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@forgethere.bsky.social
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queer disabled trans dude with the brain but not the presence of a very online person. has never not disappeared. well, once. sad and angry, but with jokes. he/him.

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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'd say half a million in 40 minutes is respectable, no? All we want is your love, Sam, but we'll take a tiny cardboard cutout of you as a substitute if we must. Show us the freakout if there's a freakout?
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The retelling of Pygmalion was Miller's last short story, Galatea. This is a new one.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I think a lot of young people do not know this. I am older than ICE. I remember when it was created after 9/11, and it was so clearly racist bullshit from the very start. It is not a fact of life for ICE to exist. It can and must be destroyed.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Supermarket logic-puzzle magazines often have these in the back, though they are always trash-quality paper so this nice set you posted will be better. I first learned about picross from emulating Mario's Picross twenty-five years ago, and eventually the magazines caught up.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's an embarrassment and it will cement the end of the American era (if we don't destroy ourselves some other way first).
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Mr. Wawa, Jr, bursting into a plush room with a beeping hospital bed: DAD! Dad. It...it happened. You won. You beat him. He's dead! Mr. Wawa, Sr, feebly: Ahh...I can finally rest. *suddenly clutching his son's arm, wild* But now, you bear the burden of my sin! Honor the Hoagiefest! Save your s--
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I can't be bothered to look up the whole name but if you look for "hanabira" that should get you there. It's not instructional, it's inspirational.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 01/01/2026
2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Outlook for the new year ...
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
After about two minutes he looked up and said "this is pretty much a blueprint for any game you want, huh." That's the idea, I said. I've quietly put away all the dishes now, and reloaded the dishwasher. He's still reading, and thinking. You done good.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
@shawntomkin.bsky.social My FIL (an artist in his 80s) is visiting. He has no relationship with TTRPGs. He and I were chatting about the sci-fi he read when he was young, and it made me think to show him Starforged. He flipped through some pages, then more, slower.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Genuinely, thank you for this. Gonna make a difference.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is the closest thing I've found to this dream you're describing. There are a lot of cozy diorama people on YT overall. www.davidmbird.com
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Becorns by David M Bird | Fine Art Photography
Little acorn people living big lives. Becorns are crafted from acorns and sticks and photographed with animals in nature. David M Bird began his career as a designer for Lego, and is now an artist bas...
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
They apparently don't let you use the best washer in that dlc, because everything in the Imperium is supposed to be misery. I approve.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I have been thinking about giving my partner a quest: to wander the wonders of itch.io, and bring me something(s) back. He does not currently know what itch is. He does not play rpgs, though he enjoys a select few AP shows. What he does know pretty well is me. What would he find that I wouldn't?
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If it's a game with prompts or tables, how closely do you look at those? Are you trying to get a sense for rules, vibes? I often feel like I'm "cheating" if I read ahead on prompts in something like To Honor and Obey, or Koriko.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
@firefox.com I've left you before over stupid bullshit, and I'll do it again. Your job is to show me websites and not steal my shit. Nobody is asking for this and it will make your product worse. Stick with good principles, focus on fundamentals and you'll do well!
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Chaireth, but if she were a Leinth @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You're telling me they went with TILF instead of punching it up one step further to MILF/DILF/GILF? No. I'd be a fool to believe that. These are millennials and zoomers, there's no fucking way.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
When someone asks what you want as a gift - like a normal human person over fifty who has four dice in their house at maxiumim, the monopoly ones and the clue ones - is there a method for guiding that person towards buying you a James Workshop product, correctly? Or is that too much shame to bear?
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just the most contagious virus in human memory that everyone is pretending no longer exists and doesn't matter, and aren't taking any precautions to stop? The airborne one with the long, frequently asymptomatic incubation period? The college students? Yeah. They've had it.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My partner was talking to a colleague about how students failed to answer a question about a biological function in any meaningful depth. He made passing mention of the brain damage caused by repeat covid infections. Colleague: "Well, you don't know that they've all had covid." like yeah no, we do
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I could listen to her talk and fuck around in a studio for months at a time
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
What do you mean "or"
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I never was brave enough to ask my old weightlifting coach to make music with me, but we could have made dreams come true
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Nickel and Dimed. This was years ago and I was a college sophomore who had never even seen real poverty. I had always had empathy but this made me face the details, the logistics, and the precarity of minimum-age work. It changed the way I looked at the world. And it's worse now than it was then.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 10/11/2025
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
global peacekeepers will do nothing if the US starts an illegal unilateral war against another country, without even a 9/11 to blame it on. is this what it would feel like to see an ancient eldritch god destroy the laws of physics? growing, growing, rising into space, heedless of void and vacuum?
