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Wizardo The Foolish

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Totally not an evil wizard

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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George Bush Smiling Meme
ALT: George Bush Smiling Meme
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 16h
I think im gonna smoke myself evil again tonight
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I can never feel comfortable in fancy ass neighborhoods idk why
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Two cups of coffee, two toaster pastries, 400mg of motrin, and 20mg of edibles. We ball
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can gage how much time has passed by how long it takes the edible to hit
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fucked up in the spire casting curses
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Through at least 200mg of caffiene and enough sativa to paralyze a large animal, anything is possible
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The G forces while drunk driving a rocket must be crazy
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride! You deserve sunshine, and I'm so happy you're here
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm resuming my evil experiments. I will find out what happens inside of a dishwasher
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fucked up in the throne room hitting the stanky leg
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah I'm swinging it, and by it I mean this flail i found
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wanting to matter to people sucks. I'm just gonna smoke until my brain can't be anything but whimsical
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My tower is a tomb for the kings adventurers
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
No one's asked me to be their April Fool Maybe next year
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Nurse get my surgical grilles, I'm going to bite this fuckers skull off
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I dont like to be told to experience something while parallel parking
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Walking around this structure high and worried that I look scary
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Watched a goblin take two hits off the goop stick and go in circles
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fucked up in the carriage thinking about bugs
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's been tough to be whimsical lately, but weed helps
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I dont throw things at my homonculus enough
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just made a bunch of sentient marbles that only feel fear, AMA
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Got some new wizard ass sunglasses yesterday
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Im gonna hang out with a gargoyle this weekend
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This alchemy shit easy
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I've aged again
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Short term memory problems got me writing my spells down
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I've spent the last couple days in a daze. I am now going to be someone's problem
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I put a red dot on a flamethrower
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Its weird how being hungry still feels strange
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You met me at a very necromancer point in my life
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
How many spells do I have to cast before I can look at myself in the mirror
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
White boy no! You hit that shit too hard!
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This orc sliding the magic carpet, headlights off
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Drinking this mana potion too fast, got me acting mad arcane
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
She is too cozy to go on a quest
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Loot that drops after defeating me: -extra wizard hat -unregistered wand -arcane penjamin -credit card that expired in 1993 -at least three different kinds of teeth
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I will cast spells in a self destructive manner
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I wish more of my problems had a straightforward solution, instead I get hit with moral quanderies
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This new arcane cart making me evil as FUCK
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Why is this lung of iron?
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sometimes divination magic is a bad idea
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is why I just disintegrate the ones that challenge me
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Once I believe that my friends actually care about me I'll be unstoppable
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The orc just shot rum and jarritos out of his nose from laughing and asked if it came out of his eyes A goblin laughed so hard they threw up
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The za got me thinking the goblins are back
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The ice elementals are acting up today
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The ancient one has pissed me off with his poor choices
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Wizardo The Foolish @foolishconjurer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
She lob on the hobbit until he web
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