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Madame Durag

@flourishkuhween.bsky.social
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37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noticeable slimming down/firming of my arms and thighs… yasssssss. Lifting worksssss
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just hit the part of Lanterns when he stops himself from callin his brother “nigga” and I’m CRYIN
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way I’m selling a very functional dresser for $10 and have had 100 inquiries, gave 35 ppl my address and no one has came and picked it up is CRAZY
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ain’t nothin like goin hard in the gym then going to sleep on some fresh sheets
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hospital plays a lil nursery song over the loud speaker whenever a baby is born and it makes me tear up every time
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to go to the gym but I got gas like a mf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um… I’m on my second week of having a period and I’m on birth control……….. what is happening
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whole thread 100/10
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t stand when ppl complain about a health condition and in the same discussion say how they’re not following their doctors orders
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Mr. Deal Closer @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Also I think it’s pretty easy to tell if someone is making a blanket statement or not at this point. Like there’s no need to say not all men or not all white people etc because of context clues. Come on man.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My kid got a concussion yesterday and I’m just like…wtf man.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good. Put em on birth control too since u worried about their reproductive organs now
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Know*
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Loud ass plane 🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OR - he got face work done. Cause his lids are higher now too
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just seen a before and current pic of obj and ummmm… that boy playin w his nose. That ain’t just weight loss - the man was a professional athlete, why we acting like he ain’t have the ability to work out before? That’s Chris brown cheekbones from 2018
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just got a GOOD Halloween idea… be Michael Myers.. pero, Mekyale Myairs..the mask + knitted top and linen bottoms.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She would be clapping for me so loud
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Group Gives Perfect 10 Score
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really just got up in the middle of the night to eat watermelon… that gym session really depleted tf out of me
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October in Wabi-sabi ® @worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
I say let them 🤷🏾‍♀️ They’re letting us know who they are before they even speak, thank you!! 😊 🙏🏾
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If it didn’t stop homophobia then why would I have stopped transphobia ?
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been zero for a few years
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need to figure out how to unjam my ankle on my own
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Somebody just responded to a FB message I sent in 2019… means somebody was talking about me, right?
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ciara wanna have as many kids as her baby daddy sooooo bad
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did set up my surround sound today and this man called me “ms nigga”. What does that make him? 🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She gone have CT wearing fendi track suits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She bout to make sure she can get on all the challenge shows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ppl in the most racist cities love meeting a paramour on an international vacation then bringing em back to subject them to racism
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Skeeter Braun ♑️ @missohjay.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
STARS IN HER EYES, SHE FIGHTS FOR HER POWER KEEPING TIMEEEEEE SHE GRIIIIIIINDSSSSS DAY AND NIGHTTTTTTT
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Stripper Pole
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw this 20ish year old couple starting at a coffee shop watching Lady & The Tramp playing with play doh. It was the cutest shit I’ve ever seen
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why I’m having a car concert and Mariah Carey/Boyz II Men One Sweet Day come on and I started crying hahahahha
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One thing I will do is wake up earlier to make my baby some food for breakfast. Today I gave her some oatmeal with cooked down apples on top. She gone get ALL the love from home before she goes out into this stankin ass world okay?!
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High School History Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didn't know what the hell I was talking about as a child, but now?? My back DOES hurt. My bra IS too tight. My booty DOES shake from the left to the right. Life comes at you fast.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spreading the word cause I think a LOT of ppl could greatly benefit from a month of clarity in many ways
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Meech Meikal Mayurs @mixedbymeechii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No liquor, beer, wine for the rest of the month. Anyone down to join me 👀👀
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Overheard my kids friend say “your mom has fire taste in music” and she replied “I know. That’s where I get it from”.. go off girl 🤸🏽✨🧚🏽‍♂️
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve had that book sitting in my room collecting dust bc I wanted to tandem read it w somebody. This is my sign to crack it open
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m howling
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 26/08/2026
don’t nobody give a damn about no gout gas stations.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Alright now I’m getting tired of trying to scroll n find whatever yall talkin bout was $140. Somebody send me the original post
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
These ppl named their kids Fiona and Maple….. bro
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just found another reason to lose weight…I can buy a cheap ass couch if I weigh less 🤸🏽
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just went thru a drive thru and they had an AI voice greet me n try to take my order. That mf had to put me on hold. That’s CRAZY
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Masterclass
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sunday meal prep thoughts
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ve tried to be a fashion girly before but I truly do NOT understand fashion. I b thinking everything runway is ugly as hell no matter the designer OR I think it just looks like regular clothes-no in between lol
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I really b working and will schedule an email to be sent at 6:11am…
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was so locked in working from home today I never even took my bra off.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This man was really doing parkour in the gym and almost kicked me while I was using free weights. I started flashin on him but he couldn’t hear me over his ear buds lmaooo
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