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Indulgences?!?!? By MY serfs?!?! (It's more common than you think.)
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I have followed you just in case I ever need a magnificent art deco piece for my house. Really lovely work.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
how tf did you read the Warlock codex and come back with the character concept of "wife guy"
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
They never will bc they think they are inherently worthy of having servants. Who wants to pay good money for something they feel in their soul that they're owed?
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
You're right that the other guy didn't handle it well, he exhibited the same flaw of failure to communicate. Once again, this isn't gay's fault - see every story in which a teenager optimistically misreads signals from the object of their interest. And re: mascness, see Charles Atlas beach comic.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
he...doesn't tell the guy he's on a date with how he's feeling or what he's hoping for, then makes a forty-minute video crying that his unvoiced feelings and hopes were not respected or accounted for? this wasn't gay's fault, it happened because he's immature and doesn't know how to communicate.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Usually more like SKOOK-ll. If your jaw is moving at all between syllables we know you're not local.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
There is a class on cryptids and conspiracies at the same time as my community ed class. Two friends and I took the long way so we could look at the guy who teaches it. He also teaches balloon twisting. This is not a joke.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Wizard lifepath? Don't mind if I do. Idk about ordinary, I appear to have rolled up the hero of a fantasy novel. Grew up barely surviving, went on a big adventure, lost someone they cared about and believed it was their fault, then found a good life with a loving family. Hope they forgave themself.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
shame on you mike, going to all that effort to embarrass that poor girl. someone at that stage of her career will probably see every single comment someone makes. and for you to be the first one to bring up these lyrics, at that
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
just finished my 7PP game, now i can finally read pendragon six months after buying it. looking forward to building an entire fortress full of gay knights
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
idk no one should care about my exhausted ramblings. but watching life turn into history continues to be incredibly enlightening.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
*but
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
and like, i'm smart and educated despite being on this website. i know how to do research. buy being able to call my dad and go "hey did you ever watch what's my line on tv" is a different thing, even if less fact-rich, than reading the wikipedia page. he knew about the jfk thing. gonna ask him how.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
something i find compelling is that sometimes i cannot understand why the audience laughs. reminds me that there is now tv i can watch that's 70+ years old. before i die, probably no one will be around with first-hand experience of the time when this was created, & it will begin to be misunderstood.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
been watching a bunch of this goofy old tv show. obvs i google all the celebrities involved. one of the panel regulars was kinda just irl lois lane & may have been murdered because she was investigating the jfk assassination. another one was the first woman to host a late-night show. old shit good.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Buffet? Sampling? Selection? Smorgasbord (probably the best one)? I'm trying to get a lil creative since "catalog" already came up with someone else. Idc if you pick any of these, I just can't pass up someone asking for a word suggestion.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Scrapbook? Annex? Addendum? Atlas? Compendium? Bonus book? Or could just be a zine (or magazine depending on size).
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Iirc the splats I have from 3.5 have classes, spells, items, and lore, but not rules as such beyond those - unless they're expanding the rules on the specific topic of the book, E.g. Stronghold builder's guide. Splat book was the first word that came to my mind for your original q.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 04/10/2025
"The fights for trans rights and Palestinians are over and we lost" is something I'm seeing over and over from cis white progressives. And I'm seeing variations of this popping up about racial justice, marriage equality, and disability rights too. Sorry, but fuck that.
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Is it cameron esposito, because this is the only correct response to her existence if so
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yes this is help, who's calling? @forgethere.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tagging @smartypantsshow.bsky.social bc Rekha isn't on bsky. My bf wrote a piece of microfiction last week in which Jane Goodall skinned her knee. When I sent him the news about her today, he responded: OH NO I REKHA'D
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