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TheOatmealPancakes

@forgottenman.bsky.social
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Avid hunter of meaningless trinkets.

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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 16h
It’s important to have your priorities in order.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 21h
I should save some money so I can buy a data center in foreclosure. Finally, a machine powerful enough that I could run Doom on it.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This sounds like bologna. I feel like I understand just enough of the follow up tweets to realize he’s trying to avoid the actual “Star trek replicator” part and focus on the ai coming up with an infinite amount of blueprints for a hypothetical machine. The final tweet seems like a non sequiter.
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M3m3shadow💿 @m3m3shadow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, in my personal Smashverse, there's been sightings of new forms of Pokemon due to exposure to other universes and such!! These are three examples that are present in my Smashverse: Flabébé-Darkwood (CotLverse, the Lamb is a Smasher), Applin-Banora (FF7verse), and Shiinotic-1 UP (Marioverse)
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
F is my favorite number. Hexadecimal supremacy.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Too worried for my Brewers to celebrate rn.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idaho is my favorite funny outcome generator.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s also how know it’s fake, too internally consistent.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Current polls seem to indicate a larger democratic margin of victory in Kansas than in Michigan. Absolutely crazy.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ll support you if I get to be one of the bad boyars. It pays way better than being a good boyar.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In America, even if such a thing were legal, would likely boost popularity of candidates who associate with the banned party. Wonder if it would be as counterproductive in Europe as it would be here
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the advice of @proptermalone.bsky.social I have allocated 5 weeks of my lottery ticket budget ($20) to Todd Achilles. Unfortunately this means I’m not allowed to spend my $2 milk bottle deposit and will have to bring it to the bank. The sacrifices we must make for funny political outcomes.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buying a house in 2023 turns out to be the wisest financial decision of my life.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My ELO right now is completely messed up since I won that boxing match against a grizzly bear in an upset, now they keep trying to match me with angry hippos.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Error on the Wisconsin Governor’s race, it’s an open race to replace Tony Evers.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d really like kids someday. I really wish that the “pro-natalists” would stop giving procreation such a slimy reputation.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While you were arguing over politics, *I* was spending 16 hours virtually biking for a new pair of shiny boo boo keys.
Shiny Klefki status screen from Pokémon Y.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are they negging you to go to their event?
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone’s not hung out on the discord call long enough.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna put a marker on John C. Calhoun, Richard M. Nixon, and Spiro Agnew as the contenders for that title. But he’s definitely got “slimy” down pat.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this better or worse than “I arrested my patient for $3,000 of unpaid medical expenses, not $50.”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm begging for socialists to add an ounce of electoralism to their politics.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m curious why liberals would despise Tish James, because the only thing I can think of is her not prosecuting Trump hard enough. A problem that I don’t think would be solved by electing a Republican.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately all I have going for me is my ability to produce gametes of a particular variety. I traded everything else interesting about me to the unseelie court for $30.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are, but the Astros are currently winning 8-0, which if it holds would make them 81-81.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*have yet Apple starting to change words while typing the next sentence is beyond infuriating.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe they’ll be at .500, sadly. So we have let to have a losing team in the postseason.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m willing to put money on 80%+ of voters wanting Good to Happen. I think anything more specific is dangerous guesswork.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll take a brimming glass of spiders if you’re getting up.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He has a really good speaking voice. Which I suppose is par for the course in his line of work.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ew, you got Spec Ops: The Line in my wholesome zombie survival game.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Troy Jackson is the establishment, he was president of the state senate for 6 years. Collins just happens to somehow be the second strongest political candidate of all time behind Joe Manchin.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was beating Roy Moore the final victory of decency over partisanship? I doubt it nationally, but probably yes for Alabama for the time being.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cassandra could’ve been a very effective serial killer it turns out.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only surprising thing about today it that it’s happening now, not weeks ago.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not an accelerationist, but the 2024 voting public was.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miserable piles of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For a supposed offensive minded guy, his offense sure seems quite flat.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To my surprise, XY actually has the quickest start of any Pokémon game. I found this out because I had to recently start 12 new games in a row for Vivillon Pattern hunting.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New competitive season is going well, I see.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lower Decks was kinder to Star Trek canon than any of the live action shows since Enterprise. …possibly SNW excepted, I have mixed feelings there.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No no no, you see, my sexuality is *gross*, it’s a common mistake, happens all the time.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Important context:
bsky.app
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really don’t think the loss in Dane County would be offset by transphobes switching sides.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The one benefit about politics becoming sports fandom, is that once a guy is on your team, it takes a lot more than a fig leaf to get them to abandon their fandom.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Swampert does not know where he was on 9/11. Quagsire does, but refuses to say.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What weird is that it might have actually been beneficial for him to actually die/resign.
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is Zapdos finally dead?
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TheOatmealPancakes @forgottenman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trump would lose multiple times to a FEAR strat, and in response would declare all Aron and Ratatta illegal immigrants.
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