Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025About time! My town is just full of woke statues….. 030
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025These tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors. 020
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If I get 1 follower by the end of Feb I will… will.. ..let’s face it I could do almost anything and not a single muon in the universe would give a fuck. 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I know there’s like some really bad stuff happening sort of everywhere… but ‘veggies’ ?! Please stop it’s so creepy and patronising. (Not when referring to non meat eaters, but the edible plant things) 020
Reposted by FootfarmerSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 08/02/2025jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline 803987737
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Hey did someone turn up gravity?! I’ve been shifting some cord wood today and everything seems heavier, and even walking seems like an effort. Can somebody go check the dial or whatever.. thanks 011
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025If you voted for the rabid dog - even though the frothing beast claimed he wouldn’t bite YOU - then you can’t really be shocked when he sinks his teeth into your bits.. 020
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025In the boiling centre of Hell huge demons roar, gorge and hurl giant boulders around, surrounded by an unimaginably vast crowd of baying and wailing lost souls. Meanwhile in a corner far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and the small group of people watching nod earnestly 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Trump better not start any mass deportations too soon as he will need to rebuild America after this winter. I mean those uber chumps do realise that the whole country only functions because of Latinos, right?! 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025OMG is Muck laying the ground for the return of Boris…?! BJ will happily spout any dogma / rhetoric no matter how insane or repulsive… 🤔 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025There seems to be two sorts of people one encounters now; those that understand a plane, a road or any public space is effectively a shared experience, requiring some level of awareness and even compromise. And stupid fucking twat wankers… 000
Reposted by FootfarmerMichael Clemens @mclem.org · 25/12/2024Due to this idiotic statement, by a person who has proven his inability to distinguish truth from online propaganda, I just donated to Wikipedia. Please do the same. 9683732229
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Every xmas eve I randomly pull a book from one of our shelves hoping for a 12 year old wrap of coke to fall out, and be just potent enough for me to spend the whole evening babbling… about what happened. Wish me luck folks. 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Don’t do this enough anymore! A Bit drunk, standing in the garden looking up at the clear winter night stars listening to music a bit too loud. Fuck it’s cold… going inside to look at my phone 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024This morning’s lovely 5 mins when the sun isn’t in the clouds. Get something similar for a few mins at the end too. 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024What kind of profiling monster have I created if this insta ad is for me? Do I secretly aspire to be cold hearted, dead eyed eurotrash? Hmmm…. And what is that breakfast, and at what sort of time? I have soooo many questions! 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Havana Marking’s amazing film on C4 catch up. Try and catch it. www.channel4.com/programmes/u...channel4.comUndercover: Exposing the Far RightA deep exploration of the racist ideology and media-savvy tactics of the modern far right 000
Footfarmer @footfarmer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Who will appear as a slither of light in the collapsed mine of a world we’re living in? (Pls don’t say some imaginary friend, who created everything, but couldn’t make even a tiny planet all believe in one them?!!) 010
