Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Knicks In Five so I'm showing dong and tits on main I guess. 030
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Polaroid of my tits, Polaroid of a building, Polaroid of a sick-ass truck I see around town, Polaroid of another building. Any of y’all wanna pay me for Polaroids of my body parts? 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Polaroid of my blurry face. Polaroid of my feet. Red light hides blemishes. Feeling fish in my living room. 060
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/03/20261. Nice 2. Me trying to look elegant 3. The birthday girl 💜 4. Big style wish 040
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Life would rule if people had literally zero expectations of me and gave me zero responsibility. I can’t even be to work on time once this year how am I supposed to like be an adult. 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually pretty/hot/attractive or if it’s moreso that I’m the kind of person that people think “huh I’m sure *someone* finds her pretty. Not me, but i guess I could see it.” Like in the way I feel when I listen to Megadeth or eat truffle oil. 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Currently listening on the train. I’m gross in a lot of ways to a lot of people, and my dogshit shameless music taste is definitely several of them. 001
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 12/03/2026*insert half-assed image macro that I didn’t create and isn’t really that funny or poignant but for some reason gets a million likes* Omg im so quirky yet standoffish and breadcrumb you in the comments 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Late to work because I was doing an IG-Content Creator “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” selfie shoot. 220
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A photograph of my tits because I crave attention from strangers. 190
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I’m sure nobody gives a shit but if you want to give me money for music I create today is a good day to do it. burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.comEternal Transience Of Being, by Bury Them And Keep Quiet8 track album 310
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Took the absolute worst smelliest dump of my life this morning and my tankless toilet wouldnt flush so I kept trying and the water slowly got dangerously close to the rim before the pressure finally allowed it to flush and it came dangerously close to my own personal hell. AMA. 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I think the only reason I am on this site is because I feel like it fills some social void in me, like I can be seen as cool or desirable or funny or pretty if the right people acknowledge it. I have friend-crushes on a lot of the people I follow, but I don’t catch any of their attention. 760
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Taking the strap to the hilt in a way that propounds radical animal liberation through spirituality and anti-capitalism. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026My band Receive is playing on January 23 with some pretty sick bands in queens and a cozy lil brewery. Anyone who wants to be in a room with a wall of music so loud it vibrates your lungs please come through. 130
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 04/01/20262026 is gonna be a year of physical media for me. Today it’s Sophie B Hawkins’ “Whaler.” 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 01/01/2026How it started. How it’s going. Happy New Year. 090
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I just did my shot while pooping on the toilet at work. I feel like this is a new era. 2026 LFG. 140
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025youtube.com/shorts/iYmxo...youtube.comAn actually good joke about trans womenYouTube video by Vittorio Angelone - Comedian 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I’m pretty high right now but I think that we can achieve peace if we all simply connected over our shared love for pancakes with maple syrup. 110
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 26/12/2025On Christmas Eve my partner and I saw a dude having some kind of attention-grabbing/mental-episode outburst and flung himself onto the train tracks. No way am I gonna get him up off them, so I hustled down to the end of the platform and turned on my phone flashlight 200
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Kitty time, beautiful butch dyke, green room lighting 060
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Bought a nonzero number of bras that I immediately grew out of. 120
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 24/12/2025In case any of you were wondering: I dislike Christmas music except for Gary Hoey’s rendition of “You’re A Mean One, Mr Grinch.” 000
Reposted by Brienne of FartsEleanor Harper @lusthag.bsky.social · 18/12/2025GET SOMEONE NEW INTO LUST HAG TODAY 02818
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Come see my band play tonight in Brooklyn at Sleepwalk 251 Bushwick Ave @ 7pm 041
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 16/12/2025The little hearts I get from people liking my posts on this app is directly tied to my self esteem some days. It’s why I show my boobs on here for free. But apparently people don’t like seeing them on here so I’ll have to whip them out in public and tell jokes? 360
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Anyone know where I can sell my panties to people who are into that sort of thing? 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Finally getting over this cold. It rocked me so hard my goodness. 050
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025If I thought it was remotely possible to get back in shape enough to become a stripper at 40 years old and handle the amount of maintenance and also be ok with probably not making like nearly enough money to survive on I would. 010
Reposted by Brienne of FartsKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Same thing goes for standup comics 335274
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 03/12/2025It’s only cum if it’s from the balls. Otherwise it’s just sparkling prostatic fluid. 061
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I think there’s an alternate timeline in which a 25-year-old me had just moved to NYC and had an intense erotic December fling with a young mustachioed man who sells Christmas trees on the street. 120
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 02/12/2025High, moisturized, and slightly too chilly right now 040
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Thanksgiving dinner is pizza! Also one of my exposed breasts. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Lame adults listening to AC/DC’s “Back In Black” when I was in high school: man they don’t make music like this anymore. Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Photos of me and Callie by Esther from ButchIsNotADirtyWord. I recommend checking them out. 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Pale legs, bathroom selfie portrait mode, homosexual potluck, 40th birthday ‘fit 030
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I have some tornado video on in the background and keep imagining that when the narrator mentions what the “chasers” do, he’s talking about a very different kind of chaser get caught in a traffic jam, or a muddy road, or a line of chasers panicking, etc. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The real test to making sure I cleaned all the lube off my bedroom floor was waking up this morning and not slipping down the hall like a Tom And Jerry cartoon. Success. 110
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Making a sacrifice to the poop gods, lesbian love in a Photo Booth, hella good lighting in a basement in Portland, bootie tattoos with my fellow Mudflap Girl 150
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I just found out that my girlfriend named her main go-to Pokémon after me. In the words of Chandler Bing: “can I BE any more wet?” 030
