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Wizardo The Foolish

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Totally not an evil wizard

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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 23h
Always a good time
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 23h
Lets destroy another planet together
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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George Bush Smiling Meme
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think im gonna smoke myself evil again tonight
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I can never feel comfortable in fancy ass neighborhoods idk why
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bad bitch meal
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Two cups of coffee, two toaster pastries, 400mg of motrin, and 20mg of edibles. We ball
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can gage how much time has passed by how long it takes the edible to hit
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fucked up in the spire casting curses
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're always up to some whimsical shit, you'll never be dull either my friend
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I ended up with some new ones
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Through at least 200mg of caffiene and enough sativa to paralyze a large animal, anything is possible
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sometimes yeah, sometimes we have to settle for non magic coke
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The G forces while drunk driving a rocket must be crazy
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That squirrel wants you to pass the blunt
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Thanks pixel!!
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Thank you!!!
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride! You deserve sunshine, and I'm so happy you're here
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I found a dishwasher
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Dark sciences...... I will have to investigate this further
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm resuming my evil experiments. I will find out what happens inside of a dishwasher
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A town guard said that right before he walked into my flail
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Who armed that homonculus
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fucked up in the throne room hitting the stanky leg
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah I'm swinging it, and by it I mean this flail i found
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wanting to matter to people sucks. I'm just gonna smoke until my brain can't be anything but whimsical
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I dont want them in my tower, but they're blinded by promises of gold
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My tower is a tomb for the kings adventurers
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He was also the first bald man in history
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
No one's asked me to be their April Fool Maybe next year
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Nurse get my surgical grilles, I'm going to bite this fuckers skull off
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I mean I remember it, but man I try not to
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I dont like to be told to experience something while parallel parking
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I just kinda zoned out through that whole period
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Walking around this structure high and worried that I look scary
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Watched a goblin take two hits off the goop stick and go in circles
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fucked up in the carriage thinking about bugs
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Regardless, we endure
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One day we won't need to numb ourselves
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Deal
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It certainly gets the monster out of my room
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's been tough to be whimsical lately, but weed helps
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I did the same but with an iced coffee and a chocolate chip brownie a couple days ago, it made things better for a moment
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I just bring my bed to life and it clobbers the monster
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One day I may ask you to bite a very specific ankle at a specific time, there is a funny future that must come to pass
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I can grow you a new brain, I can even keep spares if youd like
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
And no harm actually comes to anyone, its closer to a tom and jerry thing
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yeah I havent been on top of my game lately, too busy with the horrors
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Well, you've tried to eat my various magical gems, so I think we're even
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I love being bizarre
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