🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 12hI’m gonna win it. I’m gonna fucking win it i was born to win. I won’t lose. I won’t let you down. I WILL win the piss drinking semi-nationals 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 16htelling the 7 eleven guy that I saw him in my dream last night with the purest expression of ecstasy 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026got killed so bad in COD that the guy came to my house and spanked my red bottom 110
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026farmer in the dell? Turkey in the straw? Bro it’s 2026 it’s weird attitude on a they/them 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026gate keeping which wiggle is canonically the most fuckable from the boys chat 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026eating a banana in an extremely, almost controversially hetero way 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yeah let’s nix that. I’m gonna have to nix that. Excuse me sir? Excuse me? Yeah, uh it’s nixed 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026backing into my my wife on date night with the rear view camera ON playboy 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026behind two statuesque lesbians in line with my fly down dingus totally out 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At the show, immediately putting on the hat with the bands logo on it I just bought 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026biting into a baseball like an apple I’m so pumped for the game 000
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my dishwasher makes a noise like it’s knee just went backwards 021
🅕🅞🅛🅚🅢 @folks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026beautiful pumpkin spiced knockers covered in red and orange leaves… it’s finally fall 000
