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Fluffy Lion

@fluffylion.bsky.social
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Still thinking about the new Malcolm in the Middle I take it?
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For the average consumer, it's simply a more responsive and solid interface to do things your smart TV already does. For the enthusiast, this supports streaming all of the lossless surround sound and HDR formats through Plex, which I don't think any other device does.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Almost started getting excited about my future, then I remembered current events. 🫠
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The more I talk to strangers in real life, the more disillusioned I feel.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Phantom of the Opera was heard blaring from the white house shortly before the tik tok LEGO performance, coincidence? 🤔
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'm too hot to be pining like this.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
💯tology
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Hell yeah
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Jealous of how much my cat loves me, I could never love myself this much
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Hell yeah I'm HORNY Have Often Remembered Nexcruciatingly Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
As a child of immigrants, the majority of the classic rock songs I know I only know because of those games. Well, that and mid-00s VH1.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I don't get FOMO but get envious when people go out without me despite my declining their invitation.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
So upset my dominant hand is broken and now I have to use my submissive hand
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Well it's been raining, they're probably rusted in place.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Starting a petition to get the Pope laid before he dies.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Has anyone tried to make a Twin Peaks anime?
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I need someone to take a tiny spoon and scrape out all of the gunk in my sinuses.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Dr jackal and Mr hyena
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Extremely disappointed in the lack of ghost visits this Christmas. Like come on, I've been a right bastard this year.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
My new years resolution is to become more insufferable then you can even fathom
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I'm less of an "I can fix her" and more of a "I can satisfy her" delusional type.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ever get into such a messy situation you don't even have anyone to talk to about it?
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I think it's like a parent trap situation where the same actor plays two different characters, very confusing
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Bed rotting is privileged, some of us have to rot on a couch.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Cats hide when they're not feeling well and you know what, right now, I get it.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Damn I missed being in a friend group with sexual tension.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I call it foesgiving, but same idea.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Does Korn have a discord now
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Restaurants should start providing lactaid pills like they're mints.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Crying thinking about how moo deng can never comprehend by how many she is loved
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Do it, I believe in you.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
I like to avoid conflict so I'll go with some corn thanks.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I feel like we'd plan for 45 minutes and we'd forget to keep track of the time and whoops the sun is rising.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Oh hell yeah this music video came preloaded on my Zune 🤓
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Why do my dreams always take me back to high school rather than anytime in the decade since
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Caeser salad is Mexican.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Well, now I am.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
So we're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, what do we do under the mistlefoot?
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Movies these days don't have enough Rube Goldberg machines.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
I have yet to find any anecdotal evidence that SSRIs kill your libido. If it does, I shudder to think how down bad I'd be without them.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
I assumed it was Varg when I first saw it
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
You know the one where itchy and scratchy make Maggie attempt to murder Homer? That one.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral is a really odd choice to be playing as lobby music at a clinic.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
If you say Sara Lee in the exact wrong way you can make it sound like medication. "Ask your doctor about Saralee"
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
You send ONE frog post to your SO and suddenly Instagram thinks you only like frog memes
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
"I'm so healthy" I think as I chug a beer down with my salad.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
I practically live off of 12:38 pm cereal.
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
He *really* wants Twitter to look and sound like a vampire night club
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Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
The vibes on this app are much better than the other ones but the blue sky loading screen feels a tad silly
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