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Madame Durag

@flourishkuhween.bsky.social
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37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 5h
My neighbors been having a party and turned the music off like 45 min ago. Now they drunk screamin in the street 🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My 3 yr old nephew keep screamin he wants peanuts and all I can hear is “I wanna eat penis” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noticeable slimming down/firming of my arms and thighs… yasssssss. Lifting worksssss
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just hit the part of Lanterns when he stops himself from callin his brother “nigga” and I’m CRYIN
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way I’m selling a very functional dresser for $10 and have had 100 inquiries, gave 35 ppl my address and no one has came and picked it up is CRAZY
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ain’t nothin like goin hard in the gym then going to sleep on some fresh sheets
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hospital plays a lil nursery song over the loud speaker whenever a baby is born and it makes me tear up every time
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to go to the gym but I got gas like a mf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um… I’m on my second week of having a period and I’m on birth control……….. what is happening
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whole thread 100/10
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t stand when ppl complain about a health condition and in the same discussion say how they’re not following their doctors orders
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Luckily it happened over the weekend so she already had a follow up where they gave her specific school accommodations. She really wants to be in school bc she’s scared of getting behind… and being home with me is boring 🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meeting with the concussion specialist*
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah she’s off her phone and the house is blacked out. She’s meeting me with the concussion specialist at the end of the week. She went to school for 2 hours today with sunglasses on n called me to come get her lol.
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Mr. Deal Closer @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Also I think it’s pretty easy to tell if someone is making a blanket statement or not at this point. Like there’s no need to say not all men or not all white people etc because of context clues. Come on man.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She swears she should just go back to school immediately (we’re in the first 48 hrs) and every time I’m having convo with her she’s having to describe a word to me bc she can’t remember it.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My kid got a concussion yesterday and I’m just like…wtf man.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good. Put em on birth control too since u worried about their reproductive organs now
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Know*
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Loud ass plane 🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All his forehead lines are gone now, same with his upper eye lid. And his cheeks are hallow now
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OR - he got face work done. Cause his lids are higher now too
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just seen a before and current pic of obj and ummmm… that boy playin w his nose. That ain’t just weight loss - the man was a professional athlete, why we acting like he ain’t have the ability to work out before? That’s Chris brown cheekbones from 2018
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just got a GOOD Halloween idea… be Michael Myers.. pero, Mekyale Myairs..the mask + knitted top and linen bottoms.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She would be clapping for me so loud
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Group Gives Perfect 10 Score
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really just got up in the middle of the night to eat watermelon… that gym session really depleted tf out of me
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October in Wabi-sabi ® @worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
I say let them 🤷🏾‍♀️ They’re letting us know who they are before they even speak, thank you!! 😊 🙏🏾
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pls tell me he laughed..
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You said he could’ve killed off trans hate by including them… but gay ppl were included and there’s still gay hate. That’s what I’m saying
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If it didn’t stop homophobia then why would I have stopped transphobia ?
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been zero for a few years
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need to figure out how to unjam my ankle on my own
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
V messy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Somebody just responded to a FB message I sent in 2019… means somebody was talking about me, right?
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ciara wanna have as many kids as her baby daddy sooooo bad
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did set up my surround sound today and this man called me “ms nigga”. What does that make him? 🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s what I was watching when I posted this lmao. I yelled “u wanna bring him to BOSTON?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She gone have CT wearing fendi track suits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She bout to make sure she can get on all the challenge shows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ppl in the most racist cities love meeting a paramour on an international vacation then bringing em back to subject them to racism
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Skeeter Braun ♑️ @missohjay.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
STARS IN HER EYES, SHE FIGHTS FOR HER POWER KEEPING TIMEEEEEE SHE GRIIIIIIINDSSSSS DAY AND NIGHTTTTTTT
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw this 20ish year old couple starting at a coffee shop watching Lady & The Tramp playing with play doh. It was the cutest shit I’ve ever seen
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why I’m having a car concert and Mariah Carey/Boyz II Men One Sweet Day come on and I started crying hahahahha
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always crave soup when it’s hot. I thought I was the only one
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Amen!
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One thing I will do is wake up earlier to make my baby some food for breakfast. Today I gave her some oatmeal with cooked down apples on top. She gone get ALL the love from home before she goes out into this stankin ass world okay?!
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High School History Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didn't know what the hell I was talking about as a child, but now?? My back DOES hurt. My bra IS too tight. My booty DOES shake from the left to the right. Life comes at you fast.
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spreading the word cause I think a LOT of ppl could greatly benefit from a month of clarity in many ways
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Meech Meikal Mayurs @mixedbymeechii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No liquor, beer, wine for the rest of the month. Anyone down to join me 👀👀
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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I let it ride out cause I wanna keep some of his too
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