following backlash, or you don't buy the game and Sega's shareholders somehow conclude CT is not a popular series anymore if they're able to ignore the outcry
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DOUBLE DASH LAN CONNECTION HAS SOME COMPETITION??
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PC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 01/09/2026
"I mean, everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis, right? They're just like, 'Yeah, but did you use AI on your commits?'"
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Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'
"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game."
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok THREE I guess, can we actually get the right one next time or what
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
128 in-game days. I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet. This is a very, very special game. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Blue Prince | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is a HORRIBLE week to be 80 years old, oh my goodness. We really lost Dolly and Tim Curry on the same day of the year, one in the morning and one very late at night. RIP to two incredible legends
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... My review of PLvsAA is up! A fun experience I absolutely do not regret hesitating-upon, as it's served as a fun springboard into another franchise I am now confident I will come to enjoy.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney | Backloggd
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck me that was grueling
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... My review of PLvsAA is up! A fun experience I absolutely do not regret hesitating-upon, as it's served as a fun springboard into another franchise I am now confident I will come to enjoy.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At long, long last- I have played and completed every single Ace Attorney game. My last title was the Layton crossover, and I wrapped the final case tonight. Boy do I love this goofy ass series
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 20/08/2026
1000xRESIST is OUT NOW on Nintendo Switch 2. After all the compromises made on Switch 1, this feels like a full circle moment. PC quality, high resolutions, and haptics have come to the portable experience.
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
On one hand, Professor Layton x Ace Attorney has been a shockingly enjoyable game for how much flack I see it get from the fans of both, and I've had a wonderful time engrossed in both series' elements. On the other, I just met 2 witnesses who simp over a third and enjoy her stepping on them...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Having slaved over one specific area's tileset for this long is a very interesting experience in the gamedev pipeline because I never truly know if I've like actually accomplished this looking like it fits in the style and I have what I need to portray what's in my head
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You ever mute like 20 phrases, acronyms, and words to try and avoid spoilers only to have something spoiled by somebody NOT USING ANY OF IT IN THEIR POST GRAHHHHH
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well, I'm glad I was told the FE direct has giant spoilers in it so I can dodge it this time. I'd love to watch, but seeing the timeskip in 3H get spoiled shortly before release was really deflating
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
1000xResist is a game unlike any other I've experienced. And you definitely need to play it. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of 1000xResist | Backloggd
1000xResist is a fascinating, multi-layered visual novel of... sorts... that tells an incredible story that needs to be seen to be believed, not through the eyes of anyone else, but by you. I will TRY...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
1000xResist is a game unlike any other I've experienced. And you definitely need to play it. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of 1000xResist | Backloggd
1000xResist is a fascinating, multi-layered visual novel of... sorts... that tells an incredible story that needs to be seen to be believed, not through the eyes of anyone else, but by you. I will TRY...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
1000x Resist done! This is going to be a really damn hard one to Backloggd review... so different from basically any other thing I've experienced (entirely to its benefit, mind)
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mario Sunshine my beloved Is it jank, yes, but boy is it fun to get mad at
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 28/07/2026
A week? I don't know what kind of message that sends if everything's back to normal 7 days later If you actually want to protest Sony then play on other platforms
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In my longest review yet, I've done the writeup I wanted to make for over a week on Rhythm Heaven Groove. This game is a ludicrous triumph. I am so, so happy it's a thing. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Rhythm Heaven Groove | Backloggd
(For the purposes of this review, the console was technically the Switch 2 - I don't know how performance was impacted by this compared to the original) I am a seasoned RH veteran, having started with...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Didn't get the chance to mention it on the exact day I was there, but I finally got the chance to meet my son whilst attending the official Pokémon exhibit being hosted in Chicago right now. The exhibition is pretty short, but it's very lovingly put together and great for information
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In my longest review yet, I've done the writeup I wanted to make for over a week on Rhythm Heaven Groove. This game is a ludicrous triumph. I am so, so happy it's a thing. backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Rhythm Heaven Groove | Backloggd
(For the purposes of this review, the console was technically the Switch 2 - I don't know how performance was impacted by this compared to the original) I am a seasoned RH veteran, having started with...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Since I'm still on vacation for a few I had the time to start Mario and Luigi Brothership after it sat in my library for a while there... It's good so far! It feels, uh, floppy? at times. The load time and frame issues are noticeable which is sad but the charm is certainly here still
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ouch this mode hurts without the visual aid
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Holy cow Beatspell is the wave lmao I did not expect to enjoy this so much I hate to say I agree with the people thinking Yu might be a smash character rep for the series one day because I was the Karate Joe advocate... maybe put them as a tag team
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Kate / Katelyn Forrest @kateforrest.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Taco Bell found out it's suppliers sold them tainted food because the government cut back on food safety checks" Fixed it for you.
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm not DONE done yet, but I managed to finish the Solo campaign(ish) of Rhythm Heaven Groove. A very good entry that has its faults and ends up feeling like just another RH title as a result, but... I'm not really mad about that lol. Doesn't make it any less quality
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why did Remix 9 just jumpscare me FIVE TIMES with games I've never even seen before??
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Over 300k physical sales in JP for Rhythm Heaven Groove LFG!!!
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A for Effort might be the single strangest thing I've experienced from a Nintendo title and that's saying a lot
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 06/07/2026
microsoft's plan, Lay Off Everybody Who Makes Games & Then Find 1 Billion People Per Day To Play The Games They Aren't Making... it's bold. i will give them that
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I get the feeling Rhythm Heaven Groove is best played handheld-only because even as a seasoned veteran these games are kicking my ass when I feel like my timing is good...
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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse) @fossilizednerd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
backloggd.com/u/Fossilized... I did another one - cleaning up my dip into the early part of this year. I owed it to this game, after all.
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Fossilized_Nerd's review of Lies of P | Backloggd
Lies of P is a phenomenal game that took every element of polish it could from its demo period to heart and ran with it - and I am very fortunate I chose to pursue it following a rough time with the d...
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