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Chris

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She/her. I have the Red State Blues. 🫘 Pissed off old lady here to resist and interact. Don’t want to see you naked. No DMs. I block idiots & assholes, so if I block you, YOU figure it out.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1h
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to fuck yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:

Voting Republican in the November election.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 52m
Tucker Carlson is a sick Nazi fuck. Prove me wrong.
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Words Finally Spoken @wordsfinallyspoken.bsky.social · 45m
This loophole gets rapists back on the streets.👇 In a medical setting we can't get informed consent from a patient, if that patient is under the influence of any substance. In an emergency situation, implied consent is taken so you can try to save their life. Unless you're aware they have a "DNR".
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Dog Desk Animal Action @dogdeskaction.bsky.social · 44m
MORE CATS. MORE HELP. MORE SECOND CHANCES. 🐾 That’s what we want to build. Your vote is FREE or choose to donate and your vote is DOUBLED 🧡 Help us win funding for cats ⬇️ mygivingcircle.org/dog-desk-animal-…
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Words Finally Spoken @wordsfinallyspoken.bsky.social · 33m
How Cheryl Hines can still be married to this brain worm, is beyond me. Knowing full well that he's an actual piece of shit.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 32m
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I just reserved 4 tickets to the Donald Trump rally at Choctaw tomorrow!!!! I'm so excited to curl up in bed, a few miles away while the pedophiles hang out with a bunch of invisible people!!!! I've done my duty as an American Patriot. I need a nap. Lol.

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My four tickets are under the names of murdered victims that ICE has killed this year. This Oklahomie is doing her part.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25m
Senate Republicans are suddenly rushing to save a Senate seat in Kansas. On Friday, the Senate Leadership Fund, Senate Republicans' top super PAC, reserved over $8 million in ads starting this weekend to prop up GOP Sen. Roger Marshall.
politico.com
Kansas enters the chat as Senate map tilts further into red territory
The Senate GOP’s top PAC is diving into Kansas, a sign that the deep-red state is in play amid a worsening political environment for Republicans.
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Jaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 23m
After listening to you, Eric Schmitt, it’s obvious you don’t know Jack Shit. 😜
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 4h
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 16h
Boston #RedSox legend Carl Yastrzemski #Yaz #MLB #Boston #Baseball #History
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 16h
In 32 Days, YOU get to pick one: A) Corruption B) Affordability You can't have both. What's your pick? #LetsGetVoteReady
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 18h
Today In 1983: Boston #RedSox legend Carl Yastrzemski takes a very emotional last lap around Fenway Park after playing in his final major league game! ⚾️ #Yaz #MLB #Boston #Baseball #History
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18h
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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Michael Herzing @mherz67.bsky.social · 16h
Pennsylvanians are already squeezed by rising gas prices—and now UGI bills are climbing again. Democrats fought to cut this hike nearly in half and won real protections for low-income families. But working families shouldn't have to fight for every dollar. buff.ly/XWSae5I
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https://www.pennlive.com/news/2026/10/ugi-gas-bills-will-go-up-293-on-average-under-deal-with-state-regulator.html?oref=cspa_firstread_nl&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=CSPA%20First%20Read%20-%20October%202%2C%202026&utm_term=newsletter_cspa_firstread
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 18h
That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do.
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MingTheMerciless @mingthemercyless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And he didn't do it alone.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MrBeanThePug65 @mrbeanthepug65.bsky.social · 20h
WHY ARE THERE WOMEN PROTECTING THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES??? Make it make sense.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 17h
Happy happy happy birthday to arnosquellati.bsky.social! He wrote an amazing poem honoring Missy which I will share in the near future. I hope your day is as amazing as you are.
myarnosquellati.bsky.social
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 16h
John Grisham is awesome 👇
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 17h
I’m a little bit excited. 🧡📚 Lots of you lovely people who ordered my book are expecting it to arrive TOMORROW. MY BOOK. In your houses. With my face on it. 😳🐈 I can’t wait to hear what you think — and photos are practically compulsory. 😂📸 Thank you. Truly. 🧡🐾
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The Steady State @thesteadystate.org · 21h
Principled leadership is at the core of ensuring our democracy is protected. We have assembled a starter pack of congressional leaders (and candidates!) who share our commitment to protecting and defending the constitution. Please follow them. #holdfast go.bsky.app/vQ1fdP
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21h
BELOW: Republicans when they find out Donald Trump is coming to their state to campaign for them.
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🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social · 21h
This! I know it is not all men, but I have been told - several times - that women need to fix the problem. We women are out here faking phone calls, covering our drinks, traveling in pairs/groups, often walking in fear, smiling when we don't want to, etc. We can't fix it by ourselves 💔
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21h
My special BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is nominated for a Signal Award! The winner is in your hands!!! You can vote until October 15 at vote.signalaward.com
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21h
A meme image showing Special Counsel Jack Smith seated at a hearing table in front of a nameplate reading "Mr. Jack Smith". He is gesturing with open hands as he speaks earnestly into a microphone. Text overlaid at the top reads "Jack Smith's wicked strategy against Republican inquisitions:", and text at the bottom completes the thought: "He simply tells the truth."
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 21h
Eight years since the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, ordered the brutal torture and murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and no one in the Saudi government has been held accountable. (We may even help them with a nuclear program.)
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 20h
Thanks to Trump & Republicans' refusal to extend ACA tax credits, Marylanders will see their ACA premiums go up AGAIN in 2027. That's on top of rising copays & deductibles.   They're gutting healthcare while they spend billions on an illegal war & tax cuts for the rich. Shameful.
Maryland ACA plan premiums will rise 14.6% next year

