Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Knicks In Five so I'm showing dong and tits on main I guess. 030
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I wonder if he knows the “excuse me miss I know you’re wearing headphones but can you take them off so I can tell you that I like your tattoos” guy who rides the Bx9 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I’m gonna stay here because I can’t post titty photos to IG 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Polaroid of my tits, Polaroid of a building, Polaroid of a sick-ass truck I see around town, Polaroid of another building. Any of y’all wanna pay me for Polaroids of my body parts? 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I can’t decide if this is woke or not woke. Either way I’m into it. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Polaroid of my blurry face. Polaroid of my feet. Red light hides blemishes. Feeling fish in my living room. 060
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I go there for the chili dogs, I had no idea it was a transsexual hangout as well! 0290
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There was a REBOOT?!? And yes, they shot all the plates with a gun. 110
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/03/20261. Nice 2. Me trying to look elegant 3. The birthday girl 💜 4. Big style wish 040
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead has a wonderful tutorial on this topic 110
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Life would rule if people had literally zero expectations of me and gave me zero responsibility. I can’t even be to work on time once this year how am I supposed to like be an adult. 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually pretty/hot/attractive or if it’s moreso that I’m the kind of person that people think “huh I’m sure *someone* finds her pretty. Not me, but i guess I could see it.” Like in the way I feel when I listen to Megadeth or eat truffle oil. 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Currently listening on the train. I’m gross in a lot of ways to a lot of people, and my dogshit shameless music taste is definitely several of them. 001
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 12/03/2026*insert half-assed image macro that I didn’t create and isn’t really that funny or poignant but for some reason gets a million likes* Omg im so quirky yet standoffish and breadcrumb you in the comments 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Late to work because I was doing an IG-Content Creator “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” selfie shoot. 220
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Pretty sure that was the year I went as Sub-Zero 020
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A photograph of my tits because I crave attention from strangers. 190
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I dunno he’s a sheriff so he gives me more “stubborn small town police chief” vibes than federal agent vibes. He would be the dopey cop in on the take a little bit, but still at odds with the Pinkertons when they come to town. Woody feels more like a Kapo to me in that sense. 100
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Thank you! It makes me feel good when people say stuff like this. I’m glad you liked it. 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026groomergrind.bandcamp.com/album/groomergroomergrind.bandcamp.comGROOMER, by GROOMER6 track album 110
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026drownedforest.bandcamp.com/album/empty2drownedforest.bandcamp.comempty2, by Drowned Forest5 track album 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026oceanofghosts.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-a...oceanofghosts.bandcamp.comI Am Awake And My Body Is On Fire, by Ocean Of Ghosts5 track album 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I’m sure nobody gives a shit but if you want to give me money for music I create today is a good day to do it. burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.comEternal Transience Of Being, by Bury Them And Keep Quiet8 track album 310
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Took the absolute worst smelliest dump of my life this morning and my tankless toilet wouldnt flush so I kept trying and the water slowly got dangerously close to the rim before the pressure finally allowed it to flush and it came dangerously close to my own personal hell. AMA. 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It’s true! Also I think both of us were on that Black Metal Rainbows comp right? Maybe people made the association? 100
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Also shit girl you’re one of the names that multiple people have brought up in real life normal real world conversations when I talk about making music. You’re out there on people’s minds. 100
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I haven’t made any progress on the Bury Them And Keep Quiet Album I started two years ago and therefore haven’t had anything to promote! I don’t have nearly as much of an excuse lol 100
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026This is now just gonna be me posting into the void about how dumb posting into the void is. 000
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I’m forty years old. Way too old to give a shit about social media hearts and relevance or getting dopamine hits from showing my boobs or butt. Too lazy and not quite desirable enough to go into porn for the amount of reward it would net me. Blech. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Maybe I’ll just ditch this account and go back to putting more effort into my black metal project than other more successful but way lazier artists do with little payoff. 030
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I think I’m wasting my time. This site, much like IG or Reddit, just makes me feel like I am out of touch and just desperately trying to get people to ogle me or laugh with me or think I’m worthy of their attention. 220
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I think the only reason I am on this site is because I feel like it fills some social void in me, like I can be seen as cool or desirable or funny or pretty if the right people acknowledge it. I have friend-crushes on a lot of the people I follow, but I don’t catch any of their attention. 760
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Dang that’s a really rad pube triangle. I’m jealous. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Taking the strap to the hilt in a way that propounds radical animal liberation through spirituality and anti-capitalism. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 14/01/2026This is the year of being forty but looking younger but still being forty and not giving a shit about it. 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026slownames.bandcamp.com/album/new-ab...slownames.bandcamp.comNew Abrasions, by Receive8 track album 010
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026My band Receive is playing on January 23 with some pretty sick bands in queens and a cozy lil brewery. Anyone who wants to be in a room with a wall of music so loud it vibrates your lungs please come through. 130
Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Oh wow wait is that how you spell “murk?” I’ve never seen it written. Anyway, enjoy our dog-ass weather when you come. 210
