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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast

@formercymencry.bsky.social
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*Spooky-Ookyness intensifies*

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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 9h
People with the sunset possum pfp are human muppets
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 9h
Ugh I know right, critiquing power is so unamerican and antidemocratic. No one should be allowed to do it.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 9h
You don't think the "No Kings" protests made everyone look incredibly stupid?
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 20h
You can tell mass shooters are all at at least somewhat racially motivated because no one has ever shot up a cracker barrel.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was raised to believe that the value of human life isn't equivalent to your local population. But that's cuz I'm not a huge loser like you
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I went to find that post Cloaca made where they said "I don't hate rap I just hate whatever the hell that was" and anyway I think our Marxist owl friend died
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly we had it coming. Let Japan take the reigns for a while
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey yo that's not Kiefer that's his dad Donald.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fact that you won't say what race it's being racist against says a lot lmao
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're a weird angry person and your weird anger is directed at the wrong people my dude. I don't see how it's racist to do a silly voice that doesn't sound like any race in particular. I think you just wanna be angry.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably true. Vertical fed media is cancer anyway. But I had to send that to my wife because her boss uses ChatGPT for ✨Everything✨ and I had to send it to her while she's at work haha
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just commenting on your posts gets me added to lists nowadays. Skip is verified ☢️ RADIOACTIVE ☢️ much like those Kamala Harris farts. Peeeeeyeeeew
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Racist to people with autism?
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was the video that made me reactivate my tiktok
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is why "stop yelling at the Dems until after midterms" was a psyop doomed to fail. Turns out, they don't like being yelled at, and it makes them stop doing the thing you're yelling at them for. And honestly that's the closest thing to democracy we have anymore.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah that's what I mean by roll with the punches! Several things always go wrong whenever I plan a big meal so I always have a backup meal tucked away too. That's a little harder on a trip I understand, but you're a capable guy I know you got this.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, If you weren't so incontrovertibly gorgeous this post would be kinda rude and not hilarious. But don't let it go to your head ya big nerd.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember when he said this. It was at his "I wanna be president more than I want you to live" rally.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah man I can't wait to see how it goes. Just remember to roll with the punches and make sure you ask about dietary restrictions up front, the dudes that have any will really appreciate the detail and consideration!
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guys I'm not doing too great I gotta be honest, I took my dog into the vet because she was acting weird and had a lump and now she's gone. She was just such a good dog, she didn't deserve to go out like this.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Suffice to say you should have no trouble building a customer base
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would hire you if you were any close to Colorado Springs. I'd pay good money for one of those Scooby Doo ass Sandwiches
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wow even his tattoos are better.
Danny Elfman shirtless with a skeleton.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like someone made a Danny Elfman ventriloquist dummy and it asked to be a real boy.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey I don't even live in Maine and I know that's not at all her reputation. Who are you trying to fool here?
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg trying to sell his comedy album by sneaking into the record store and placing CDs all over. "Sir you forgot this" "No I did not, that is for sale"
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Prove it bitch
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When October ends and Audge emerges:
Heimlich showing off his beautiful butterfly wings
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're really weird and I don't think anyone finds it endearing.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You want me to what, send you a picture of my turntable and my box of records and how many times each one was played? Not everyone consumes their music through an app with metrics and algorithms and "proof of listening", some of us actually enjoy listening to music for the sound.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stuff by guys who travel state to state in several old beat up vans, who have never even seen a private jet on the runway and have more talent in their calloused right hands than the Klan's prom queen has in her whole discography.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep that's the classic example of a stack underflow. I've played a few beta versions of some games that had stack overflow bugs too. But they're never helpful and always game breaking.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All of these episodes were great!
Community Season 4 Episode 2Community Season 1 Episode 7Community Season 2 Episode 6
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This actually happened to a buddy of mine in a game called Life is Feudal. He killed so many people his karma went negative and came back around to 2.4 billion. He had such a high level of Karma he instantly became the server's Pope. The reign of The Red Pope lasted far longer than anyone wanted.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His horseshoe is a circle and I think that's beautiful for him.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glad to see the guys that made Powerthirst are alive and well.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's because you're the Captain Picard of Beatles' Bassists.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better yet, let's keep those cities and they can nuke all of Florida.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
static.klipy.com
Emmet Lego Movie
Alt: Emmet going back through the tunnel into the Lego world except now he's a badass Master Builder.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this shit when I was like 5. My grandpa gave it to me and I listened to it so much my mom threw it away.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that you think this is a brag says more about you than anything.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tapping the sign once more
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If one person completely misunderstands your joke and yells at you big deal, they probably came from threads. But if everyone misunderstands your joke and yells at you then you're just not good at making jokes and you should stop that.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched it a few years ago with my kids. Still holds up
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really good movie though, doesn't get talked about enough
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mom got so mad she had to buy this one because I opened it from the mail.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sending some bad things for Sam Altman to accept.
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What does a bulldog know about local zoning laws?
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's why we're making Woke 2 with even less forgiveness!
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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think it was a joke that flew spectacularly over your head
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