WYPR - 88.1 FM Baltimore | By Scott Maucione

Published September 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM EDT
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 20h
BREAKING: U.S. Adds Just 29,000 Jobs in September as Unemployment Hits 4.2% Jobs rose by a mere 29,000 in September, missing forecasts of 89,000 to 90,000, while August figures were revised down by 29,000.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 20h
"Paxton left about 730 workdays blank on his official calendars and took over 275 out-of-state trips to places such as the California wine country, Caribbean resorts and European tourism hot spots. The travel cost TX taxpayers a minimum of $1.9 million to cover expenses ... by his security detail."
apnews.com
Inside Ken Paxton's jet-setting lifestyle: California wineries, European hot spots and ski resorts
When Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton launched his campaign for Senate last year, he skipped the local pageantry.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 20h
Todd Blanche's excuse for sitting on Epstein files was that producing them is a hassle. The judge's answer: nothing "excuses him." Congress passed the law. Tell them to enforce it: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
actionnetwork.org
Tell Congress: Demand AG Blanche release ALL of the Epstein files now
Contact Congress today!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h
Trump is making your life more expensive in ways you don’t even realize. abcnews.com/US/wireStory...
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 19h
Accurate. 😂
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 19h
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Ibanut56 @ibanut56.bsky.social · 18h
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 18h
Hours of drawing compressed into seconds, every layer and decision laid bare
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 18h
Nenko Gantchev died in GEO Group's Michigan detention center. GEO's PAC sent Mike Rogers a check for his Senate run. Ten weeks apart, in that order. Rogers kept it. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18h
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Dumbest US senator was already a VERY low bar with Tommy Tuberville in office, but Eric Schmitt may have dethroned him today 💀😂
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 18h
Thursday: Trump's cabinet put $150,300 behind Michael Whatley. Friday: ICE's biggest jailer put $30,000 behind him. He's still down 15 in North Carolina. Money can't buy a pulse. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18h
As Their Prospects Dim, GOP Pulls Money Out of North Carolina Senate Race The Senate Leadership Fund is diverting money to Kansas, which has become a growing concern for the Republican party as it desperately seeks to hold its majority.
nytimes.com
Republicans Pull Money From North Carolina Senate Race As Midterm Prospects Dim
The Senate Leadership Fund is diverting money to Kansas, which has become a growing concern for the party as it seeks to hold its majority.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18h
"But the big vulnerability is right now we're seeing those trends under Republicans." @MarshaBlackburn hilariously tries to gaslight NEWSMAX that Americans should support Republicans if they DON'T want high gas and diesel prices🧐🤥 #MIAMarsha
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 18h
The regime told a federal judge that letting 30,000 prison guards keep their union was a national security threat. Judge Vernon Oliver gave that argument one sentence. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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AG Rob Bonta @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov · 18h
Join me at 9:30 AM for an important update about CA’s efforts to protect consumers. Tune in at: oag.ca.gov
oag.ca.gov
State of California - Department of Justice - Office of the Attorney General
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 18h
Trump's ICE prisons are funding nine Republicans for Senate. A judge kept Georgia's Social Security numbers from him. His Powell smear died in 120 pages. 30,000 prison workers got their union back. Friday.
dworkinsubstack.com
Trump Fills The ICE Prisons. The Prison Companies Fund Nine GOP Senate Candidates.
Every name, from the filings nobody added up. Also: Georgia’s voters, Jerome Powell, and 30,000 prison workers all beat Trump this week.
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 17h
Many of Trump's laws take effect this month, gutting Medicaid and SNAP for hardworking Americans. In my home state of California, over 650,000 people will lose access to food assistance and up to 2 million will lose health care. Trump doesn’t care about anyone but his billionaire friends.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17h
I can’t stop laughing at this. The fact that Trump &!Vance had to campaign in Texas, Oklahoma and Florida just 4 weeks before the midterms is wild. These are red states, but they know the bottom has fallen out for Republicans, so they have to run defense. Happy Friday Dems, and #LetsGetVoteReady
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17h
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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