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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Logistically, manufacturing and distributing 8 billion ape suits, and keeping that secret from 3 people, might be harder than putting a man on the moon.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Not the worst part of this, I know, but not even good stunt actors; there's a ton of them on YouTube that do far better fight choreography than that Cruise/Pitt mashup.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's like if The Hamburglar was arrested, but for insider trading rather than stealing burgers.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
For some reason, the joke I remember best from the Day Today, is Alan Partridge commentating on horse racing and one of the horses being called Trust Me, I'm a Stomach.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I once worked for a company, whose previous iteration had ceased trading after being fined for improper disposal of asbestos, that was improperly disposing raw sewage. Without regulation, our waterways would be even more filthy than they already are.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The only remaining thing that separated old people awfulness from young people awfulness was the headphones schism, if that's been resolved we really are in the end of times.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Is this Noel warning me of the dangers of heavy electricity?
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Matt Walsh scorns the humble-brag in favour of the feeble-brag.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The UK's double decker bus/football pitch/Wales units are ill equipped to describe this meteor, I have no idea how terrified I should be!
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm part of this generation. I made it through some pretty heavy depression in the 90's and early 2000's, I'm not sure I can make it through this.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Anal puce money? That's my least favourite type of money!
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Go. fuck.. yourself?
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A person cannot reasonably claim to have found Jesus when their entire public persona suggests they understand the parable of The Good Samaritan to be the tale of a Priest and Levite heroically refusing aid to someone in need.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
In the UK at least, much of Gen X didn't have weed, resin was the cannabis du jour.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
One of the few remaining pieces of sanity in the UK, is that we don't fine pedestrians for not going, sometimes, hundreds of meters out of their way to cross the road (excepting motorways), but plenty of other countries enforce jaywalking laws.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I'm not on board with the RoboCop slander, but, otherwise, hard agree.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It's definitely performative for me; I don't have stereoscopic vision, can't see 3D effects, so affected a huff when the first came out, and it's too late to walk that back, but I don't imagine that's too widespread.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
With millennials not shifting right as they age, it's now clear the future of the Republican party rests in putting lead back into everything...
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
"Presidenting isn't done by auto-pen, it's done by edicts on Truth Social."
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There can't be many phrases, in November 2025, more loaded with insalubrious meaning than; "I've known @Olivianuzzi".
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Exactly; "Here's a list of things Russia has done despite the existence of a nuclear deterrent, this is why we need a nuclear deterrent", is the kind of bonkers rationale people depend on.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
There are a bunch of people here in Scotland convinced we need a nuclear deterrent, lest Russia attack, and it is impossible to get them to accept that it won't happen. Like, they really think Europe and the US are just going to stand aside as Russian marches on the UK.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Nothing in the rhyme implies sex or gender, Humpty Dumpty could easily have been a woman egg!
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Indeed. Very pleased to hear a shout out for Confuse A Cat, a longtime favourite amongst my parents, siblings and I.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Can't we at least take a minute to appreciate how stoic primeoathh was in the face of not getting discounts? Such inspiring bravery!
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Would very much like to see where the nations of the UK & GB rank on this.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I think this might be an original idea, would be a shame if you posted it publicly and someone stole it.
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a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with yoink written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with yoink written on the bottom
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
In other British cities you can leave your valuables out in the street, but not in Khan's London - Ricky Gervais, edgy, not racist, comedian
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Perhaps there's precedent or an established pattern, e.g.; cows got big into vinyl when the compact disc started to take off?
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Almost but not quite, here's a screenshot from the documentary we made about the phenomenon: Paedogeddon - Wikipedia share.google/AmhCzlBvtfnr...
Screenshot from the Brass Eye Paedogeddon special, Chris Morris is standing to the left of a map of the UK which is labelled "Paedoph Isles".
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A friend of mine thought the lyrics to that were; "The Vengabus is coming, it's going to steal your children", which seemed ridiculous at the time, but the world has changed a lot since then, so maybe that's why it's back.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Johnson's USP is a preternatural ignorance of current affairs, the mere fact he's aware of the election results means their significance is monumental.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
In fairness to the Dems, their quandary was about how to excite the electorate about regressive policies nobody wants, and that is a big ask.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
You'll never convince me that's not Kevin Feige explaining the Marvel multiverse.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The people defending homeschooling think 2 books is a stack?
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Inside of you there are two wolves, one thinks you lack the requisite knowledge to understand the system, the other thinks the system was deliberately built to confuse you. Which wolf will win?
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
There is a definite implication here that a search for "imitable osama bin laden" would have returned too many hits to simply sift through.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Honestly, I never really understood why perfect money laundering vehicles like Lazer Tag and stretch Humvees went away. There was a beautiful, like, 3 year period where our teenagers were spending a bunch of their down time with gangsters and it just stopped.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Graham also seems to be saying that the only substantive difference between the two wings is the groups named on their kill lists, which is maybe less cool.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
"Not only did we fail to make a better platform than Steam, we didn't even try, instead, for 15 years, we operated on the assumption our financial clout would win the day" is a real blow to the capitalism=innovation lot.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/10/2025
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I'm not trying to be biased, but I'm noticing scavengers are increasingly hanging around with whites, as if they are sensing that, when the revolution comes, these people will be food.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Am I to understand some cigars are familiar to these apes?
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
In the UK it was basically ended because rich people complained to politicians that the properties they owned were losing money. Like, there was barely even a pretense it was about productivity, or whatever.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Whippersnappers, when compared to the UK's young Conservatives.
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flustercuck.bsky.social @flustercuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Some of us will have the tools to discern fiction from reality, should we choose to use them, a lot of people won't because people like Matt Walsh have spent years convincing them not to trust those tools.
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