Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Almost started getting excited about my future, then I remembered current events. 🫠 030 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The more I talk to strangers in real life, the more disillusioned I feel. 030 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Phantom of the Opera was heard blaring from the white house shortly before the tik tok LEGO performance, coincidence? 🤔 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Jealous of how much my cat loves me, I could never love myself this much 130 0
Reposted by Fluffy LionDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Hell yeah I'm HORNY Have Often Remembered Nexcruciatingly Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole 1405 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I don't get FOMO but get envious when people go out without me despite my declining their invitation. 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 09/03/2025So upset my dominant hand is broken and now I have to use my submissive hand 030 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Starting a petition to get the Pope laid before he dies. 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I need someone to take a tiny spoon and scrape out all of the gunk in my sinuses. 020 0
Reposted by Fluffy Lionpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2024A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football 15294931128 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Extremely disappointed in the lack of ghost visits this Christmas. Like come on, I've been a right bastard this year. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 26/12/2024My new years resolution is to become more insufferable then you can even fathom 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I'm less of an "I can fix her" and more of a "I can satisfy her" delusional type. 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Ever get into such a messy situation you don't even have anyone to talk to about it? 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Bed rotting is privileged, some of us have to rot on a couch. 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Cats hide when they're not feeling well and you know what, right now, I get it. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Damn I missed being in a friend group with sexual tension. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Restaurants should start providing lactaid pills like they're mints. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 18/09/2024Crying thinking about how moo deng can never comprehend by how many she is loved 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Why do my dreams always take me back to high school rather than anytime in the decade since 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 22/12/2023So we're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, what do we do under the mistlefoot? 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 17/12/2023Movies these days don't have enough Rube Goldberg machines. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral is a really odd choice to be playing as lobby music at a clinic. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 31/08/2023If you say Sara Lee in the exact wrong way you can make it sound like medication. "Ask your doctor about Saralee" 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 10/08/2023You send ONE frog post to your SO and suddenly Instagram thinks you only like frog memes 020 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 09/08/2023"I'm so healthy" I think as I chug a beer down with my salad. 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 29/07/2023He *really* wants Twitter to look and sound like a vampire night club 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 29/07/2023The vibes on this app are much better than the other ones but the blue sky loading screen feels a tad silly 010 0
Fluffy Lion @fluffylion.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Hope this is the one, my phone is getting cluttered from all the Twitter replacements. 030 0
