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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

does this count

Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:

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@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

how are they playing polo in a hurricane? won’t somebody think of the horses!

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Inspiring! Once I press post on this skeet I will put my phone down and start driving more safely!

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Mousebumples @mousebumples.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

1/ Okay, this 🧵 will probably be slowly added to, as I look up relevant links and info. Feel free to add stuff you think is helpful. Are you looking to find a bandwagon to jump on for #OctoberBaseball? I'm a big #Brewers fan, and I've loved watching their games the past few seasons.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“You had to approach anyone living on the blockchain with caution and clarity. They’d been hacked and targeted with exploits so many times that they were suspicious of everyone.” @annaleen.bsky.social capturing and distilling the zeitgeist

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As a junior flight attendant, I have to just grin and censor myself from speaking my mind every time the captain comes out of cockpit to use the litterbox

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

Cover of a 1980s-era Captain D’s Adventure Magazine.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And Duncan Shiek, too? I’m like Jed Bartlet in the cathedral kind of angry at the music gods now

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:

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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem

A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

First unit of my AP class is cancel culture, and chatting as class was starting yesterday I asked how their weekends were, if anyone new got canceled (as a joke). “Sydney Sweeney,” they says. I was like, “Again?”

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I refused to open for Ed Sheeran before it was cool. I have never once even agreed to play a Kraft property, either.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m *on* Wentworth a couple blocks from there. I resent being called a Wait, no, you’re right. That tracks.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

composed of/comprising is the one i want to go to war over sometimes

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I may be just a simple* country** lawyer*** but the answers are really fucking easy here. No Democrat should be playing their game, I don’t care what state they’re from. *simple (don’t know why I glossed this) **urban ***educator

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“I’m worried about the things that affect millions of Texans, not imaginary issues you’ve invented to titillate your audience. 3.7 million Texans lost their ACA subsidies, and your asking me about problems that don’t exist. This is why people don’t trust the media.”

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

No shit? Beloit College ‘96 here! Fall of 93 I would have been deep in my Pink Floyd Era. Bought the box set at Denzel’s. He gave me a very judgmental look.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

how many ice/cpb bodies you responsible for? you can ballpark it if you lost count the only larp i see is you cosplaying the 101st keyboard commandos who bravely fought in the iraq war from the safety of their mom's basements in 2004

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

million-dollar idea: microbrewpub with a cajun kitchen called Bayou Tappistry

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

happy labor day to everyone except bruce springsteen because he's The Boss

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Avatar: The Penultimate Airbender

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

[homer kneeling, talking to bart meme] only thing that won’t kill you … immediately

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One of my sophomores was wearing a Nirvana shirt and I asked her to name one song. “Oh, I don’t know any. This is my gramma’s shirt.” Reader, I died. 👻

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

real “oh so you hate waffles” energy here

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My favorite Dolly Parton story is all the Dolly Parton stories

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This new season of “Reno 911” is terrible

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Every day we are forced to listen to lectures about how 80% of college professors voting Democratic is a threat to the very fabric of our society, but the fact that 99% of cops are devoted Republicans just isn’t an issue

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Was not prepared for the reveal of that last image but also not surprised

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

not even exaggerating when i say i miss my 1st-gen scion xB every single day

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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence.
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Rapey-scan? Surely I’m not the only one to read it this way.

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

vulture capitalism got a long history up in here

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Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory) @folkbum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hello, normies! It is that time of year when your teacher friends awkwardly link to their Amazon wish lists (www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...) and DonorsChoose projects (www.donorschoose.org/sl/CALMPsi8iZ) and feel terribly guilty about it but hope you chip in anyway.

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Check out my list on Amazon

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