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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 56m
YAY!!!!!!
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3h
I love the '26 yankees having the exact same defense as the '24 yankees
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3h
Warshington?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3h
This could be us
two Pall Mall cigarette models touching lit cigarette ends in a suggestive way
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 4h
having a vasectomy would fix me
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 4h
is Rays stadium like a homemade racquetball ball court?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 4h
he should just go full Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe wearing a NFL hat and looking like a cop
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 5h
you definitely want more "Vampire Vibes" than "Potion Vibes" from your phlebotomist...well, maybe just "Clean, Medical Professional Vibes"
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe we could make real monsters with big teeth and claws...you know, for funsies
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 7h
thanks for the sublime update
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 8h
funny, he is the living embodiment of ctrl c ctrl v
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 9h
say "howdy" to the queen for me
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 12h
Quote repost with a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
beast-men in slacks 1970's illustration
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 20h
I'll never forgive him for the Pink Panther remakes...ugh.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23h
totally, gotta keep the offense on the field longer. 3 and outs from bad running hurts too much
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This guy already signed up for frequent flyer miles www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
Infamous ‘Butt Sniffer’ arrested again after new complaints
A registered sex offender on parole was arrested after being caught sniffing women at a California store.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, everyone shut up. Watching Lanterns. 🍿
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zombi 2 The "Eyeball" scene
Zombi 2 "Eyeball Scene" screen capture
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's always been here
mtv's downtown julie brown
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*CUMMIES™
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
okay, trillion $ idea: Cocaine Gummies
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
letting Sasaki shrivel out there and getting a lucky double play is not managerial acumen
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Roberts has given up on this game
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Noid will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For San Luis Obispo, you just say "SLOW" not "S-L-O" get your shit together people. For Paso Robles its "Paso Rōbbles" not "Roblét" like some Frenchman. Arroyo Grande just like a Latté or "A-G"....Los, this is fucking exhausting
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I McKnow
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why are they letting the practice dummies back in this?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seahawks using the chargers like practice dummies
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tried to spend a bunch of money on a vacation with a pretty well known company, but no...no, mmmm how about all ID's, credit card, debit, member #, miles plan, insurance, TOS, phone numbers... all so the website times out 4x in a row instead? a steak knife lobotomy would be more relaxing (and free!)
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like a reactionary stab with a salad fork into the thigh for situations like this is completely reasonable. We should get a "whoopsie, fork you!" law on the books.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Diabeetus Intensifies Meme
Alt: Diabeetus Intensifies Meme
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Barkley just pulled his hammy
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
au naturale and with your home dirt, very comfortable
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am "I saw that PSA on YO! Mtv Raps" years old
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
train your eyebrow mites to do it for you
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
its been bad for a long time
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that kid was going for nose gold
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, uh catchers, wear a fucking cup.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I make some reeeeeal good bbq sauce if you want
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"What? Yeah, just listening to Steely Dan and reading Omni magazine."
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ACAB includes Alex Rodriguez
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Sorry"
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
boy, looking up the phrase "YouTube personality who raped his girlfriend..." does not narrow it down
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gonk
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah, what the hell?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah, what the hell?
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Telling my kids this was the original Sleeping Beauty
Painting:

Young Woman on her Death Bed, 1621

Flemish School
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this looks like a 3D OBJ on some assets marketplace... and it looks delicious.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My SO spotted a young (mid-20's) white rasta girl on a rafting trip. she was the rafting guide's girl. I think they still exist in the bouldering/climbing/rafting world. I wonder if they keep a hidden cache of FIMO beads to tell the story of their people.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
but cheeseburgers are mandatory
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