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HAD @havehashad.com · 21/07/2026
"...When she asked what happened to the tequila in the fridge he stood there looking for it like he didn’t know exactly where it went. This is how Haley catches me up anyway since I dozed off watching..." !! today from FM Stringer www.havehashad.com/twfvy
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Love Is Blind S9E10 by FM Stringer
So She’s mad because He drinks too much well not just that he drinks too much but that he lies about it. When she asked what happened to the tequila in the fridge he stood there looking for it like he…
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Quick ctrl+F of the manuscript, was alarmed to find 12 instances of "love." Relieved to find two were "glove"s.
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
lil jon is performing “turn down for what” on a toys r us parade float is soo 2025
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Thrilled and honored! @epochliterary.com
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
“When Did You Get Hot” sounds like if Ariana Grande was in Incubus. This is praise. #sabrinacarpenter
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
on top of everything else this guy is literally carmen sandiego
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Donald’s big boy birthday tank parade
New York Post photo of a child alone at a long table with many empty place settings and pizzas.
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Among my millennial habits is Googling words for their definitions and being annoyed when the results are all AI startups named whatever I was searching.
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Haley Stringer @haleystringer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Our signs for #handsoff in DC today. @fmstringer.bsky.social
On the left is a sign that says “Nazis are bad”
On the right is a sign that says “due process now”
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The only thing keeping me going is our annual March rewatch of Derry Girls.
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Boost the "Trump Hates Dogs" signal. It's the one thing that might break through and lift the curse on the MAGA-brained.
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
From @nezhukumatathil.bsky.social's book, Lucky Fish. Published by @tupelopress.bsky.social #poem #poetry #books
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
From Ukrainian-born poet Ilya Kaminsky. Photo courtesy of Poetry Foundation. Don't have this one in a book, so making a rare exception to my only posting own photos rule given the circumstances. #poem #writing #ukraine
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Draft email addressed to hr@opm.gov listing lyrics to "Strange" by Galaxie 500 as five bullet points representing what the email's author did last week.
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In the canon of cartoon playground bullies there's usually a big hulkin' guy and then behind him a little ratfaced goblin boy jeering. I don't know who the first guy is but the second one is definitely JD Vance.
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just pretend this post is a gif of Ben from Veep saying “We are at DEFCON Fuck.”
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North American Review @northamerreview.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"on the ocean when you die, I don't like imagining your gawky bag of bones incinerated, sprinkled like fish flakes over an aquarium." You'll want to linger with FM Stringer's poem of grief and regret on Open Space here: northamericanreview.org/open-space/2...
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
ICONIC: Yosemite National Park workers just hung an upside-down American flag—THOUSANDS of feet up on El Capitan. That’s not decoration. That’s a distress signal. They’re telling us the country is in danger. Are you paying attention? www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/02/2025
Better report my accomplishments for the week before the deadline
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys
Alt: a man in a fedora (named Indiana Jones) is saying “i hate these guys” (he’s talking about nazis)
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FM Stringer @fmstringer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
First post and it's a new poem about loss and longing. Thank you to the editors at @northamerreview.bsky.social for selecting it for Open Space. I’m a big admirer of this magazine. northamericanreview.org/open-space/2...
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When you say you want your ashes scattered | North American Review
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