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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I defy you to say which of these is lesser
Screen grab of goodreads’ “popular Amish romances” page Screen grab of “The Charmed Amish Life #3: A Sister’s Wish” on goodreads
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
History of chiropractic Wikipedia page
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Arrested Development is real life
Natalie Harp and Donald TrumpGeorge Bluth Sr and his loving assistant Kitty from “Arrested Development”.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A still from the horror movie “Smile” (2022).
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My kingdom for the Taylor/Travis wedding planning texts to be published, à la Nicola/Brooklyn
“I do not trust Brooklyn with this. U should be asking an assistant. He has no idea. And is guessing.” - Nicola 
Arianna (a wedding planner) points out that maybe serving a single burger won’t be enough for the guests and Brooklyn responds, “oh shit hahaha”.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not one of my predictions for the year I would have wanted to come true
A bingo chart of predictions for 2026: “non-black politician or pundit shamelessly uses the n-word in a public statement” is now checked off
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Girls don’t like boys, girls like health, education, family finances, safer streets, social care, and online safety for kids Boys will laugh at girls when they don’t balance the budget by dropping bombs on the Middle East
The band Good Charlotte
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Not to be flippant about one of the most heinous things I’ve ever read but
A screen grab from The New Yorker article wherein Andrew Tate is quoted: “I’ve never done anything wrong in my life.”A screen grab from Parks and Rec where Mona Lisa is saying: “I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."
Snake handling at the Church of God with Signs Following at Lejunior in Harlan County, Kentucky, 15 September 1946 (NARA). Photo by Russell Lee.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Toronto 2049
A massive parking lot filled with cars
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 but the caption is altered so that instead of screaming “Bone?!” In horror he’s screaming “Ted Cruz?!”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This part of the image alone is activating paranoid schizophrenics worldwide
The Trump as Jesus AI Truth Social post
The central figure among the heavenly troops at the top of the image who has a crown but no head and at least three arms
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I don’t think we should allow children’s book authors the power to disrupt random women’s careers and subject them to invasive medical exams at whim
Norman Rockwell painting “Freedom of Speech”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just think what he could build on all this waterfront
The Strait of Hormuz
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think that’s what Nancy Reagan said actually
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Lovely Royals Road Trip
On top: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in the back of a police car. Middle: Princess Michael of Kent wearing a racist brooch in the passenger seat of a car. Bottom: Prince Philip leaving hospital shortly before his death in the passenger seat of a car.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It’s not even in Las Vegas?!
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Dik diks and rhinos, unite
Amending my 2026 prediction bingo to say “evidence that a shockingly complex society exists/is forming among dik diks and rhinos”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Hm,
A google image search results page for “jd Vance family”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I ain’t reading all that meme
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Milhouse getting wedgied
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Rubio lamp
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
🫡
A People’s History of the United States by Howard Zinn
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Making progress to getting a glimpse of eyes….
A photograph of a cat lurking under a bed, only the lower part of her face is visible from deep shadows.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Christopher:
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“Isn't it evil to value a man the same as an ant?” Yes, Manousos, YES!!
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Bow to your sensei!
Marco Rubio photographed bowing deferentially to a table lamp by Christopher Anderson
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Sorry to do more than one:
Hilary Mantel’s “The Mirror and the Light”, third instalment in the Thomas Cromwell trilogy.Ferdia Lennon’s “Glorious Exploits.”Mattie Lubchansky’s graphic novel “Simplicity.”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Making my predictions for the year to come ✨
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Most of the audience walked out. At the end, a man stood up to address those of us remaining. He said he had come all the way from Iceland to watch movies like this, and that we had all ruined it for him.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Millions of girls and women’s first sexual experience is that of assault, and guys like Christopher think they are the victims
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Now I’m no phrenologist, but
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A truly bleak day for tech guys
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I need to invent a time machine…
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Me at my neighbour’s all blue Christmas lights, left on 24/7, 365 days a year
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Finally figured this one out too
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Maybe the Mariners do have the Mandate of Heaven after all
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The adorable Fiat Topolino EV
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fuck around and find out, binch
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Holy. Shit.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Will Burrows DS9 fan art of the episode “Bar Association” - Chief O’Brien encouraging Rom and Leeta to unionize. Caption: “The boss needs you you don’t need them! Labor is entitled to all it creates”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
PFT in August 2025/Rosedale Presbyterian in May 2020
Above: a screenshot of an August 2025 PFT skeet about how prayers don’t work anymore. Below: a photo of a church sign from May 2020 “Sermon: When prayers are not answered”.
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
ChatGPT is ruining the fun of LinkedIn for the LinkedIn people
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Chinatown is on Spadina Ave, but Spadina Station isn’t in Chinatown. Feels like the TTC should know that.
An ad for the TTC on a TTC subway train, reading “Where the day starts with dim sum. Visit Chinatown via Spadina Station.”
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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Two golden Jamaican patties in a white paper bag being held aloft in front of the sign for the Patty King restaurant in Scarborough (Toronto, Canada).
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