🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026biting into a baseball like an apple I’m so pumped for the game 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my dishwasher makes a noise like it’s knee just went backwards 021
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026beautiful pumpkin spiced knockers covered in red and orange leaves… it’s finally fall 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve created a harness attached to our roomba to push myself in and out of my wife 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Chopping this up with a little soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, white pepper and sugar 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we gotta bring back old pitches like the screwball, the spitball, and of course the legendary poopball 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why dothey put hot ladies on the front of a ship id put something scary and tough like sully from monsters inc 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026kicked an alligator right in its weird little genitals this afternoon 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fuck I shouldn’t be alone right now…the count ODed last night…you would think he could keep count of how much he had! 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I always volunteer to drive out to the pizza place and get the pizza. That way I can get the “Heretic’s Slice.” An extra slice of Buffalo chicken that I eat in the car while driving home 010
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stubbed my toe so hard I cursed my family for five generations 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026raising a whole family of demolitions experts and cocky pilots. 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026motor boating my fat titty wife seconds before my lethal injection 010
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026these new egirls that dress like clowns really, really work for me. I’ve already set up an appointment with my therapist 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026101 Simpsons Conspiracy Theories Matt Groening DOESNT Want You To Know - 8 hours 000
