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Fluffbutt

@fluffbutt.bsky.social
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They just plain run out of sunlight.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I defy you to say which of these is lesser
Screen grab of goodreads’ “popular Amish romances” page Screen grab of “The Charmed Amish Life #3: A Sister’s Wish” on goodreads
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hopefully she’ll know better than to ever confide in you
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feminist hero, Genghis Khan
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They need to start teaching business majors that the environment is what keeps us all alive
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where would Canadian cities be ranked if they were included on the list?
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is she even denying it? Because she got called a Nazi? She did Holocaust denial a few years ago, what does she expect?
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Clutching my husband’s arm and asking in terror, “What’s happening?? What’s happening??” all the way through this
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
History of chiropractic Wikipedia page
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know nothing has ever mattered less to that dipshit but the province is named after the lake not the other way around.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Arrested Development is real life
Natalie Harp and Donald TrumpGeorge Bluth Sr and his loving assistant Kitty from “Arrested Development”.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is this why Trump didn’t go to his son’s wedding in May? Natalie wasn’t invited?
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A still from the horror movie “Smile” (2022).
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
static.klipy.com
2sulp Matt Johnson
Alt: Nirvanna the band’s Matt Johnson reacts to being called a bitch
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Who are you looking out for
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cyclosporiasis said you’re SURE you don’t want to eat macaroni?
static.klipy.com
Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
Alt: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cyclosporiasis really popped off the week my husband and I decided to start a diet huh
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You either have a Nazi tattoo and are sexually violent or you’re a McKinsey consultant, I guess
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My kingdom for the Taylor/Travis wedding planning texts to be published, à la Nicola/Brooklyn
“I do not trust Brooklyn with this. U should be asking an assistant. He has no idea. And is guessing.” - Nicola 
Arianna (a wedding planner) points out that maybe serving a single burger won’t be enough for the guests and Brooklyn responds, “oh shit hahaha”.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well, the water supply is spiked. Probably affects her memory sometimes.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not one of my predictions for the year I would have wanted to come true
A bingo chart of predictions for 2026: “non-black politician or pundit shamelessly uses the n-word in a public statement” is now checked off
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio's Gatsby Toast
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio's Gatsby Toast
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Arab-Southern Confluence, where spiced tea meets sweet tea
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Girls don’t like boys, girls like health, education, family finances, safer streets, social care, and online safety for kids Boys will laugh at girls when they don’t balance the budget by dropping bombs on the Middle East
The band Good Charlotte
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I thought Elon was friends with Andrew Tate
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Have y’all heard about Macron’s wife?
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Walking out of a child’s birthday party with blood trickling from my ears
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Introduced the two people in my gym who are moving to England to “smack barm pey wet” and Mr Blobby today. I am a loyal foot soldier to the dignity of the nation.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Meanwhile, American healthcare is so barbaric that it would financially destroy most people to go to the hospital when a painting is turning them gay smh
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Not to be flippant about one of the most heinous things I’ve ever read but
A screen grab from The New Yorker article wherein Andrew Tate is quoted: “I’ve never done anything wrong in my life.”A screen grab from Parks and Rec where Mona Lisa is saying: “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
An uncrustable is a kind of dumpling
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."
Snake handling at the Church of God with Signs Following at Lejunior in Harlan County, Kentucky, 15 September 1946 (NARA). Photo by Russell Lee.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Snoopy sitting down to a great big sandwich late at night
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Toronto 2049
A massive parking lot filled with cars
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“It’s not the reality of where the city is” (dubious), and it’s not our job to change anything for the better - Toronto’s visionary councillors
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
had to do it
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I did it 🥇
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If they’re cheating on their partners they’re not living as monogamous people though
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We at @spacing.bsky.social are trying to answer Billy Bishop questions our elected federal and provincial officials are avoiding answering. What would it cost, who will pay, and who benefits? Please read and share with people you know who are asking questions. Post this on neighbourhood lists.
spacing.ca
Jet Dreams on Toronto Island (Part 1) - Spacing Toronto
Premier Doug Ford and the Toronto Port Authority, the federal agency that owns Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport, have been extraordinarily secretive about their plans to modify the island airport for...
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So that you and your partner can enjoy a romantic evening listening to each other use the toilet :)
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Trump at the doctor
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a young boy with zombie makeup on his face is talking to a woman in a crowd .
Alt: a young boy with zombie face paint is talking to a news reporter at a county fair and saying, “I like turtles”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Does he really need this many dementia tests or does he just like taking them?
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I wonder if he requests a swab in advance every time
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I guess we’re back to cutting off people’s hands for stealing bread
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well it is Trump, so it seems possible
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I want a tiny car that disappears into a pocket dimension when it’s time to park
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 but the caption is altered so that instead of screaming “Bone?!” In horror he’s screaming “Ted Cruz?!”
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