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Fabio A. Machado

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Vertebrate heads 💀 | South-American biodiversity | Anti-colonialist Assistant professor and curator of vertebrates @ Oklahoma State Ele/he/el

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Joseph W. Brown @josephwb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Early-diverging lineages provide little information about ancestors academic.oup.com/sysbio/advan... From @phylieu.bsky.social @sinkingdiatom.bsky.social @omearabrian.bsky.social
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Early-diverging lineages provide little information about ancestors
Abstract. Large phylogenetic trees are often unbalanced near the root, with a species-depauperate lineage sister to a far more species-rich clade. The spec
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whatsapp plus? What the hell
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is a lot of talk about the Philadelphia Academy of Science, but small museums, like the Sternberg Museum in Hays, Kansas, are also under threat. Take a second to sign the petition and share it c.org/2GhGKCgkfc
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Save the Sternberg Museum of Natural History from Closure
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is a movie coming out about a guy who is eaten accidentally by a sperm whale and god damn that sounds stupid
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Please don't bring any gun, protective vest or armor to our drug deal. It will ruin the mood."
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always thought that the Olympics lacked wild animal attacks
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Pedro Alcântara @fringon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Toda conversa é "testosterona isso", "proteína aquilo", "cortisol sei lá mais o quê". Parece que o sonho do brasileiro médio é ser endocrinologista.
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So we had a dog party
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Anita Devineni @anitadevineni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My department (Biology at Emory) is hiring for a teaching track position! These are stable, well-respected, long-term positions with a path to promotion and ppl often staying for decades. The dept is wonderfully supportive and filled with amazing humans (faculty + staff) apply.interfolio.com/191814
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2
A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, I've heard the concept of AI watermarks and that sounds like a giant waste of time unless it can be detected after a text went through two models.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like I’m going to throw up
Screen shot of an Instagram post that says the academy of natural sciences is closing its museum after nearly two centuries
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wonder if universities in other countries invest so heavily in new buildings. It almost feels like universities are a real estate business with an educational side hustle
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is awesome www.instagram.com/reel/DcKYSU-...
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Gianni Gomes✨🌟💫 @giannigomes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mal conheço e já amo
Manchete de jornal em letras garrafais: comunista perigosa. Era sobre Nise da Silveira
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A breeze in Oklahoma is not refreshing. It only makes you feel like the inside of an air fryer
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
god dammit, multifactor authentication
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if you don't know if you text is good, use the ancient method of "reading out loud". always works for me
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ok... i hope i can have my collection managers back
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
this is a pretty good piece, but opening with this is kind of funny
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When I crashed with one of my best friends for a month, every time one of us went to the bathroom, he would play "Careless Whisper" by George Michael. Still cracks me up
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m with the boomers on this one. Burn it all down
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Arizona State launches degree on becoming an influencer — exactly the career more than half of Gen Z adults dream of
Influencers are earning about as much as nurses, on average, with top content creators raking in millions. Now, Arizona State University is offering a degree in it.
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My older dog pees wherever he wants, and my puppy is super curious. Guess what happened
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Jesus and the Holy Spirit Dove
ALT: Jesus and the Holy Spirit Dove
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Asperas Bompar @asperasbompar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now
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US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner
Officials say it was an error to add the fictional nation from Black Panther to the list.
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can't discuss biblical exegesis on a whatsapp group, fabio... you can't
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 28/07/2026
Finally posted an ad for the postdoc position on my new NSF-funded project—come help build a new method to study plants' responses to environmental variation in space and over time, and figure out interesting ways to use it! Apply by 23 August to ensure consideration. Details: buff.ly/qTvaqvD
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Finally a politician I can get behind
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)
the bat's a cute little animal: wiggles its ears and eats worms

a long eared bat

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Como alguém que viveu e é casado com uma argentina, vou dizer uma coisa dessa zona toda: vcs tão fazendo o trabalho do Milei pra ele 👍
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
new objective: add "pero no mucho" in a paper title
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
im listening an mexican's accostic guitar duo and I am pretty sure their were inspired by MegaMan's Willy's Castle
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
never thought i was going to say this, but my three-legged dog eat my sock
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So bsky just asked age verification on my cellphone which means I will probably stop using this site shortly I won’t give my ssn or id. This is honestly insane
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Bethany Albertson @albertsonb2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"I am fire. I am death!" -miranda
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I've never been in an actual fight in my life. Once, a kid punched me in the gut and knocked the air out of me. I was 8, i think, and quickly realized i was not built for that.
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I never said I would say this again but, man, I hate imaginary numbers
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Igor Toscano 🏴 @toscanoigor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Meme: "Si Charles Darwin era tan bueno ¿por qué nunca llevó a la selección natural al mundial?", com uma imagem do próprio Darwin ao fundo.
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
essa copa tá uma manada de zebras... deuzocéu
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Claudia Chow @clauchow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
E há quem diga q não tem mais bobo no futebol... sei sei
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Essa nem papai salva
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Next time I am teaching Bergmann's rule I will show footage of this game
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
right...
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Fabio A. Machado @fmachado.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
humf.... winning by penalti: the coward's way
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